Ordering Future

Can someone help me with placing an order of the future? 

The present seems painful

And people tell me that better times lie ahead

Hence, I want to order a better future now...

I checked on the Amazon website

Future doesn't seem to be applicable for 'prime' delivery

And even the standard delivery time is unspecified for my present address..

The future seems to have excellent customer ratings and reviews

Majority of the customers seem pleased with their future

Even the user uploaded pictures seem inviting

But I am unable to place my order

Can someone help me with placing an order of the future?