O Baby

It is usual for me to work on weekends from the room. I woke up late and switched on my laptop to login.

I listened to someone is hissing. I took around and found the sound is coming from my roommate's blanket.

When my ears get alerted I found it is a kissing sound. I tried to listen to the conversation while waiting for the client's call.

Baby, have you woke up? My roommate questioned as husky as possible. 

I mean, really? If She didn't wake up who is talking to you in the first place?

Baby, I miss you. Baby, I am an unlucky baby. I should be there holding you tight this winter. 

Baby, come on video call baby? Please baby. One time baby. 

I have got doubt that his school taught him to use the baby more than any word.

When his conversation got finished with smooching sounds on phone the bedsheet is removed from his face.

Hey man, wassup? He asked me.

I pretended that I do not listen to his conversation clearly by wearing my headset.

Good morning bro. Is that your girlfriend? 

He laughed while folding the bedsheet and said, No bro. I met this girl on Instagram. We just sext each other and sometimes video calls. That's it.

He told and took the toothbrush from the shelf.

I have thought it's your Girlfriend because you are using the baby many times.

Come on bro. We use commonly a baby to whom we want some favor of physical intimacy, right? 

He said and went to the bathroom.

Really? 

So, wherever I am listening baby are all people doing the same? 

I questioned my thoughts while a flushing sound came from the bathroom.