You Already Have One

"Ooh! laa laa.. You are looking absolutely gorgeous in this black saree" Sameer teased Vipasha.

"I know I know.. I always look gorgeous, it doesn't matter what saree I'm wearing huh.." Vipasha replied proudly, blowing up the lock of hair which was kissing her right cheek.

"Ha ha..Can't you get a joke? You are looking like a witch from the hindi tv serial, whose long black braid keeps dangling slowly from side to side." Sameer said.

"Do you know what they say about a witch? No woman can quench the thirst of a man like a witch does. So, it's not that bad to have a witch as your wife. Is it?" Asked Vipasha raising her left eyebrow.

"Is it so? Then I wish I had one, but....." Sameer laughed hard and ran towards the living room after saying this.

Vipasha cried..."you.... Wait, what did you say?" And ran behind him.

Sameer hid behind the translucent curtain and waited for Vipasha to come in. He could see vipasha coming towards the living room but suddenly a plate or something fell on the kitchen floor making a disturbing noise. Vipasha stopped there and turned towards the kitchen, her back towards Sameer. Sameer peeped from behind the curtain to witness the most dreadful sight of his life.. The end of Vipasha's long thick braid was swaying like the tail of a scorpion! ready to sting. 

At that very moment, having a mischievous smile spread over her face, Vipasha turned towards Sameer and said "Darling! don't look for one, you already have one".

Sameer collapsed as Vipasha's black eyes shined and menacing laugh echoed in the room.