Mr. Key

'Where's your lock, Mr.Key?'

Children would shout in glee

As they saw this old man with his top - hat

In great mental pain,

He moved to Spain

So they couldn't tease him anymore

But in Spanish, men

Men are Don, and

He was now known as Donkey!!

To France, he moved 

And there too he loved

But was addressed as Monkey (monsieur)

So back home he went

And all his time he spent

Was at laughing about where his lock was...