saucy spinach with Dr.Pepper

Hidden behind a pillar of the temple,

The temple of pleasure, contemplation, and enlightenment,

Sipping from the holy waters

While observing the righteous in their devotions

The nagwizard mused at his impotence.

How shall he escape his destiny,

Or shall he seek escape from her...

His angel, his lovely she-demon and charmer of his being

While holding his soul like a tomato in his hand

As she politely asked for a slice?

Nagwizard replied, "only if you share your cherry wine."

From which few words erupted, burst like a failed dam,

And they could not prevent the following deluge

Of fire and water upon the spirits in the temple

As all in attendance took to the moment in a naked beach party.