Committing Harakiri

She had a frown, peeved at him for not commenting on the 'payesh' she had cooked.

She told him "what's wrong with you, for the past few years, you have not praised my efforts, giving me that critical look".

"I know I've aged, can't stand on my feet too long, but continue to cook as the way you want".

"I have reduced the salt, use the Philip's air fryer to roast and grill, for your benefit, since your last bypass surgery, but you seem still displeased"

"Okay I've discovered a way to make you and me happy. I'll binge on everything fatty and clog my arteries, so I can stay hung on the wall beside your photo".