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Denzil Vonlintzgy

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Denzil Vonlintzgy

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After The Chutney...

After The Chutney...

1 min
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English Poem : #18151 English Poem Comedy : #852
 hot   drain   samosa   gain   sold   unending   limerick   came   samosas   chilli chutney 

Steaming Samosas, sold by the drain;

Came with some chutney, to add to the gain.

The Samosas were in a pot,

but, the chutney was chili hot.

Burned till next morning, with an unending flame.


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