A Drunk Idioticity
A Drunk Idioticity1 min 318 1 min 318
I drank a shot of beer
To drown away my sorrow.
Then added two glasses,
And cried away my grief.
Then took a flask,
And burnt away my throat.
After the fifth drink
I started craving more and more.
Drink six, drink seven,
The numbers started to increase.
I lost my sense of time and space,
And my five fingers became six.
At last, when all the sadness
Was trapped in empty whiskey bottles,
The person who could command a million, soon
Became a character from a funny cartoon.