Allergic To Magic

I attempted tricks of magic

They turned down quite tragic

My ventures appeared strategic

Yet my audience found no logic

To what was going on, was neurologic

The white rabbit popped out, quite pathetic

I sawed someone in half, twins came out, really idiotic

I endeavoured levitation, the rope broke and I landed flat down, performance was iconic

The strawberry on the cake, Tried hypnosis, I became the hypnotic

Ended four months as a psychiatric

Until I believe, as a patient, to magic, I should write Allergic