CHANDANA R
Comedy
Dear bestie,
Cheese is cheese
But better is butter
If you forget me
I’ll throw you in the gutter
The New Twink...
DEAR BESTFRIE...
Once upon a time Two kings of lands Of Once upon a time Two kings of lands Of
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
A comical rendering of an fancy-sounding order placed in a restaurant; like a spoof on Masterchef Au... A comical rendering of an fancy-sounding order placed in a restaurant; like a sp...
And those that alighted They all were different colours And those that alighted They all were different colours
Bertram Bigglebee, a baker bold, With beard and belly shaped like gold, Bertram Bigglebee, a baker bold, With beard and belly shaped like gold,
You seem to be happy as a cockatoo, No care in the world, no deadlines too. You seem to be happy as a cockatoo, No care in the world, no deadlines too.
In his wail he conveyed, He didn't want to invade... In his wail he conveyed, He didn't want to invade...
Remember, it's not about being sleek or sly, It's the laughter and joy that money can't buy. Remember, it's not about being sleek or sly, It's the laughter and joy that mon...
Dear Mr Bean You look fit and lean; Dear Mr Bean You look fit and lean;
A rainbow star for her high crown A rainbow star for her high crown
The cockroach hides in the shadows, He scuttles across the floor. The cockroach hides in the shadows, He scuttles across the floor.
Accepting the fearful challenge by being bold and fearless Accepting the fearful challenge by being bold and fearless
Hi, I am a narcissistically honest writer. Leaves, birds, moon, and stars will be found in most of t... Hi, I am a narcissistically honest writer. Leaves, birds, moon, and stars will b...
There once was a clown named McCloud Who was very very proud, There once was a clown named McCloud Who was very very proud,
Toleration limitless is what it’s at its heart... Toleration limitless is what it’s at its heart...
Buried in sorrows of my soul I find no relief Buried in sorrows of my soul I find no relief
An old lady who put socks into her tea, a miserly millionaire whose money was eaten.. Limericks to t... An old lady who put socks into her tea, a miserly millionaire whose money was ea...
I give up my quest for enlightenment I give up my quest for enlightenment
I know a village in a far-off land Where from a sunny, mountain-girdled plain I know a village in a far-off land Where from a sunny, mountain-girdled plain
Onward they marched, the slice in their sight, Through the Plains of Marinara, under the moonligh... Onward they marched, the slice in their sight, Through the Plains of Marinara...