World War III
World War III3 mins 368 3 mins 368
Alexander with the intent of world domination starts waging World War III and with his ruthless and diplomatic capabilities wins over many countries till he reaches the borders of India with the ardent desire to win and settle down in India which is the land of the plentiful.
The provinces of India unite under a single banner to take on this threat and appoint Mahendra Baahubali as their supreme commander. Both armies fiercely advance towards each other. Alexander moves and settles on the banks of Jhelum and Bahubali moves his one army unit on the right banks of the river. They keep doing this and try to outwit each other. Eventually the two forces met face to face with cavalry units on both flanks, fronted by their T-72 , Arjun tanks with Mirage's and Rafale's flying above. Both sides move their heavily armoured howitzer artileery units towards each other.
Alexander noticing that Bahubali has brought in similar tactics is flummoxed. He recreates a newer plan by moving his snipers up the nearby hillock. Next day morning he is surprised to see Bahubali's snipers on the opposite hillock. Alexander then sends his drones flying the next day only to be seeing Bahubali's drone flying over him as well.
Finally Alexander asks for a meeting to decide how the battle should be fought. Both decide to have their meeting at a common place surrounded by both armies armed in equal numbers to settle it. Bahubali whatsapps Alexander and shares the location to reach. Both legends meet at the common point. The event is live telecast and Bahubali says war will only bring more smoke and the AQI levels are already bad due to frequent stubble burning in the vicinity besides vehicular pollution. If there will be more firepower from both ends the air quality may get worse. Alexander agrees and says he too has a problem breathing thanks to the smoke.
Bahubali suggest that let the armies put down their weapons and let the duel be between Alexander and Bahubali, to which Alexander sees a point and agrees without realising what the duel would be. Bahubali then brings out his projector and speakers and says lets play music and whoever has the best moves wins. Alexander is baffled but thinks, Bahubali will have a problem dancing because of his excessive muscles and he may easily win it. He asks him about selection of songs, which bahubali says will be all south Indian songs of Rajnikant, Prabhu Deva, Chiranjeevi etc.
The song numbers start and Alexander moves and dances but is no match to Bahubali who has grown watching all the movies and Alexander's army start to retreat backwards after seeing the crazily unbelievable movie dances and steps and begins to think that if their dances are so powerful then their martial arts must be even more lethal. Suddenly Alexander realises his army has deserted him and Bahubali's men now surround him.
Bahubali asks Alexander that now that he is routed and outnumbered how would he like to be treated. Alexander holds his ground and says like any other movie star. Bahubali likes the reply and calls his friend down south to cast Alexander as the new villain in Tamil and Telugu movies. Alexander is elated and decides to settle in India while his army retreats. The whole world is happy as the World III has amicably come to an end and world peace is restored. Bahubali is also nominated for the Nobel prize for Peace.