The Real Truth

It’s recently been discovered several creatures have escaped,

So beware, children out there 

‘Cause your lives might be at stake.

We don’t know where they’ve come from

Or how long they’re here to stay,

They’ve all been sent to spy on us

And they’ve found the perfect way.

They’re closer than you think they are;

There’s one in every school.

They look just like each one of us,

But children don’t be fooled.

They’re easy to identify,

They’ve never got your back.

Forgiveness, joy and mercy

Are certain things they lack.

They’ve got an awful weakness-

They all get certain thrills 

In punishing every child at school,

They’re disguised as principals.