Satire of Monkey

Millions of years ago there was a planet in an unknown galaxy somewhere in the universe. There lived different types of animal in the deep forest. The star light rarely reached the ground. There lived a group of animals called Monkey. One day they find a very open space consisting thousands of miles and they have no idea where is the end of that field. When they found that open space some of them started to move forward. The rest had no choice but to follow herd. As they started walking in the field, they found so many different issues they are experiencing which they never dealt with. They saw lightening in the sky. They saw starlight in the sky and they saw clouds in the sky. As they walked, they encountered flowing river and they started to follow along the river. They found lots of places like mountain. As they kept on walking, they had two issues. They need food and they need sex and they were fighting each other for these two issues. Some of the monkeys used to eat less and avoid sex and focused on journey and exploration around the world. As they were moving, they tried to invent different technique of survival. For the old monkeys, who had no desire for sex but to have little food, wanted to impose some authority but young monkeys do not listen to them rather they had sex with old and young female monkeys as much as they wish and snatch and take good foods as much as they love. Old monkeys tried to create some kind of artistic works which attracted female monkeys initially and later they developed idles with these art. These female monkeys found the way out how to use these arts to manipulate male monkeys. Old monkeys introduced the art and convince a new knowledge about supernatural creatures who are very strong in attributes. What old monkeys were hoping for they uttered this kind of wish with these artistic works. Female monkeys respected and liked those arts so much as to worship those art and thinking the characters of art as real creature with massive power. These old people and female monkeys created the concept of Gods and started acting like worshiping. The young monkeys were mostly busy with sex and food and rarely interested with these art. As they went to have sex with female monkeys, they found out these arts and saw female monkeys are worshiping these arts. The female monkeys tried to convince these creatures with super massive power and real. The young male monkeys slowly influenced by these notions and they created unknown fear inside them. Old monkeys started new technique and created explanation for each art as to make these young monkeys fool.

Old monkeys started another approach to create social contract in order to make sure old men get secured by the young dangerous monkeys and since female monkeys were on behalf of old monkeys it was easy to create these types of law for their self-interest but soon, they realized these are not effective as much as they wanted.

So, they started to think all the possible ways to make these mass monkeys fool.

One day some extra ordinary old monkeys came up with the ideas of having possessed by one of those creatures in the art and started giving lecture to everyone like messenger of those powerful Gods. The old monkey created a situation so that everyone trust them and like them. Then in a convenient day he proposed that divine revelation and introduced a real GOD, angel, heaven, and hell, day of judgement, life after death, soul and so on. All sort of ideal states which the female monkeys and young monkeys and even old monkeys had never thought of (What a genius idea to control the mass donkeys as the old monkey was uttering inside his mind). Female monkeys were so devoted hearing these messages from this old monkey and slowly all started to follow that old monkeys and old monkeys had chance to enjoy with young and old female monkeys as well and unlimited provision from mass monkeys.

Million Years Went By

They try to come with different solutions with same thought experiments with mass monkeys following this technique, but it saved the old authoritative monkeys but rarely solved the issue in society. at the same time these monkeys’ biological features have been changed and they look completely different from their ancient ancestors.

There came time after millions of years. they started asking being skeptic to everything what they learned previously. Epistemology was questioned by these skeptics’ monkeys. The result came up after few thousand years and these modified monkeys realized how their old ancestors survived by using these tricks to save their race and especial emotional honor. One monkey was reading the history of his ancestors and laughing out inside. Monkey was about to leave his room but he saw at window there are different types of monkeys in color white, black, brown, and for each color of monkeys have different variants and they are arguing each other by saying how one monkey is superior to other monkey. Some of them were talking from religious and metaphysical perspective, and some of them were talking from regional perspectives, some of them were talking about color perspective, some of them were talking from knowledge perspective, some of them were talking about material wealth perspective, some of them were talking from gender perspective, and some of them were talking about biological perspective. Monkey noticed other side of the building, some of them were talking about philosophy. Suddenly monkey noticed they started fighting each other and stabbing with knife and killed each other. Some of them ran away and philosophers were laughing at those events and silently leave that area. At the meantime, some monkeys ran towards the place and started taking notes of the events and making documentary for news. Monkey noticed some monkeys came with authoritative vehicles and started catching those people and bring them back in the vehicle while beating them up with the bamboo stick.

Monkey smiled at those monkeys from his room and uttered silently wait for few more decades when the history of our ancestors will reach at your grandchildren’s hand with massive evidences and you will see your arguments will disappear and nobody will talk and die like fool that you are doing today. The dialectic history will never end but the dialectic approach for ancient strategy will end forever with the history of monkey, history of the universe, history of fascination. Skeptic monkeys Alas! Monkey left his house and went to the street for after noon walk. An authoritative vehicle came from back and without giving any signal vehicle killed that monkey. Monkey had only one chance to utter words towards vehicle men by shouting in such a loud voice that everyone heard around that area. The vehicle stopped for revenge but by that time the monkey died. The vehicle started to move again and the dead body remained there. A crow came to that dead monkey and staring at the dead body uttered nothing but “Ka..Ka…Ka”.