You Go and Cut Your Feet Nails

Part-1

After cutting my feet nails, I literally started dreaming of sweet sleep at night; whilst sipping morning cuppa.

'Iss Qadarrr Pyar Hai. . . Tumse Hai, Humsafarrrr', the caller enjoying my Hello tune on the other side.

But me, mobile phone was kept on Vibration mode.

"Hello! Ma'am, this is Packy Zomato from LNC. How're you ma'am?", he introduced and asked respectively.

"Hello! Sir, I'm fine, thank you. Tell me, what can I do for you?", I answered and asked as well.

"Ma'am, we are privileged to have a short interview session with you", he said.

"Oh! That's so glad of you. It would be my honor. So, tell me at what time?", I humbly asked.

"Ma'am today sharp at 1700 Hours. Is it fine for you?", he asked in reply.

"Yeah! That's totally fine with me. But, you haven't yet told me the purpose of interview?", I asked wandering.

"Ma'am relax! The session is in your honor and questions would be related to your life, writing journey, etc. ", he spoke out in one breath.

"Okay, okay. . . I'll there before time, thank you!", I replied nicely and disconnected the call.

Venue: LOCAL NEWS CHANNEL.

I reached there before time. How? That part is blurred. Somehow, I managed. Whatever!

Packy's team welcomed me with Colgate Smiles except the receptionist. She welcomed me with 5 toffees of Two Rupees Eclairs. "No need of that even", I thought! However!!!

The interview room was ready.

Was about to go LIVE on T. V in few minutes.

"Comfortable ma'am?", Packy asked me gently.

"Yeah!", I replied while making myself comfortable on couch.

"Shall we start the session?", he asked.

"Of course!", I replied confidently.

LIGHTSSS

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ACTION!!!

He completed my introductory part on camera as presentation, then turned to me to proceed the session.

"So. . . ma'am, how do you manage to write?", threw his 1st question.

I got up from the couch, sat on the floor in PADMASANA. Asked for a notebook, pen was with me; I generally carry my pen everywhere!

'Got stunned!'. . . the team inside that room.

"What're you doing?", Packy asked astonishingly.

"Giving practical answer to your question, sir!", I replied with a killer smile.

"You messed up everything! You shattered my dreams of a beautiful interview session.", he yelled.

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Read "THE END"!

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Part-2

"Take out your shoes and shocks. ", I asked Packy.

"What! What the hell are you talking about? Are you crazy?", he reacted shockingly.

"Hey! Guys, can anyone check his feet? So that, I can come to conclusion. ", I shouted with a request.

"Ma'am, his feet stink, they are dirty and he cuts his nails less often. ", one of his close colleagues whispered in my ear like that!

"Oh! Here's the conclusion. ", I informed my brain.

The bulb of my brain beamed!

I went to Packy and whispered in his ear,

" YOU GO AND CUT YOUR FEET NAILS!".