Boring Titles

My poem titles are boring, uninspired

Where’s the zing? The oomph? The Chutzpah?

The what? Don’t be dim, don’t be obtuse

Your poem titles are flat, dispirited and dull

Statements are dramatic; questions are not

You need something to inspire people

Build faith in your product. Product, sir?

Yeah, think of your poem as an extension of yourself

One you can unclip and replace at will

Unclip and replace? Hmmm, listening

One invests in a poem and fills it with emotion

Challenges the audience to contemplate or act

Yes, fair assessment. Am I going to call an orange

A sun-ripened ball of taste phenomenon? It’s an orange

Orange is the colour. It cannot be mistaken for a lemon

Jazz up the title, to create interest? Could work with some poems.

No guarantee! Are you saying my poems are flat, dispirited & dull?

No? Are you certain? Place your order. Let’s get the show on the road

Let’s start with the tools of poetry, shall we? Onomatopoeia?

Noisy tenants Bash tenancy tribunal for banning bands blaring?

Going ahead of myself; that’s as much an example of alliteration

Here’s another. Errorrists err excessively. Meaning? What meaning?

Are you questioning my existence? Similes? Bold as a bandit?

Exquisitely equine? I don’t want to perform. I would like you to read my poem

As it comes, as it is. Boring title or not.