TrainoFly(Part 1)

A person comes on stage in a big auditorium and says, " Hey guys, we all have been through many problems due to this Covid-19 Pandemic. But you know what, Shit it! I will come directly to the point so there is this person who has been pinging me on social media like a crazy fan and telling me I have an idea that will create profits for you. Now if you people see we people in real estate or business only aim for profits, I don't care how shit the idea is, I want bloody profits! So I heard this person's idea, I could say I was really amazed if you guys were there in my home you could see my reaction. Then I started working on it, it wasn't cheap and it did take a lot of time. I had to work my ass off, You understand you need to slog it. Then finally the project is ready today, any guesses what is it? VIPs can you guess?

A person came and gave the mic to VIPs and asked them, One said if it is of food I am very excited and if not of food I am still happy! Let's go to the second VIP, Mam what do you think would it be? I guess some medicine so that you could have control over your foul language, I am seeing you are using foul language continuously. I am old right now do you want me to die by listening to your foul language. Alright, other VIP no necessity of saying as I am going to reveal now, So this thing is called TrainoFly. It is a machine that works both as a train and airplane, it flies in the air and we have designed it like real wings but it looks like bird wings and even works as a train on rail tracks. Now let's see what are its advantages: no need for trains and airplanes both, as you know there are many places which have railway stations but no airports and sometimes there are airports but no railway stations. Mainly effective to the first one, this would be really useful for the people living in towns and villages. Because using this machine, you need some tracks, a taxiway, and a runway. It has inbuilt air conditioners and even washrooms are there. Food will be provided by our services, there might be one disadvantage which you might not like, You cannot use your mobile devices, it needs to be strictly switched off, a person will come and check all the devices as we have a system built-in and if your mobile phones interfere with it it might crash and the plane will not be in control of the pilot.

The system is Artificial Intelligence-based and the technology used in it can interfere with using mobile phones during flight or train mode. But we even took this point and built an in-flight entertainment or in-train entertainment. The streaming platform will be connected to it, however, you can view Live Television channels for free but for streaming plans, you need to pay extra. Don't worry about the landing and take off, we have tested it and it works perfectly fine. We even have a test center built, we are going to go live on all the channels and going to stream the test. But before that, we need some people who want to invest their money in this company, it will be verified including all documents. We will also be opening shares of this company as soon the product gets launched so that you people can invest in the shares too.

One person sitting behind at the auditorium raises his hand and says I will invest 10 lacs in it but I want a 6% equity share of it. Anyone else? because we will be giving more profits to those who invest in this company today profits will be reduced if you buy at the day of launch or some time ahead. Many people invest in it and invest in millions. Now for the streaming time, the person shouts and tells, let the journalists come in and prepare their setup. Going live in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 .... So hello people today we have the owner "Manoj Kumar" of a big real estate company that has sold many of the listings without even going flop in one. And has launched a big project today named Trainofly, we will be seeing the test of it in 10 minutes.

The moment they start the stream, a blast happens and all the speakers fall down and Manoj Kumar falls down the stage and faints down and some people covered in masks enter the auditorium and start shooting the security guards and police, and shout gangster attack, after shooting they spray some poisonous gas in the auditorium, all the people get faint and one man goes under the seats, takes out a handkerchief and put it on each face of VIP. The gangsters shoot out the cameras and then carry the VIP and Manoj Kumar and exit the auditorium. They all sit in the car, VIP and Manoj Kumar remove the handkerchief from their face. Finally, the work is done, we got the ransom for poisonous gas, and let's get the hell out of here and then he laughs loudly. We like making people idiots.