Fly War 3 Or World War 3?

Roses are red,

Voilets are blue,

This letter is to Ked,

Not to you!

Dear Ked,

Hi! How are you? Everything is fine here. Sorry for what happened yesterday. I think there was some misunderstanding between both of us. To be honest, first I just wanna clear that the fly which bit you was Papparappa, my friend's maternal aunt's kid's paternal uncle's daughter's pet dog's cousin fly. Also, biting of a fly is not the same as Hulk attacked Black Widow in Avengers Season 1 Episode 23. Anyway, back to the topic (let's not move to Avengers now).

Papparappa was just wandering and flying in the world somewhere (maybe near your house because the stupendous, tremendous, great, extraordinary etc., etc. fly bit you near your house) and was searching for a Dominos Double Layer Cheese Margherita Pizza and more importantly, without vegetables. I think that he thought you as a Double Layer Chee....blah blah blah (see from the sixth line, because I am tired of writing the name of pizza.) and ate you or bit you (as you think). So, I just wanna cut the sorry written above because there was none of my interference in World War 3 or may I say The biting war 3. Only my name came where I was in relation with Papparappa (refer the second line). So I need a sorry from you for blaming me because of no reason. Thank you if you say me sorry. Also, this thing is happening third time, shame on you not me!

With No Love,

Agrata: your enemy