THE BOY WHO SNORED

There was a boy named Joe,

He loved to snore,

Said he wanted to change his nose.

So off he went to the doctor,

And said he was bored,

He wanted to change his nose,

He wanted to get a dose

To change his nose

Into a new one,

He went home,

And snored from,

His new nose.

When he went to school,

Everyone made fun,

He went home,

And he roamed,

Went to the doctor,

To fix his nose.

He told the doctor,

To fix his nose,

And he was,

Happy with,

His old nose.

He went home,

Went to sleep,

And he snored,

With his old nose.