His Queen

Once upon a time, there was a king, a lethal one at that. He was feared greatly by the entire world. The only people who could melt his heart were his wife and son.

One night, after returning from a heinous blood-shed war, fought for five days, the king was having a passionate moment with his queen.

After a toe-curling kiss, the King paused, smiled, and asked the queen, "Darling, who are you?"

The Queen, without a second thought, answered, "I am your woman, the mother of your son and the queen of this kingdom."

Hearing the Queen's response, the king laughed silently, shook his head and said, "No sweetheart, you're the women I will conquer the world with."