A Limerick On Me!

Denzil Vonlintzgy

Comedy

Denzil Vonlintzgy

Comedy

1 min

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English Poem : #20525 English Poem Comedy : #1039

fun humour limerick

My family name is Von-Lin-Skee

Never a name so strange could be.

Pa found it in his pocket,

When he broke his joint socket

Chasing a girl, named Lucy McGee.

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