The Most Silliest!

“I am the silliest!” cried Stupid

“No, I am the silliest!” protested Silly

“No, I am!” said Foolish

“No! I am!!!” shouted Idiotic

“No! I am the stupidest! I am the silliest!” cried Silliest

“I am the stupidest!” roared Stupidest

“I am!”

“No, I am!”

“I AM!”

“NO, I AM THE SILLIEST!”

“BUT I AM!”

“Well!” said their mother, coming in the room “I think you all are very silly!”

“Yay!” cried everybody, delighted “We all are very silly!”

“But, no, I am sillier than all of you, the only one who is super-duper-silly!” said Super-duper-silly, angrily, wanting only himself to be the silliest.

“I AM!”

“NO, I AM!”

“I AM THE STUPIDEST!”

“I AM THE SILLIEST!”

“I AM VERY FOOLISH!”

“Of course, you are the most silliest! Actually, the most silliest on the entire planet!” said their mother “You are all the most stupidest kids on the planet, so brush and get ready to go to school and stop arguing over who is the silliest! What a silly argument! How silly you all are! You all are the silliest!”

“YAY! ARE WE ALL REALLY SILLY? YAY! WE ARE THE SILLIEST, FOOLISHEST, DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! WE’LL BE CALLED…THE SILLIEST!”

And every time they are seen…the people say,

WHO IS THE SILLIEST?

THE SILLIEST ARE THE SILLIEST!!!