Homopuns

Once he was a minor. He liked mining the minds. Now he has majored in psychology and minds other’s minds.

The coward cowered when he saw the angry cow .

He had pints too many of the ale and now he is ailing.

The nation got divided into two pieces and peace was lost forever.

The room was silent although it was full of nuns, as none spoke.

The podiatrist asked the man what is the problem? The man said wart is the problem.

“Doctor, my ear hurts,” said the man. The doctor examined his ears and said stop playing music in high hertz.

The two friends bought the ship in a sale and now in companion’ship’ they are on a sail.

“Let us meet for lunch,” he said. His friend said, “I don’t eat meat.”

He negotiated for higher pay. They did not hire him.



Aromachologist is one who knows his nose well.

The ruler became autocratic and got thrown from his throne.

Jack went to fetch a pail of water and in the effort he became pale.