Barstool Thrones
Barstool Thrones
The Queen drank heavily
And in concupiscent eroticism
Seduced her man servant
With such delicacies known only to goddesses and whores.
It was all in good fun.
The night was falling and they were bored
With the power of queens
And the duties of servants.
Paradoxically, he found himself yet bound to service
In giving her the pleasures of her heart
And secretly, while she rested after orgasm,
Seized her crown and hammered it into a necklace
And put the bridle with a charm on her neck,
Taking every precaution not to disturb her.
Now an amulet of his hidden devotion suspended between her breasts
He, having become both servant and master, woke her
And drove them in her carriage to McDonalds
For the well attested "cheeseburger in Paradise"
Then break-dancing in the alley like fireflies at a tribal encampment.