Mismatch

He was a fat and old

She was pretty and bold

He was smart and funny

She was a bright young honey

Met on a Facebook chat

And soon after that

In a few weeks flat

He was head over heels

Can’t blame how he feels

As she was hot and witty

She was sweet to him

Perhaps on a whim

So it was a real pity

That there was nothing they could do

For though she liked him too

The years were far too much

For their lives to touch

Beyond the coffee and beer

And the friendly cheer

Few stolen kisses and cuddles

Life gets into muddles

Wonder where this goes

But let’s forget such woes

And enjoy this mad run

Life’s meant to be fun