Unfriend And Lock-It

"He broke up with me", Radha came crying home to her sister. 

"Who? Ravi?"

"No."

"Satish?"

"No."

"Sunil?"

"No. Raghu, broke up with me."

"He was the good one. I was looking forward to his birthday present. Last year he gave a wonderful set of Jhumkas. Why did he break up?"

"Do you know what he said before breaking up?"

"What?"

"He said he loved me more than all his ex-girlfriends", Radha said, wiping her tears.

"OMG."

"I was ready to make him my only boyfriend and was planning to settle down with him. I even changed his name to boyfriend 1 in my contact list."

"Oh, don't cry, my dear", said Radha's sister consoling her.

"Boyfriend 1, sister, boyfriend 1", reiterated Radha.

"Come on, don't be like that."

"Last week, I did everything he asked. I kissed men before. I did other things before, but he asked for more. Still, I agreed for that."

"What?" asked the sister.

Not answering her question, Radha continued. "I asked him to get me a biriyani and a Thumbs-up, he did not bring it for me. Do you know why?"

Before the sister could say anything, Radha replied, "The hotels are closed. If he really loves me, he should have found a way to get me what I want? Still, I wanted to settle down with him."

"You gave up so much. Tell me, what did he ask you for?"

Not answering the real question, Radha went on in her flow. 

"A few weeks ago, when I asked him to pick me up, he booked a Uber for me. I should have understood that day itself. Yesterday, when I asked him to buy me a coffee, he took me to a roadside hotel. As if he could not see the star bucks next to it."

The sister was frustrated and shouted, "Keep all that aside, tell me what did he ask you? What did you do for him?"

"I am ashamed to tell you. I cannot believe someone will have the guts to ask that from a girl."

"Enough with the suspense, tell me what it is?"

"He, he."

"He?"

"He asked me to like his Instagram display picture."

"OMG!!!!!!"

"And I liked it", both started crying and hugging.

"I cannot believe that after all this, he decided to break up with you."

Wiping off the tears, Radha nodded to agree with her sister.

"Did he tell you why he broke up with you?"

"He saw my Instagram account."

"What is there? He was following you, right?"

"Not that one. The account -Balls, balls, catch them", replied Radha.

Boy's break-up

"What happened? Why are you not calling her directly and watching her videos on IG?" asked Sunil's friend.

"We broke up?"

"You are my friend, any more."

"I know. I am sorry", replied Sunil

"But, you promised you were going to marry her."

"Is the break up related anyway with the IG?"

"A little bit."

"You only fell in love with her after seeing Balls, balls, catch them. Why is that a problem, now?"

"The other day, after finishing watching for research material on the IG, I saw who liked her latest video. "

"Okay."

"I saw one name which felt familiar."

"What name?"

"Surendranath Chaudary"

"And?"

"I checked the DP."

"Who is it?"

"It is my Dad."