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Raju Ganapathy

Comedy Classics

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Raju Ganapathy

Comedy Classics

I Am, Therefore You Are

I Am, Therefore You Are

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To progress or to regress

Or progressively regress

Take this country backwards

Therein lies my success.


From secularity to the Hindutva majority

Where you can’t lynch the cows but you can, the minority.

Lambs you can slaughter, for your biryani 

But not the cows, don’t defy me.


State laws will dictate whom you can marry

Love cannot transcend the faith, the result will be gory.

Honchos will develop progressively their paunches

Poor will droop, regressively remain in their crutches.


I am the communicator par excellence

I speak for the country’s billions

My vision is people’s vision

People praise for my su’darshan.’ 

When I win it is the win for the democracy

The critique might say people have gone crazy.


I am the Emperor, in the neighbourhood, nations shiver in their fear

When I thunder in the mike, the follower's thunder by their clap and cheer.

I am the Trinity and do things with impunity

The opposition is like termites and I smother them with insecticides. 


Demonetise I did lockdown, with my will.

People voted for me, with goodwill.

Will rule the country until

The Hindu Rashtra, on the people’s mind, I instil. 


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