Nerd Nadzooks - Entry 5

                                                       SUNDAY

Dear Diary,

Honestly, why does this happen to ME? I never for one minute thought that my frenemy would stoop so low as to to try to STEAL my BFFs. Like, how pathetic is THAT?

Here is what happened : 

I was walking to my locker and just minding my own business when that SNAKE in hoop earring said, "OMG, Olivia! Where did you get this piece of GARBAGE? And did someone vomit on it? I am so jelly you bought out the stupid garbage sale! And I had to pay just $ 394.97 for this FAB leopard print dress. Isn`t it cute?" Which stupid person would insult AND ask for fashion advice all at the same time. Where did that girl learn her manners from? Be Bad Obedience School? I`m just sayin'! Anyways, soon after, I overheard her talking to her dad, saying things like, "I hate to think where you transferred her, daddy!" and "I can`t believe you transferred her, dad!" And I didn`t see Kelly either! Okay, I was really worried now! Kelly used to tell us her dad worked for Kant Krazy, which, BTW, is owned by Scarlet Kant, my FRENEMY. Scarlet is a popular snake in ravishing lip gloss and leopard-print clothing.and my mortal enemy!!! I called, texted and emailed Kelly, but no answer. I did know where she lived, so me and Em met up and cycled to her home. Okay, we were SUPER surprised to see the Packers & Movers truck parked outside. Kelly was transferring?!! Me and Em looked at each other sadly. Obviously, we were too late. That`s when we saw Kelly looking outside her window. We waved at her and yelled her name but she didn`t even look at us. What`s up with THAT ? I was SO offended! We decided that if she didn`t answer our yells within an hour, she was no longer our bestie! It felt bad, you know, like our BFF is gone. But I knew that she would answer us. Minutes later, she did. She looked at us, her face lit up and she ran downstairs. We hugged her and told her we were so scared. I said, "Girlfriend, what`s up with the trucks?" She gazed at them and whispered, "Actually, we are moving." I freaked out and asked her, "Wait, what? WHERE?" She giggled and said, "To your neighborhood!" I heaved a sigh of relief and me and Em squeezed her in a group hug!  

Mom is callin` for lunch! Gotta go! 

Love, Olivia