HUMAN PINBALL

I was in Dublin with a couple of friends for the weekend and we stayed at this cool hostel near the Temple Bar area. Because we were broke travellers we ended up buying some drinks to drink in our room which also hosted 3 boys from England. They seemed nice and we were in tears listening to their tales from their drunken weekend so far. After sharing stories, us girls went out for a good Irish night out at the buzzing pubs and bars.

When we came back the 3 boys were still awake. One of the boys had his jeans around his knees and was swaying around the room because he was super drunk. In the end we all ended up drawing on him with lipstick, but suddenly things got a little gross. He started to piss himself in the middle of the room and then was trying to go from person to person to try and hop into our beds. He ended up being a human-like pinball machine as we would scream for him to get away and push him onto the next person. The sad thing is, he only had one pair of jeans which he then had to wear on the plane ride back to England early that morning.