A Deaf Man's Conversation

''Sir, my ball fell there - in your house!''

What? You're golfing with a mouse!!!!

''Ma'am, there's some dirt on your back''

Hey! Why is your skirt on my shoe rack?

''Missus, your meat is here''

No, my feet aren't soaked in beer!

''Uncle, the jelly you made is so jiggly!!''

What cheek! Did you call me ugly?

''Aunty, there's a little juice on your chin!''

Oh no! My little Lucy's in a coffin???

''Excuse me? It's tucked in - your dress' hem!!''

Yes, yes. I know this is a good poem!!!!