Confused Santa Claus

It is 24th Dec- Christmas Eve day. My wife Mad is asking me to play Santa Claus again for our granddaughter Net. But this time I have to give an interview to our Net as Santa Claus! I am bannering a big NO. But she reminds me that last year Net saw live Santa Claus so this time too she not only wants to see him live but wants to talk with him. She is blackmailing me by showing me that video clip in which I was slipping down from the terrace in Santa Claus dress to enter in Net's room & my loose trousers were slipped down. She threatens me that she can show this clip to Net & even on (inter) NET as well! I am remembering that incident. Here is an action replay.

 (ACTION REPLAY)

It was on the 6th of December. My little granddaughter Net reminded me about Santa Claus and his gifts. I replied, "Dear, still 19 days to go." She exhibited her GK: "Why Santa didn't come last night? See, my stocking is empty. Is it not his Feast Day?" I remembered yes, it was St. Nicholas's (Santa Claus's) Feast Day. But I gave her a silly reply: " Dear his sleigh was punctured!" But my wife Mad & Net scolded me with their scornful look. I slipped into my room. After a while, my Mad entered with a quick decision on her face. 

  

Every now and then our Net used to ask about the existence of Santa Claus. And every Christmas Eve we used to convince her by putting gifts into her stocking. But she obstinately asked us to show Santa in real with video proof! My Mad proposed me a horrible plan. She started with these soft words. "Kris, you share your name with Kris Kringle (Santa Claus's other name) Then why don't you...........?" She was planning to make me -Santa- the Spider-Man! I refused. But she convinced me for the sake of pleasant surprise for Net.

        

I hurriedly purchased the trademark dress of Santa Claus. The dress was a little loose for me. I purchased some gifts also. Mad informed Net to watch 'real' Santa

Secretly in her room. At last Christmas Eve came.

    

Mad was standing on the ground with her video camera and I was standing on the terrace. She shouted: "Action". I started slipping down holding a pipe. I safely crossed the 7th floor & landed safely(?) on the windowpane of my Net's room. (Here I don't want to remember the shameful experience that I mentioned earlier.) I peeped into the room through a crack. The net was waiting for her Santa with opened eyes. As I opened the shutter of the window she covered her face except eyes with a rug. I jumped into the room but slipped a little. I yelled with pain with a pose of an Indian dancing form! But forgot the pain in the next minute by hearing slow laughter under the rug! I put the bunch of gifts and DVDs of Fairyland's stories into her big stocking! I turned to the window for my return expedition.

(AN ACTION REPLAY OVER)

At this moment I am still confused.

 My mad Mad made me mad!!