Out of the Neighborhood

An alien with no green card

Found hidden behind the moon, sleeping

After a long day in brisk winds and icy cold,

He happened upon a billboard of an enchanting woman

From some tropical island.

 

He took a pic, laid it on the ground under his head

And behold! She met him in a dream

Speaking Portuguese with a tribal accent

Saying, "come, take some wine. Lay with me

And I will give you shelter."

 

When I woke he found a message on his phone.

It was her calling to thank him for a wonderful time.

But there was no way to reply

So, in agony, he deleted the message

And brought up her pic for some comfort.