Simon Rex
Comedy
Just walking by the cockpit
Someone's shouting
When I was looking
The red chicken
Looks so brave
My wife’s money
That I would drop in the pawnshop
I have bet on the red chicken
It looks like it is good.
Red Rooster
Remember good readers, my words are no fiction , Beware of Toadies, and bottles and elections. Remember good readers, my words are no fiction , Beware of Toadies, and bottl...
Join Chip, the curious robot, on a cosmic adventure as he explores the stars and learns the secrets ... Join Chip, the curious robot, on a cosmic adventure as he explores the stars and...
Your beautiful, gorgeous, sweet, a friend whom I behold.... Your beautiful, gorgeous, sweet, a friend whom I behold....
Onward they marched, the slice in their sight, Through the Plains of Marinara, under the moonligh... Onward they marched, the slice in their sight, Through the Plains of Marinara...
An old lady who put socks into her tea, a miserly millionaire whose money was eaten.. Limericks to t... An old lady who put socks into her tea, a miserly millionaire whose money was ea...
Quirky take on girls gossips and lives. Quirky take on girls gossips and lives.
A Limerick on Unusual Friends A Limerick on Unusual Friends
Dream of killing a father. Dream of killing a father.
In a cupboard up the attic In a nook below the bed In a cupboard up the attic In a nook below the bed
Hi, I am a narcissistically honest writer. Leaves, birds, moon, and stars will be found in most of t... Hi, I am a narcissistically honest writer. Leaves, birds, moon, and stars will b...
I'm no longer me but have been converted into a life-size bun! I'm no longer me but have been converted into a life-size bun!
The most wasted of all days Is one where laughter is delayed The most wasted of all days Is one where laughter is delayed
"You tease my tongue I savor your taste Gluttonously demanding more Senses aroused, " "You tease my tongue I savor your taste Gluttonously demanding more Senses arous...
I like a bit of drama I like a bit of drama
Looking at the mirror she gaped at the vision, Was she staring at herself or an appar Looking at the mirror she gaped at the vision, Was she staring at herself or an...
After a stressful day I ran to my home After a stressful day I ran to my home
Is the only advice I've heard and can repeat So on we go, in a jocular vein, resisting all warnin... Is the only advice I've heard and can repeat So on we go, in a jocular vein, ...
She peeked at me, out of her window every day... She peeked at me, out of her window every day...
A comical rendering of an fancy-sounding order placed in a restaurant; like a spoof on Masterchef Au... A comical rendering of an fancy-sounding order placed in a restaurant; like a sp...
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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