Mewnian Signs

Mewni is like a Greek language and there are two different mewniac words that are low mewman speaking. One is mewniac and it means maniac. The other one that sounds the same. But it means zodiac. So you really can't tell the difference with those words. It is just how you same them that counts. This story is all about zodiac signs. Or as you know it, Mewniac signs.

Zodia was the one who created the mewniac signs because she wanted her generation to have a symbol symbolizing what they are if they were born on a certain month. Zodiaca was born in June 11th. So according to her chart of stars and zodiac signs, June meant that if you were born on that month, you are a zebra. If you are born in July, you are a jewel. You can choose any jewel that you want to be. And any jewel you choose has a different meaning. So choose carefully. They all mean different things. July has more of a choice for things that you might want. If you were born in February. Then are 2 red upside down horns. That zodiac sign is called a Febe. Princess Febe was one of the other dimension princesses. You have to know your apposite apocalypse life. Febe was not the queen of Mewni in this dimension. But Februaria is. January's zodiac is a picture of jelly. March's zodiac is money. Technically, the picture is of 2 dollar bills crossing each other. May is a picture of cigarettes. April, a picture of a caterpillar. December has a picture of a unicorn. And the star month named August is a picture of a star. You are the twinkling diamond star if you are born on that month in the morning. You are the 5 left star, if you are born on that month in the night. You are the 4 legged star, if you are born on that month in the afternoon. The 4 legged star is the regular-type type star. On that month is when the rare stars come out to show you their beautiful colours. The picture of Asomananca is proof that the day that she was at the funeral was in August. Others could tell that because of the same stars that appear in August. Know your stars.

August is the only month that shows no sun. There are just different kinds of stars that appear at a certain time. But that is only in that month. That month is known as the night month. If you are born in October. Than you are a octagon. If you are born in September. Then you are a septarian monster. If you are born in November, then you are a butterfly on a vine. I can't tell you what all of the queens's zodiac signs are because that is not what this story is about. But I can tell you what some princesses zodiac signs are. That is because they are important ones because some of them named every month. Before that, everyone could just tell when it was there birthday by counting the time.

Septaria and her twin sister named Septembra was born in September. But when they were born, no one called that day anything. Later on, was when they named the month. The month sounded like their name a bit. The princesses that created the days are one generation after another. That means that there hasn't been a talented princess until after the birthday queens. Bertha and Septariana would improve the message of the zodiac signs hundreds of years later. Septaria was a septarian monster, that was why Zodiaca made her zodiac sign that. The zodiac signs started to mean something when Birthdaya started to fiddle around with what some secret zodiac messages meant. Birthdaya is Bertha's child. Birtha and Birthdaya's birthday is on new years eve. There are 2-star months. December and August. There are actually 2, zodiac signs for December. You are snow if you are born in new years eve. You are a unicorn if you are born in December, but any of the days that are before December 31st. Decemba didn't have the same cheek marks that she gave her zodiac sign. Decemba was born in new years eve. But her daughter was named Unicornia and she was half unicorn and she was born in December. Caprica and Capricornia and Caprice and Clarice and Cherrise and Teresa and Clariona was a unicorn. Maya was born in May. I guess you could already tell that. Julaisia was born in July. She was not just a jewellery maker, but she also named her birthday month too. Augusta was born in August. Jane and Jade and Juanuaria were born in January. But the older queen named that holiday January. Fade and Faye was born in February. Moe and Marchina were born in March. April was of course born in April. Octobra and Octavia were born in October. Nova and Novembra was born in November. June was born in June. And so was Judy. Justice was born in July. Maygan was another queen born in May. Since she was a twin, her sister was born in that month too. Her sister's name is Bridget. Zodiaca was the daughter of Asomniaca the somniac who was the daughter of Asomnia.

If you are a septarian, that means that you are strong and you can handle anything that comes your way. Being a unicorn means that you are cute and magical and mysterious and special. If you are snow, that means that you don't need a jacket to go outside and you are imaginative and hungry, you like sweets and presents. Being born around new years Eve and Crystalmas mean that you get more presents. Being a febe horn means that you don't have a lot of feelings and you are colour blind. Being born in January means that you are fashionable and lovable.

Who created the holidays you ask, well, I will have to postpone that story for later. But Hollidaya was the one who decided the celebrations for every month. She preferred to be called by Holly and she was the daughter of Molly. Holly's daughter was named after her. But her daughter wasn't called by Holly. Her daughter Hollidaya was named that because Holly didn't know what else to name her. If you are in July and you chose the Cresythium jewel, that means that you are courteous and curious about the sky. And you love jewels and your favourite moon is the crescent one. And you like Crescenthium flowers. If you chose the emerald jewel, that means that you are greedy and your favourite colour is green and you would prefer to be born on Saint Patricia's day even though you get to chose what jewel you want to be in July. But other jewels in July like being born in that month way more than the emeralds. If you were gold, then you are more likely to succeed than others. That means that you don't like to share your money. But that is the only thing that you would want to hide from everybody at parties. Gold means that you are hypnotized inside a money trance. Your favourite colour is gold. You like yellow too. But not as much as gold. And your favourite kind of gold is the sparkly kind and the metallic kind. If you are silver, that means that you are simple. You just have more demands. But just being metallic is good enough for you. If you are copper, that means that you are insecure about the way you look and act. You try to be as good as gold, but you can never measure up to that beauty. And you are jealous of gold and silver because you are the 3rd best metallic colour. But even that isn't good enough for you. But it does have some good qualities though. It can transform into a rock in order to protect itself from outcast and enemies. It can also shapeshift into a copper object. What is weird is that gold could never transform into a golden object. Even though Copper is a faded metallic colour, its best qualities are survival skills. If you are red, that means that you get an angry temper easily and you are not easily convinced because you are stubborn. Some people choose some jewels that don't have good qualities just because it's their favourite colour of jewel or the fact that a certain jewel is their favourite colour. The red jewel is called a ruby. Because of its cautiousness, it is July's guard and sidekick. If you are a Chrystal, that means that you have morals and values and you are unique and very polite and nice and you try to help the ruby make better decisions for the team. If you are a pink jewel. Which is another kind of chrystal, then you are a chocoholic and you have diseases and sicknesses because of what you eat. It is said that the pink jewel carries the plague. It is also a good thing that the pink jewel likes sweets because it has a different kind of Mewnibetes that if you don't eat enough sweets, then you get another disease and you kind sir. So either way, you have a disease. If you choose to be a sapphire jewel, then you love blue. Especially sapphire blue. It is a real thing by the way. I use that colour and it is just like a darker metallic blue that is better than the light metallic blue. Being a sapphire jewel means that you will one day cheat on your boyfriend. And your boyfriend is the boy saphron jewel. You are also sad and upset. Even for no reason. You are also sensitive and offensive and others have to make sure that you are not in the room when they are talking. They also have to watch out what they say to you because you take things too literally. If you are saphron, that means that you are tired in the day. But you wake up at night. And all the dreams you have is about magic. There is a lot of jewels to choose from. That is why I have to go over every one. If you choose to be black, that means that you are dark and you act like you are way Halloween person. Even though you like being born in July. If you are orange, that means that you are rebellious and you are a fast runner and you usually upset the ruby jewel. Fun fact: only some queens of Mewni named these zodiac jewels. Even though some weren't born in that month.

If you were the yellow jewel, you are called banana or limon depending on what shade of yellow you are. But the banana and limon jewel are both the same because they have the same personality. They are a little like copper. The yellow jewel has the right to be jealous of gold because gold stole some yellow essence sparkles that belonged to the yellow. That meant that gold stole from them. Yellow also became jealous of gold's beauty because Yellow was metallic. It is Chrystal like, but that is about it when it comes to describing their beauty. The yellow jewel screams and it is the only jewel that can fly. Diamonds are also another blue jewel. Diamonds are different because they have sick humour and they are lack knowledge for cures for diseases. But they are known as the smartest jewel. They know everything else but cures for diseases. They enjoy science experiments and judging who is wrong or right.

I will talk about who named those jewels in another story. Now, the Emethyse jewel is a purple jewel who loves to rock out and have a good time. It loves music a lot and dance. If you ask me, that's it's only talent. Opals are hopeful. And they wish upon every star in the night sky. In order to do that, they have to count every star. And praying to the Disney stars takes along time. That is the reason why opals go to bed late. And then there is the Topaz jewel. It is laid-back and likes to spin tops. Iris is wishy-washy and sort of brainwashed and likes learning languages and cultures. But it is not like it would remember a lot. You would have to practice really hard to get the iris to remember something. The ginko jewel is also nicknamed the Camilion. It also is the best at cooking. It is known as the camilion jewel because it can transform into different kinds of greens. But only to green colours. The rainbow jewel is the best one of all. Its best friends are the diamond and pink Chrystal and the regular chrystal and the saphron and sapphire jewel. The rainbow jewel means that you are excited and you have a calling and a spiritual meaning and the stars usually seek you out because they trust you to not fail them with prophecies. And you are righteous when you are called out on missions. But everyone else would, of course, be jealous. You can't even trust your best friends. There is a cost for something that great. The stars would also give you the sad and disgraceful scars that would scare you to death eventually.

Know your jewels. If you are an octagon, then you have 8 sides and those are your hands. And if you are a zebra, then you like patterns and you repeat things because you are autistic. If you are a butterfly on a vine, that means that you are ambitious and sharp and likes leaves and you are only a vegetarian. Eating other things make you sick because you like to preserve meat. Not eat it. If you are a caterpillar, it means that you are a slow learner and you slowly develop into something beautiful. You are also protected because you are just a little kid. And you are still innocent and won't go to court unless you are an adult butterfly. You can become a butterfly if you are a caterpillar born in April. But you will only turn into a butterfly in your immortal afterlife. After you feel like you accomplished all your tasks. You don't even have to be royalty for that to happen. Legend says that even the people can become a butterfly in their afterlife depending on what month they were born in. If they weren't born in April, then they will transform into their zodiac creature in their afterlife. But only queens are a butterfly in the life that is before their afterlife. Even if they are born in another month. The only way they have butterfly wings is because of magic.

In case you are wondering, there isn't a jewel for every month if you are a Mewman. But there are zodiac flowers for every month. If you are snow, then your zodiac flower is going to be snow rose. If you are a unicorn, then your flower is a Holly. Holly and Holidaya were born in that month. If you are a jewel, then your flower is going to be a Nexus glowing rose. If you are a Zebra, then you are tiger Lilly. If you are a febe horn, then you are a red rose. If you are jelly, then you are a Hybrid rainbow Crescenthemum flower. If you are a star, then your flower is a star-flower that so only available on Mewni. It doesn't even matter what time you are born or what kind of star you are because all 3 stars have the same flower. If you are cigarettes, then you are a verbena flower. if you are a butterfly on a vine, then you are a helenium flower. If you are septarian, then you are a monster flower. You might have never heard of it. Well, it has this hole in it. If you are an octagon, then you are a corpse flower. If you are a caterpillar, then you are a coronation. These are no ordinary flowers. They are alien ones that have the same name as some of the earth's flowers. If you are money, then your flower is a deposit flower. They look the same as earth's flowers. But these ones are magical. But the deposit flower is only on Mewni. Cynthia's zodiac sign is cigarettes. Well, she always smoked. even when she was a teen. Her wand was a cigarette even. The end.