Why Am I Weird...

When I think, why do I blink

When I bake, why does my tummy ache

When I snore, I sound like a wild bore

When I speak, why do I bite my cheek

When I dance, why do I take a funny stance

When I read, junk food is what I need

When I write, why do my brother and I get in a fight

Why am I so weird, as if I think I have a beard