Grandma And The Gun!!

My grandmother plump and short

Went for a long morning walk

Found a large gun in the way 

And bought it home to lock

Unaware of what will happen 

She held the gun for fun 

The next minute

She was swallowed by the gun

My eyes stood rolling 

Hard to believe it, right

But it was true to be known

As I saw it from my own eyesight 

The gun had been fat enough 

To at least roll down the floor

I could do nothing except 

Take my phone in hand and scroll

Then suddenly I found myself

In an unexpected place

My bed was 

A dream of an unusual case

I ran down the stairs 

Found me in verandah 

Hugged with all strength 

To my short, plump grandma!