Chintu's Funny Lifestyle

Wanna know funny boy Chintu's Funny Lifestyle? Read on.

Chintu went to sleep at late night at 12 AM. When his mother saw him at 1 AM, he was staring at things, she didn't say anything and slept. When she saw him at 3 AM, he was again staring at things, she again ignored him and slept. In the morning, at 7 AM just 10 minutes before his school alarm ring up, Chintu's mother came from the kitchen and saw him sleeping very peacefully that no one could explain. It was basically Chintu's everyday work! Chintu's mom somehow waked him up and asked him that why he was awake at the night and sleeping 10 minutes before the alarm would ring, he answered, " At night, I can't sleep, At morning, I can't get up!" Chintu's mother smiled and asked him to brush his teeth. After some time, when she returned to Chintu, she saw him standing in front of the mirror closing his eyes. She asked him the reason, Chintu seriously said, " I was looking how I look in the mirror when I close my eyes!" Chintu's mom laughed and gave him the tiffin and wished him the best for his Sample Paper of Computer. Chintu usually used to go to school on foot. He reached the school late! 

Chintu's teacher: Why're you late Chintu?

Chintu: Because of a sign.

Chintu's teacher: What a sign has to do with you coming to school late?

Chintu: Sign stated, " School Ahead. Go Slow!"

The whole class laughed. It was the Science period. Chintu's teacher was revising the chapters for the class. She was asking two questions each to every student. 

Chintu's teacher: Okay! So I'll ask questions to Chintu now! Ready Chintu?

Chintu: Yes mam!

Chintu's teacher: Why do we say that Water is most precious?

Chintu: Because we get the most precious thing with water.

Chintu's teacher: Good! What's its name?

Chintu: Coffee, If no water then no Coffee!

Chintu's teacher: Ahh! Okay, I'll ask another. What's Newton's law of motion?

Chintu: I can't remember the whole but I know the last line!

Chintu's teacher: Great! Then tell me the last line!

Chintu: .....And this is called Newton's law of motion.

Chintu's teacher: Chintu!! Get out of my class. Come in next period only!

It was the Astronomy period next. The teacher taught about the solar system.

 

 Astronomy Teacher: Okay students, tomorrow we'll have lectured on Neptune and Pluto.

 Chintu: But mam, my mother will not let me go so far!

 Astronomy Teacher: Chintu! I'll say but you'll not understand so I'll not waste my time. Good day students! 

 It was Chintu's Maths period. 

 Maths teacher: Chintu, If your father earns $500 per week and he gives half of the money to your mom, then what will he have?

 Chintu: A strong Heart Attack!

 Maths teacher: Sit down! As soon as possible!

 Now, it was the Computer period. The teacher was taking a sample paper of the subject. Chintu got his paper. He wrote all the answers which his mom had made him prepared for. One question was left. Chintu thought and said to himself," Mom didn't prepare me for this one! But I still know it! I'm so much intelligent!" The question was, What is Microsoft Excel? Chintu wrote," Microsoft Excel is a new branch of Surf Excel used to clean computers. Now, how many marks Chintu would get was on his other answers, not Microsoft Excel one!! Chintu completed the paper and reached his home.

 Chintu's mother: How was the Paper?

 Chintu: It was white and quite thin!

 Chintu's mother: I'm asking for your Computer paper!

 Chintu: Ohh! It was amazing. 

 Chintu's mother: Ok! So sit at the dining table I'll get you lunch. Chintu finished his Lunch and noticed that his birthday was very close. 

 Chintu: Mom, what will you give me on my birthday?

 Chintu's mother: Hmm.. Close your eyes and tell me what you see.

 Chintu: Nothing!

 Chintu's mother: Bad Luck, you'll get nothing! 

 Chintu laughed hardly. 

 After some time:

 Chintu: Mom I want 20 rupees.

 Chintu's mother: For what?

 Chintu: I want to give to a poor man.

 Chintu's mother: So kind of you, By the way where's your poor man?

 Chintu: Selling ice cream outside. 

 And Chintu received slaps and slaps!

 It was night, Chintu's father came home from the office. 

 Chintu's father: Chintu, Why your mom is so silent?

 Chintu: Actually dad, Mom asked me about lipstick and I heard fevistick and then.

 Chintu's father: God bless you, my child! 

 Soon, Chintu and his family had dinner. It was Chintu's bedtime. He was scared of ghosts that's why he used to sleep with the light on. But that night, many mosquitoes were disturbing Chintu, so he turned on the mosquito repellent. And suddenly the current went. It was completely dark. Chintu was just noticing that the mosquitoes aren't there because of repellent, but the current went and the repellent, as well as light, turned off, it was Chintu's bad luck. After some time, a firefly came flying into Chintu's room in dark. 

 Chintu (to himself): Oh my God! Now, because the repellent is off because the current isn't there, the mosquito has come with a torch! Foolish mosquito! 

 Saying this when Chintu slept, he didn't understand. 

 This was Chintu's Funny Lifestyle with his family also being more than funny! Did you like his Funny Lifestyle?