Simon Rex
Comedy
Just walking by the cockpit
Someone's shouting
When I was looking
The red chicken
Looks so brave
My wife’s money
That I would drop in the pawnshop
I have bet on the red chicken
It looks like it is good.
Red Rooster
ଯାହା ହେଇଥିଲା ସବୁ ଭୁଲି ଯାଇ କରିଲି ମୁଁ ଫେସବୁକ୍ Log In ପୁଣି ଗୋଟିଏ ସୁନ୍ଦରୀ ଟେ ଦେଖି ଯାହା ହେଇଥିଲା ସବୁ ଭୁଲି ଯାଇ କରିଲି ମୁଁ ଫେସବୁକ୍ Log In ପୁଣି ଗୋଟିଏ ସୁନ୍ଦରୀ ଟେ ଦ...
Batter down the gutter Batter down the gutter
The poem compares marriage to the stock market. The poem compares marriage to the stock market.
As I walked passed my sons’ room, I thought I heard a loud boom! Oh! My God what happened I thought As I walked passed my sons’ room, I thought I heard a loud boom! Oh! My God what...
The "E" Life. The "E" Life.
Looking for a promise to use corona time. Looking for a promise to use corona time.
I saw Germany in the second world war, When Hitler was driving a Mercedes car. I saw Germany in the second world war, When Hitler was driving a Mercedes car...
Humpy Dumpty jumped over a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.. Humpy Dumpty jumped over a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall..
The waiter stood perplexed, "Idli" is the rice cake you ordered, The waiter stood perplexed, "Idli" is the rice cake you ordered,
Realized and understood now, CALCULUS is much more than you + me = us. Realized and understood now, CALCULUS is much more than you + me = us.
Had bite hungrily, gone to washbasin runningly, Shouted angrily, manager came hesitatingly Had bite hungrily, gone to washbasin runningly, Shouted angrily, manager came he...
Now I hope that my teacher understands why I simply cannot do my homework And if she doesn't I wi... Now I hope that my teacher understands why I simply cannot do my homework And...
I dared to call her Sweetheart, I thought, I won her Heart But she knew Martial Arts I dared to call her Sweetheart, I thought, I won her Heart But she knew Martial ...
Finally, his body rests in hot porcelain; Pyramid with peace... Finally, his body rests in hot porcelain; Pyramid with peace...
By Singing and singing the throat of cuckoo is too dried By Singing and singing the throat of cuckoo is too dried
Our English language? A curious thing! Hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing Grocers don't ... Our English language? A curious thing! Hammers don't ham and fingers don't fi...
When they call me a tricker, They forget only their blood in my veins flicker... When they call me a tricker, They forget only their blood in my veins flicker...
With the bunch of exhilarated kids, My heart always skids, With the bunch of exhilarated kids, My heart always skids,
Once in my room, I found a box made of gold, I wondered- what did it hold? There was a note which ... Once in my room, I found a box made of gold, I wondered- what did it hold? The...
"I don't know what it is that is the matter with the man with whom I live?" "I don't know what it is that is the matter with the man with whom I live?"