Curious breed

Oh men, oh men, what a curious breed,

With their silly antics and their funny deeds,

They strut around like peacocks, so proud and so vain,

But really, they're just big kids, with childish brains.

They puff out their chests and flex their brawn,

But when it comes to emotions, they're like a newborn fawn,

They'll laugh and they'll joke, but when push comes to shove,

They'll run for the hills, like a scared little dove.

They claim to be logical, but really, who are they kidding,

When their brains are often filled with thoughts of sports and grilling,

They'll argue and debate, but in the end, they'll concede,

For they know deep down, they're no match for a woman's needs.

But still, we love them, with all their quirks and flaws,

For they're like big teddy bears, and they make us laugh and guffaw,

Their stubbornness and their cluelessness, just add to the fun,

And we wouldn't trade them for anything, not even a ton.

So here's to the men, the jokers, and the clowns,

May they continue to make us smile and never let us down,

For in this crazy world, they're the ones who bring us glee,

And we couldn't imagine a life without their silly, funny, lovable company.