Treasure Hunt - Messed up

Louis was an archeologist, who had come to India in search of ancient treasures of the south Indian temples with his friends Peter and Scott. When on their way to the temple, they were feeling very hungry. They decided to rest in some nearby hotel and eat. They saw a dosaseller whose name was Swamy. When they went there, Swamy said, " Ayyo, aap kaun? " as they were not his regular customers. Incredibly, he knows some English. Scott asked him 3 Masala Dosas. Swamy understood that they were some foreigners so he started to talk his English. Louis and his friends were not used to spice because they live Canada and doesn't eat to much spicy. When they had their first bite, three of them shouted loudly because the dosas was very spicy. When Peter shouted he said, " I hate spice, something sweet sir?" Swamy was standing still saying, " Ayyo, hate meaning sir?" as he doesn't know much English. They were not in the mood of saying the meaning of hate as their tongue was covered in spice. Swamy again said that what was the meaning of hate. Scott tried to control his tongue and said the meaning of hate. Swamy didn't understood yet after Scott says the meaning because he uses such English. Unbearable they started to find water. They headed straight towards the water tap. As soon as they opened the tap, water did not came. They asked Swamy to give them sugar. Swamy was not used to have such reactions with other customers so he did not immediately react on their situation. He gave them sugar. It stopped the spicy feeling. Scott again ordered dosas but now plain one. This time it was far better for the foreigners. It became late in the night so Swamy allowed them to sleep in his home. They changed their dresses. When they reached their bed they saw that Swamy was putting eye drops as he had eye problem. They were shocked as Swamy was putting drops in the eye but in the mouth. They asked why he was putting eye drops in mouth. Swamy said," When I put drops in eye, it slips." Again shocked by the reply. Face was like a statue. Swamy said again, " Ayyo sir, aap sleep." Again shocked by his English. No replies again. Swamy slept thinking they will sleep. Dawn arises. Swamy completed his sleep and woke up. This time Swamy was shocked. The three didn't slept. Instead, they kept their shocking face alive. He waved his hand around the face. No reaction. He filled a glass of water and threw water on the three. Finally they reacted. Louis said, "Time to Sleep, boys" as they didn't know it was morning. Swamy shouted again, "Night passed, it is morning. You didn't reacted whole night." They were happy now to receive some nice English. They asked breakfast. Swamy got fresh up to serve their breakfast. Swamy started to chew paan. After chewing sometime, Scott noticed the brownish layer on the teeth of Swamy. He said, "Why your teeth turned brown, sir? " Swamy also replied that it was his breakfast. It digests very fast. Then Swamy again said, " Why you came here sir? " Peter said, "We are on a mission to find a treasure." Swamy said, "Can I join you sir, I know much about this locality. You will get a great help." All of them agreed as they knew that they will not get a English speaking person on their journey ahead. Swamy immediately got ready for adventure. He put on his lungi and shirt. Scott asked," Why lungi".Swamy said, " Freestyle." They all put the shutter off and then put a banner written the shop will be closed for some days. Doing their work, they started their adventure.

To be continued........