Criticizing a Character

You were an ethereal figment to my imagination. It is humorous how you seemed undeserving yet you got all the loyalty and attention of the narrator which made you deserving at the end. Those were the ideals of the author which had been projected on you and created this tantalizing symphony. A star-crossed heavenly set of attributes with human setbacks and flaws adorned your existence like the tiny stars on a midnight sky. I once thought how spectacular it would be to see the narrator's muse closely and oh, when I did see...I was disappointed. Because you were such an average, boring, and classic existence hence I couldn't fathom how you could've ignited such fiery passion in the heart of the narrator. So I complained to the narrator about your plain average-ness and blamed him that he lied about you in his prose.

The narrator only smiled and replied "Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder".