Traffic All The Way Down

Traffic is-

Armed combat, a war of wills and (here it comes-) only the BRAVEST have a chance to survive.

Then there are times when I think that all 2019 had to offer me was traffic. Literally.

I mean, it didn’t even have a traffic policeman!!!

Do you understand? It goes like this-

Imagine that it’s a fine and sunny day (in my mind), but the roads are all blocked!!

Like not even a rat could squeeze through!

And the answer to where I kept my Hindi assignment was waiting for the traffic to clear, cause as you noticed- it was certainly needed.

But the traffic just wouldn’t clear.

Ok, that’s bad right, but it is worse when the answer to why Oliver Twist had asked for more is easily transported to Danusri.

Then again-

After returning from school, on the bus, when I look out of the window, you know what I see?

Traffic!!

It’s like traffic and I have a very mysterious connection. (Probably something related to our past lives.)

 

Does traffic even realize that without it, I could go home early and read an extra chapter of crime and punishment? Huh?

Why does traffic think that I’m Hitler and I killed 6 million Jews?

I really need answers.

And then school, a place which needs traffic police MORE THAN ANYTHING.

(As if the school wasn’t so hard enough already.)

Like there traffic all the ways through-

The classroom, the bathrooms, the canteen, the assembly hall, the spooky basement……….

Don’t step on tiger tails, always pay attention in French class, drink some knowledge shake(whatever)….

Ok, wait!!!!

It’s traffic again.

Ummm….. Will, there be any way out for 2020?

I really need a traffic policeman/woman.

 

 

Notice

 

Traffic policeman/woman needed

 

Should be no less than 8’11”, so that everyone can see him/her.

Well trained in boxing, fencing, and espionage. Should love Taylor Swift and cats………..