I Am Zamazon

I'm Zamazon

Hey, mankind, listen,

I'm Zamazon

I'm descended here from Zamon, my God,

I'm a rapist and paedophile,

By divine right,

I have raped my son's wife,

And many beautiful women 

Being commanded by God,

I have an endless lust for women,

All women are fools,

Keep them within your houses,

Enjoy them whenever you feel tempted to,

They have no right to say No to you.

You can rape animals and dead women too;

And I have an unquenchable thirst for blood,

My God is the only God,

Tell the men, women and children of the world,

To pay homage

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to me and my Lord

Alone and if they refuse, ye my followers,

Cold-bloodedly cut their throats with the sword.

Never allow any other religion to exist,

Kill every non-believer and their priest

If they don't believe in me and my God,

To live on Earth they have no right.

If you kill more and more non-believer men and women,

You'll enjoy unlimited carnal pleasures in heaven

Where golden beauties endowed with unlimited charms wait for us thirsting for sex with you my brave and fearless golden men.

Read our most holy book Zamba,

And recite it six times a day

Sitting in the lap of a naked woman.