Prove As An Indian

Mathematician asks: How to write 4 in between a 5? 

China man replied: Is this a Joke?

Japan man exclaimed: Impossible! 

American man said: The question's wrong!!

British man snorted: Rubbish !!

Indian man wrote: F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts..anything to do with optimizing your brain!!

British: Can u swim? 

Indian: No.

British: Then a dog is better than u because it can swim. 

Indian: Can u swim? 

British: Yes! 

Indian: Then what's the difference between you & the dog? 

British shocked, faints!!

Indian Rocks! 

European: Why do all you Indians come in different colors? Look at us, we are all white. 

Indian: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same!!!