Unhealthy Obsession

Today, you came 

Of course, I noticed already.

Dressed as red as a flame

That made me all giddy.

No time to waste,

As that would make my flounce.

All in much haste,

I made a huge pounce.

Off with the garb so glossy

Gobsmackingly divine!

So fiesty! So saucy!

I had no regret in my mind.

Sitting on the shingles

Under the stars, to you I proclaim

My sweet, tomatoey Pringles™

You're my one and only dame.