Silly Little Alan

Silly little Alan whose mom made a him a shake,

He always thought that it was a mistake.

Blended fibre just for him,

He didn't care so he was a bit dim.

He came back home but he didn't care,

He acted so his mom's face wouldn't glare.

Then he thought about it so clear,

And his mom said "come here!"

He said to mom that he would slip,

Mom laughed from her toe to her nose tip.

She said "Oh honey, you're imagining so wrong",

This banana milkshake makes you strong.

You'll only slip if there was a banana peel,

It'll not take hours to heal.

Now sip it up and let's go play.

I'm giving you something healthy everyday.