The Shit List!

Hypothetically speaking, when I'm Sleeping!

The dreams that I am seeking,

Should only happen in the fetal position!

Not bent over, in the faecal position!

I often daydream in the Jacks!

That's where I feel most relaxed!

As more than thoughts, start to flow!

These things, you don't want to know!

Other than when I'm in bed

The best place I find is the Head

Where concepts and ideas

Become a conquest that teases

Every Cell my Brain imagines

However Small or Fantastic

It's processed along,

With what I last ate 

In the Bathroom where I sit

Thinking while I make a list