Alex Parker

PROLOGUE:

My name is Alex Parker, a completely harmless random citizen with a crazy and apparently over-exaggerated life (I am looking at you ‘A’). A couple of days ago, I was contracted by a guy who went by “A”, what kind of name is that. He wanted me to write the adventures of my life (Shut up ‘A’, they are not the culmination of my over active imagination). I am getting paid to write a story that no one is going to believe and is apparently “fiction”, so I was on board, because free money. Alright then let’s begin while I hurt my hands writing all these words and all you have to do is turn the page.