Nerd Nadzooks - Entry 6

MONDAY

Dear diary,

Now I am being driven quite crazy! By someone who DOESN’T even have a driving licence! Thanks to my devil of a sister! Elly totally grossed me at dinner! HOW?! By stuffing baked beans in her armpits and then feeding it to our new dog, Barky. Like, how UGGH is that?! I was like, “EWW!”

We were on our way to school, when Em got a phone call. We immediately gasped. The caller id was “BLACK BOY”. How scary! I immediately grabbed the phone and said in a disguised voice, “Hellooo. Hiii. Who is thereee?” The person must have been annoyed, because he spoke in a stern tone, “Meet me at the Hamburh Station.”, Which, BTW, is in the end of our neighborhood. I was like, “Sorry, bro! But unlike Scarlet Kant, I DON`T have 10 Mercedes in assorted colors !” Then he changed his caller id name to River Pope (like, who does that ?!) and disconnected the call. I told this to Em, and of course, she immediately freaked out, wondering why the heck someone would call her. Then she called her mom and her mom was all like, “Oh. My. God. Honey!! Just, come back home, NOW! I don't care whether you bagged an appointment with TYRA BANKS!” Mom is calling! Gotta go now!