Prashant Subhashchandra Salunke

Comedy Inspirational

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Prashant Subhashchandra Salunke

Comedy Inspirational

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

5 mins
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These wives have the habit of threatening husbands by saying that she would go to her maternal home in small matters.

I also had a dispute with my wife Deepa today.

she even threatened me to go to my in-laws.

Who here is afraid of her threat!

Do those who are single do not know how to live their life?

The wife wants to keep me down and I am not that kind of a person I feel. 

Talking about today: My wife told me to get her a box of snacks from the top! 

Me !!! I refused to give her. Hey! Buddy common I mean Is this our job? Today, she is asking me to give her that box then tomorrow she would tell me to make snacks. No way I am not going to do it. So she tells me, 'My hand does not reach the top that’s why I told u, otherwise who would tell you.'

That means my hands are long! Am I Police? It is police whose hands are long and not mine. She threatened to listen to me and said, 'You will know when I would go to my parent's house. Brother, I was independent I am independent and I would remain independent. The habit of slavery is not in me from childhood. Revolutionaries like Bhagat Singh, Sukhdev, Rajguru and Chandra Shekhar have been my idols since childhood. 

Remembering the Lord's name, I stretched myself out on the bed and did not even know when my eyes were closed

I was shocked to hear the doorbell ring suddenly.

It was five o'clock in the morning when I looked at the clock.

Is this cuckoo now playing the bell instead of the Cock-a-doodle-do?

I pulled the sheet over my mouth and said, "Who is it?"

A loud voice came from outside, “Milk. "

I opened the door to get me out of the sheet. The milkman was standing outside carrying a can of milk.

I said with a little anger,

"do u Come here to give milk early morning or to ruin people's sleep."

The Milkman was looking at me as if I was the eighth wonder of the world in front of him.

I said, "why are you giving me a look of an idiot? Give milk. "

The milkman said, "Sir, the vessel."

I asked, "means?"

The milkman said, "Bring me the vessel from inside the kitchen to get the milk."

I still had sleep in my eyes. I was still yawning, I went inside the kitchen and got him the vessel. The milkman put milk in it. I quickly put it in the kitchen and went back to bed. Suddenly my eyes opened I had to go to the office early this morning. Hunger was also felt but there was no breakfast or anything in front. Oops! I had to make it myself. I threw the bedsheet and went to the kitchen inside the milk was as it is as the vessel wasn’t covered there was a lizard in the milk, now how to make a tea without milk? I thought to leave all this, and I thought of going into the kitchen and have something out from the fridge. finally, I found two apples. I gulped down as soon as I got them, had some relief after that although some other work was still pending I still had to bath but where was the towel? I was also not able to find my clothes. Every day my clothes and towel used to be on the table where are the today?  

About half an hour later I found my towel and after another fifteen minutes, the clothes were found. So for a total of forty-five minutes went just in search of clothes and another ninety minutes began to organize the things I had taken out. The clock was running faster today. Maybe installing a new cell would be the result! I still had to take a bath and Hey! Even after the bath washing of clothes was also left. 

lunch! Hey! Yes, I have to make it too! I also have to clean the utensils here. If I do all this, when will I go to the office? O.K. I'll have my lunch today at the hotel. I got rid of the washing dishes! I would wash the clothes after coming from the office, they will be washed, but when will it dry? Then coming from the office if I would wash clothes, then who will make the night’s dinner?

Leave it ! at night I also would have dinner in the hotel. I was delighted to think that, but the next moment I wondered how much the hotel bill would be for lunch and dinner together! Oh My God. Today, my entire salary will be spent just after food at the hotel. No .. No. I'll cook and eat at home. Then the I would have to clean the utensils. On the other hand, if the washing up of clothes is still pending and what about cleaning the house? waste. Oh! God. Didn't remember that. 'God, save me' I shouted and I got up.

Sleeping beside me, my wife Deepa said, "What happened? Why did you scream Let me sleep? "

Haha! My wife was sleeping next to me. My dear didn't go to her parent's house !!! I have already said that these wives have the habit of threatening to go to her maternal home into small matters.

There was a knock at the door outside. “Milk. "

As Deepa was getting up, I spoke with love, “You sleep, sweetheart. Today I would get them with milk. "

Deepa said, "When you go out to get milk, also look at the sun has risen up in which direction."

To help Deepa's sleep not be disturbed, I went for in the kitchen without making any noise. As soon as the door was opened, the milkman put two bags of milk in my hand and said, "Sir, why did you bring the vessel?"

I closed the door lightly without saying anything I closed the door and was looking at my loving wife and the Wonder Woman Deepa who takes care of my house. She is the reason behind me writing the stories in a more calmer way and inspires me to work even harder


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