Buffalo Of Porur

Oh, Buffalo of Porur, 

Have you bathed in the lake? 

Or not!! 

Else;

Still running on the road to Kundrathur!! 

Your emotions are so bleak and black, 

And your smile is so fake, 

You have eaten Arcot Biryani or not, 

Or still humping the cake!! 

How many pounds you have lost? 

Who is worried about it most? 

Last night which wine you drunk? 

You are a sinner or a monk?