THE MAGUK WELL
THE MAGUK WELL
THE MAGUK WELL
MAGUK WELL
Pennies granting wishes
Fell inside this magic well
Man repented
Sins changed to goodwill
And good wishes
Evil to love hence
Meanness to goodness
Greedy to generous spirits as well
Far from further
Further away from farther
Rough hewn hedges
And coal tar wedges
The kingdom lay in a hemisphere divided
Apart from earth
Full of tainted sin and martyrdom
Yet stood apart from all rest
Material things
Hidden inside a twisty and snaky path
Upon a strange hill
Inside a hidden strange Magic Well
Called Maguk
Furthermore further thus apart
It wedged and divided
Earth and
The earth's crust
Upon a grassy knoll and hilly tussock
Stood hollow magnificent strange Maguk well
Downtrodden though
Firmly built with stones, mortar and cement
WHAT FELL INTO STRANGE MAGUK WELL
A well in which everything sank
Woes, pleasures
Trinkets, toys
Dogs with clavicle collar bones and haunting treasure maps on their backs
Cats with dreamy fishes and delicious milk saucers on their coats
Bulls, cocks, hens
Mourning, Laughing, Diamond doves
Fan tailed, crested, green, crowned pigeons
Columbidae of every kind and types
As well pigeon chested, v-shaped
Herculean Samson's, Goliath's
Gargantuan giants, dwarfs
Pygmies as well
Hour glass divas, Cardboard Tarzans
Fiction with fantasy into it fell
Specs of fairy dust, atoms, molecules
Airy-fairies, wishy-washy elves, Gobbledegook goblins
Pink and purple pixies, magical genies
Fairy sparklers, fire crackers
Such stupendous fire works
Gargoyles and demons
Camels, pear trees, oxen
Clocks, lamps, boxes
Seals and walruses
Even forbidden apple tree
The cursed as well blessed indeed all fell
Angels, cherubs, witches and sorcerers
Into the well threw and flung themselves
Like a Pandora's Box
Opened one day
The Maguk well
Its doors
At one's own free will
And one's own peril
Fell again everyone
Dancers, clowns, ballerinas, actors
Along with harlequins, gymnasts, buffoons
Panjandrums, vagabonds, beggars
Who yearned for truth into its secret chasm
Strength and valour
Along with weak, timid as well fickle men
Steel portcullises, canyons, doors, hinges
Screws, nails and bracts
Hammers, chisels, screw drivers
Pliers, tongs, pincers, drills and bellows
Fortresses, mountains, bridges, streams
Cathedrals even thimbles
Curtsy their sharp pointy needle friends
Flung heartily and soulfully
Whole and sound
Into Maguk well!
One day a beautiful Princess
Named Alice
Purposely put her knees and ankles in shallow waters deep
Along with her Lil' cat Dinah
Fell into the abysmal well
Purportedly just to see
What happened beneath the strange receptacle
A fathomless bucket
So many had drowned there indeed
Into a sea bed of glistening pearls
Buccaneers, Pirates
Kings, Princes
Queens, their valises
Vases with flowers
Trees with leafy bowers
Mermaids, castles
Fishes of the sea
Even ships with masts and hulls
Those viewing such things with their telescopes
And binoculars
Fell one by one
Into its deep abyss
Bleeping cars, aeroplanes with wings, runways
Helicopters with wind propellers
Hover boards, hovercrafts
Skate boards, bicycles, unicycles
Bullock-carts, palki's (palanquins), tongas
Togas, dhotis, kashtis, salwars
Robes, pin striped or collared gowns
Swirls, flounces, twirls, harem trousers
The Sari, kilts, tracht, Maasai, Herero
Sami, Gho costumes
Trains, stations, railway tracks
Even windmills, whistles, wind chimes
Chimneys, one legged weather vanes
Roof top scallops, tiles, shingles
Canals, reservoirs, tanks and dams
Plunged deep into it
Snorkelers with scuba diving suits
Satellites, astronauts, U.F.O's, U.S.O's
Submarines, fighter jets along with astronomers
Soldiers, sailors, captains, pilots, navy men
Marching drills in uniforms
Along with farriers, tinkers and tailors
Aliens with strange propellers
Tourists wearing Panama Hats
Mermen and fishy things
Oyster pearls, cockles of their hearts
Mollusc locks and Shelly bolts
Dived deep inside it
Raindrops, dew drops
Fell right into Maguk well
Good knows whether they splashed
Along with it waves, mist, fog
Sugar cubes, salt and pepper shakers
Even sunshine rays
With winter
Freezing snowflakes!
Crystalline maize's and labyrinths
Autumn, fall, spring, summer
Next season of rain and winter as well
Right into it they fell
Hammocks and Braille's
Vasco Da Gama through Cape of Good Hope
Africa, Portuguese, Goa
Red sea, Mediterranean, Atlantic Oceans
Baltic sea, Baltimore, Germany, Cape Comorin, Tamil Nadu
Velankanni, Coromandel Coast, Bay of Bengal
And Arabian Sea
Along with it
Christopher Columbus, Vikings and
Native American Red Injuns
Cape Cod Peninsula, Massachusetts
Russia, Holland, Norway
Burmese Pagodas
Caves and Gazebos of Sri Lanka
Baluchistan, Turkey, Espanola
Many territories unknown and famous
Mapped by the explorers
Hemmed within
Inside strange Maguk well boundaries
So vast and endless
Marshlands, Grass lands, Iceland
Barrens, Waste lands, Range lands
Coastlines and Horizons
Like bee lines even bee hives
With all of them fell
Arable lands and pastures
Grazing upon it farmlands, cattle and sheep
Stooping stupendously fell below
Tender baby saplings, stumps
Even giant Sequoia Trees
Tendrils, lucky four leaf clovers
And shamrocks
Fell right into they Magukcally!
Alternatively fell inside
Meadows, stones, rivers
Skies, seas, heavens
Stars, planets, meteorites and comets
10^10^16
Ocean of universes
Unimaginable multiverses
Cluster of galaxies
Horses with blinders
Strange chariots too
Cows, calf's
Igloos, pyramids
Even Taj Mahal!
Prince of Wales museums
Madam Tussaud's wax houses
Art galleries and cinema halls
Statue of Liberty, Little Mermaid, Manneken Pis
Many popular bronze, copper or alloy statuettes
Camels, doe eyed deer's
Elephants, hippos, rhinos
Lions, tigers, camels, giraffes
Animals in pairs like Noah's ark
Octopuses, sea lions, platypuses, whales
Gargoyle geckoes or hissing snakes
Turpentine varnished doors
Domes, spires, tombs, sphinxes
Fairies with wands, eggs that didn't shatter
One couldn't hear the noise as they fell
Or even a splatter
Sea food platters, soups, high teas
"Kaffeeklatsch's"
Greeting 'Guten Morgen''und guten Abend'
With tall, twisted, conical or long witchy hats
On the way whilst falling down
Sipping
Cock tails, mock tails
Wines, whiskeys, Brandies
Blue berry cordials
Bailey's Irish Cream, gins and tonics
Raising they jugs of frothy beers
A cheery toast of surf and whim
One by one odd and even
Minced beef, corn beef, chicken canapés
Sardine, tuna tins
Mayonnaise mustard tongue sandwiches
Marmalades and blocks of cheese
Bread sticks, cheese straws
Harlots and champions
Many princes too fell much before
Princess Alice fell
With her little cat
THE PINK RABBIT AND PRINCESS ALICE
FALLS THROUGH MAGUK WELL
When by and by underneath
The strange silver lime tree that shaded
Maguk well
Hid the well nicely
Inside its frosted leaves, branches
Pretty silver lime tree nutlets and weeping flowers
Pouring in some brilliant sun's golden yellow arrows
Down below its twisty bend
Came hopping by a pink rabbit with pink eyes
Following Princess Alice and little cat Dinah closely
Through grassy knolls, hilly tussocks
Bounded leaps and hops after Princess Alice
Amongst daisy buds, lilies, roses and chrysanthemums
That sprung everywhere he hopped
In hidden nooks inside crooked crannies
Sprouted blossoms along with weeds and thistles
Till all fell inside in clumps
Sinking into sands of time
With an hour glass, rocks and pebbles
Into a great big hole
Of strange Maguk well
Whilst falling little pink rabbit
His pocket waist clock he held close by
In his pink chubby hands
Thence brought it up again
From his chained waist coat pocket
To check the time and date
Ticking leisurely away "Tick Tock Tick"
"O' dear O' dear
I shall be late!"
He remarked
"Now never again shall I return 'Upitty' again
Let's follow the leader
Princess Alice and Lil' cat Dinah
'Downitty' yonder
Thither into "Maguk well"
Soon it claimed the rainbow
That went along with him
Along with its seven wondrous colours
Violet, indigo, blue, green, yellow, orange and red
Plummeted now down deep deep deep under
Its glossy heavens
Princess Alice falling she wondered
To herself
"Have I reached the Bermuda Triangle?
Do Devils or Angel's dwell there?
O' What country should it be?
Should it be Turkey, Spain or Madrid?
Ireland, Bangladesh, Bhutan
Or India and which capital
Copenhagen Denmark
Or maybe Helsinki, Finn Land?
Have they all puzzled up?
What latitude or longitude
Or should there be cave men
And dinosaurs
Or the Sympathaties or Antipathies
From B.C or just beyond future A.D
I guess I shall never know
But keep guessing
Till I keep falling
O' so much now already….
Falling and falling"
Through strange dimensions
Book case shelves, wind screens
Pounding stones, maces and clobbers
Of Stone Age
Along with Mohenjo-daro and Harappa
Indus river valley long before invented
And things you see at the museum
She fell
Into the vast abysmal well
Some funny questions
"Do cats eat bats?
Or do bats eat cats?"
Went racing through her mind
Along with alphabets
All funnily falling like alphabets in soup noodles
Scaling they snow capped mountains
Diving underneath babbling brooks
Or rowdy rash 'rollunkcious' waves
As she watched little Dinah
Too falling along with her the deep black hole
Of a cavity
Strangely though there was
So much water all around
They never drowned
Sometimes pitch black darkness
Neither dawning
Or setting
But kept falling and falling
Chanting rhymes whilst falling down
"Eeny Meeny Miny Moe
Catch a tiger by the toe
If he hollers let him go
Eeny Meeny Miny Moe
My mother told me
To pick the very best one
And you are not it
Eena Meena Mina, Moe
Catch a mouse by the toe
If he squeals let him go
Eena Meena Mina Moe
Now you
Catch a spider by his leg
If you leave it you will fall
Into a web without a miss
Tails, wings, antennae and all
Winding down porches and patios"
Princess Alice tickled by her funny
Limerical skills licked a long ice Kulfi stick
Filled with nuts and raisins
Falling right into her hand
Another Falooda cup
Followed mid-air.…….a long dessert spoon
Princess Alice tasting and looking
Curiously to see what else fell
Beneath strange receptacle
Called Maguk well!
KOH-I-NOOR AND THE OPTICIAN
Till their next riotous adventure began
You may fancy if you fell and wished again
All chasing behind
A funny goose chase
Madly raving about
Excellent 'Koh-i-noor'
Of its many excellences and royalties
That too fell inside
Kings of India, Queens of London
Kings of Budapest Hungary
All that hungered for sparking truth
Like lit up tinder Match Box Houses
Matches made in Heaven
Within it fell
All to glorify goodness
A Sparkling diamond secret withheld
It's rumoured many facetted allure
'A curse as well good luck
Even with it 'loser's keeper's finder's weepers'
Whoever found it in the end….
'Finders keepers, losers and weepers'
The Eiffel tower of Paris
Leaning Tower of Pisa in Italy as well
All followed behind mighty diamond
'Koh-i-noor'
Turned upside down
Or downside up
It didn't really matter as it repelled with lustre
Just looking its same brazen self
As it preened its double edged sword diamond mirrors
Sparkling away its funny face
The vernal equinox marking start of spring
And Autumnal Equinox marking start of fall
Fell within it too
Resulting sometimes as they fell
Most amount of daylight time
Or least amount of daylight time
In a single day
As well Solstices marking start of summer
And winter
Into Strange Maguk well fell
Now 'Meridian' lines running North to South
Or lines of Longitude
Whilst 'Parallel' lines running East to West
Or lines of latitude
Called Longevities or shorties of love and life
Into it plunged
Princess Alice along with Lil' Dinah her cat
Had reached a strange little Optician's on the way
Whilst falling deep through it
She saw a list of names appear magically on
'A wall of Fame'
An optician on a chair
Made her look through a funny eye test machine
'Auto-refractor'
Projecting the funny 'Wall of Fame'
Whilst he looked into her eyes
And changed a series of lenses and optics
Falling into his hands mid air
Giving her large pointy spectacles
Almost suiting a large Queen butterfly
Because it looked like a pair of rosy butterfly wing lorgnettes
Princess Alice started to read through immense list
On 'Wall of Fame'
The print was so very tiny
Yet with the magical Butterfly glasses
She saw so very well
A for Apple
So tiny only an ant could read
From very far… as she was still falling beneath
The strange bucket of a receptacle
Surprisingly
A for Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
In teeny tiny letters once again
Then
A for Atom Bomb
A for Army
A for Architects and Actors
In big and huge letters
So big Princess Alice wondered whilst she fell
With a bombshell
If ever it exploded anytime
On her as well as the army, architects and actors
But it never did
Thankfully
Army of what or who?....
Concave or convex…..those she never guessed
Yet all marching past fell
Like a march-past with drums, violins and trumpets
In honour of those dead
Just sank down deep below it abyss
Like an immense boulder
Freeing off its weight
Into a fathomless pit
It fell
Many others under A
A for Artists
A for Allegories
A for Archaeologists
A for Vinyl Albums of record players
A for Ambiguous Holograms
As well famous Princess Leia Organa of Star Wars
As well A for Anthologists
Princess Alice clearly read one by one that followed
Then came B
B for Battalion
B for Bazillion
B for Bastilles
B for Bernard Saints
Then C's followed
C for Countable and Uncountable
C for Conquerors, Cylinders, Cones, Chrism's for Baptisms
With Prisms
Eventually Princess Alice
Using her strange butterfly pointy glasses
Read under D
D for Dinah Cat
D for Doris Day
D for Doctors
And strangely after the many D's
E for Englebert Admiral
E for Encyclopedia Britannica
E for Engineers, Etiologists and Excavationists too
However Princess Alice wondered
Who Englebert Admiral could possibly be?
As it very well matched Cardinal Fairies
Princess Alice guessed as much
Thinking to herself…….
"Strange things happened down below
Strange Maguk well
Maybe I'd turn into one beautiful Cardinal butterfly
Lil' cat Dinah into pretty Papillon fairy
Nonetheless I'd even meet Handsome Admiral Englebert too
Would be of course a charming butterfly!"
The strange Eye test
Of the magic Optician was over
At last!
Princess Alice with Lil' cat Dinah
Passed through with flying colours
All humongous, homogenous and heterogeneous
Squint eyed, buck toothed as well bow legged
Ugly and Beautiful
Into Strange Maguk well fell!
'Curiosity killed the cat'
So beware before you plunge forward
Into Maguk well
PRINCESS ALICE AND LIL' DINAH
RIDES UNICYCLE AND SAILS IN A BATTERED CORN CUP BOAT
Princess Alice was curiouser
And curiouser
More curious than anyone she ever knew lived
Or even sweet Lil' Dinah
Just to see what existed in splendour beyond
The deep black hole
In a funny dimension through
Seven realms she journeyed
Bliss, happiness, fortitude, justice
Honour, dignity and valour
Challenging her dark and twisted
Ravaging curls
Mops of her curly head and hairs on end
A virtue named
"Raw courage"
Beautiful Princess Alice
Followed through curvy lanes
Shady glens, sheds
Twisted roots, shadowy cull de sacs
Meandering streams even steep precipices
The strange Maguk well
invented
Even once sat on a unicycle with little Dinah
As it tilted…. she horned
With a bugle loudly
Till it swerved and down fell they into a little boat shell
Made of buffered wheat
For y'see the kingdom was full of magic
The sky like a shiny tarp lay below
The kingdom and sea up above
Of strange Maguk well
Thence the boat of buffered wheat
That they fell into
Made little Dinah and Alice small and sweet
Like a timid dainty doll with a caterwauling little cat
After all like hammered corn
Big and tasty
Sailed they the little boat shell
Down the pond
In Princess Alice's own "Pool of tears"
Tears she cried on vile earth's crust up above
Now every single drop formed an ocean deep
As the story here enlightens;
Princess Alice's weeping pond
Full of daffodils, lotuses
Lilies, primroses, honeysuckles
Sailing along Pink Bunny too
Turning small as they
For he truly belonged in that strange fairy land
Though had lived on the earth above its crust
For sometime not long before
Now wished he to return back with Princess Alice and Lil' Dinah
Back into Maguk well
After all he was a magical creature y'see
In a battered boat of corn shell
Did sail they
As his pink eyes
Gleaming turned glazed blue!
As Princess Alice sailed rowing merrily
Amongst tall bull rushes, butter and toasty bread butterflies
Fiery ember charcoal dragon flies with jammy red eyes
Dreamily sun and snow catchers
Seemed to appear magically every where
With little Dinah her cat
Using oars of celery stalks
And drumsticks as its anchor
Though it never sank
But hailed strong and mighty
The little golden cup
Boat made of battered corn
Merrily sailing upon the pond
The pond of her own salty tears
Salty teardrops of the bitter world above
Before she jumped down into strange
Maguk well
By her own free will
At her own peril!
Hoping it stopped tears…. she cried
That filled inside strange Maguk well
Till finally pond of Princess Alice's Tears
Thence joined into a river
The river forked into a stream
Further forked into an ocean deep
Surrendered now sailing gusty winds
Of calming seascape, silvery waves caressing
The golden boat made of a hammered corn cup tenderly
Where alongside glistening sharp wedged rocks
Yielded glittering jewel like birds
Flocks of them I suppose
Like throngs of a crowd
Pearl crested doves billed
Onyx pigeons cooed
Coal black moon stone ravens stewed and stirred
Storks with blue sapphire stockings lifted grey morning veils
Jaded emerald quails sailed along with
Peridot pelicans
Chalcedony cranes
Sang lilting melodies with raised beaks and uplifted necks
Sea gulls dazzling like lapis lazuli
Gilded eagles of gold also sang together
Along with ruby crested hummingbirds
"Quoah Quoah …."
"Pheeeeeeeee pheeeeee"
Like angels in a choir
Shrill chorus notes, hums, chirps and whistles
In gleaming skies of dawn deep under
Maguk well
Further down the twisty bend
The curious moon below its shiny tarp
Amongst a myriad of glittering stars
That well lit up tiny chambers
Along the shore side above
Little houses like Queen's upturned valises
Princess Alice
Wondered if the Sympathaties
Or antipathies lived in such attaché cases?
Whether she would find keys
Of such quaint doors
As they were teeny tiny y'know
Like little thimbles
She just managed to keep one silver thimble attaché case
House for herself
(Which later she gives as a prize to a lucky winner)
ALONG THE WAY CHURCH MEECES
Princess Alice's tears had submerged
Now deep into a furiously lashing sea
Suddenly from nowhere
She saw a ship drowning
One she viewed tother end whilst sailing in her little boat
In the sultry humid background
An immense ship full of church mice
They had funny curvy tails
And twisty handlebar moustaches
A colony of bandicoot musketeers
Soon jumped down drowning drum of a ship
Whilst seven of them musketeers
Holding on one each other's tails
Like a long rope
That one with masts sails
Or that holds an anchor
Wearing each vestibules of seven different colours
Green, white, violet or purple, red, black and golden
White church mouse
For purity, joy, triumph
Like a pure pilgrim of cotton tweed bishops
Full of glory
Holding a white candle in one hand
And clutching unto a tail the other
Symbolising birth and resurrection of Jesus Christ
Red the saintly one marching
Side by side
Singing Christmas carols
Holding on to next tail with one hand
In his tother
Easter bunnies stacked neatly inside a red box
He carried joyfully
Violet the penitent church mice
Like a grim one of Lent
Consecrating bread and wine
Fasting almsgiving
In preparation the Lords Resurrection at Easter
Holding his holy host immortal and divine
In one hand
And clutching to next rats tail tother one
And a vibrant one of Advent
Celebrating the coming of Christ's Birthday
Clutching the next tail in queue
Carrying a special gift in a wrapped up box with a purple bow
Even one black mourning church mouse
In black vestibule
Mourning for his dead companions
With a crucifix in one hand
Tail in tother
And a green church Priest mouse
Like good 'Saint Padre Pio'
For preaching sermons
Justifiably righteous
For masses in ordinary time
Symbolising hope and life
With a Bible in one hand
Tother he clutched onto a straying
Piece of driftwood
All clutched tails sailing single driftwood
Hoping to keep their heads high and chin upps above salty waters
Princess Alice's pool of salty tears
Princess Alice Fairy
Whilst sailing by them
Rowing along her battered corn cup of a boat shell
With oars of celery stalk
And drumsticks as its anchor
Persistently asked the 7 musketeer church meeces
"Ahoy there! Where are you off to my dear friends?
And why trailing like a rope
Do you clutch curly long tails?"
In a saintly way they reciprocated
Full gusto and whim
In a cheerful chorus whilst they sang
"O when saints go sailing by….
And when the sun, begins to shine,
Oh, when the trumpet, sounds its call
Oh, when the saints go sailing by,
Oh, how I want to be in that number
When the saints go swimming by….
To our Abbey of course
With our curly long tails as ropes
For our bandwagon procession
Colony of a mice boat
But we must take care
Of Chartreux cats
Of the monastery nearby
For every time one died
A new one was tied out just outside the monastery belfry
Thinking to herself Princess Alice tried to figure out
"I wonder why?"
Thence Princess Alice stupefied exclaimed
"Just like wailing walls of seven lives
Where witches, elves, pixies, gnomes and sorcerers
Gather near for prayer and religious lament
Hence after their one cat died
Another one was replaced
Symbolising completeness and perfection
Comfort and consolation in misfortune!
By caterwauling wall of cats!"
"Yes we suppose!"
They retorted
Nodding twainly "Yes" to Princess Alice whilst swimming by
Colony of fast swimming rats
Surprisingly instead of sinking or drowning they
Busily like a miracle
Floated upon a sleeping log of wood
Princess Alice further questioned them
"What would really be its sole purpose?"
Thence replied they must curiously
A funny answer
Reciprocating her querulous query
With a perilous reply
The church mice
Explained with delirious excitement
"Family traditions are passed down
From one generation to the next
And they are not always a great thing
To pass down!
Just like family recipes, spells and concoctions
Everyone keeps passing, even
When they taste terrible
Scholars can make even stupidity
Sound intelligent"
"What do you mean?"
Princess Alice enquired
The church mice musketeers replied
"We think a lot of us
Live our whole lives unenlightened
Just like this doing this and that
Over and over again
Like celebrating Princess Alice Day
Even without knowing the meaning
Of it"
(They meant Women's Day)
Princess Alice too curious and astonished
Asked the colony of rats
"What does it mean….. 'Princess Alice Day'?"
Strangely curious to know more than ever
What they meant by celebrating her name day
Much like a famous celebrity
As if 'twas her birthday
They answered
"Respect for all Alice's in the world
For little girls so curious
Just like you
We know all the time since we met you
The importance of little ladies
In our Maguk world
Your Birthday emphasises
Finding its real value and significance
True meaning of it
Maybe tying of Chartreux cats
Symbolizes tying up our animal
Needs and desires during meditation
In order to achieve higher levels
Of consciousness!"
Princess Alice concluded to herself
"This story is more about the fallings
Of one man than rituals, cats or scholars
All of us falling into a great big chasm
Into strange Maguk well"
Then dazed in a dizzy sort of way
By the spinning of her battered corn cup
Of a boat shell along with
Lil' Dinah her cat and the Pink Bunny
Princess Alice doled out
A funny poem on Church meeces
Scribbling quickly stanzas on her little note book
She always carried one in her pocket
With a pen
As justly inky feathered quill tip described
What Princess Alice fabricated……..
'A poem of Church Meeces
"A colony of church meeces
Hosts of angels in jeopardy
Landing in a great turmoil
Right in middle of sea
Of Princess Alice's Salty tears
Plink, Plonk, Plunk, Pluck, Ponk, Pling, Plong
Named each pesky pests they
Prinked up courageous church Meeces
Unflinchingly proceeded
Like pilgrims gently progressing
One by one
Matching handlebar moustaches
Purple, red, white, golden, violet, green and black
With good as glittering gold
Hearts on their sleeves
In vestibules of seven different colours
Purple, red, white, golden, violet and green
Even one big black bandicoot
And another carrying a gift with a purple bow
As if for a great christening reception
Totally seven set out holding
Each one the others tail
Towards the brightest 'Star of Magi'
Practicing how to swim
Dived down the rocking doldrums of a vessel
From up above diving board thrumming
Scuttled right they
Diving deep below
Paddling feet and gulping air from above
Then immersing their learned heads
Back in water again
Threw up salty bubbles
Cheering in spirits
"Bravo" "Bravo" "Bravo"
"Well Done!" "Church Meeces"
Congratulated and encouraged one another
A lot of seven holy church meeces
All of them
Surprisingly not drowning or sinking
Only clutching dearly for lives
On a driftwood sail
Floated they landlubbers
Miraculously
Like a flubber-dubber boat
Onto tails instead of ropes
Church mice musketeers
Holding onto a sleeping log of wood
Said they in chorus
"To dear Princess Alice
All on Woman's Day"
Eight of March I suppose
They called
'Princess Alice Fairy Day'
Scampering, scraping along
On a log of a wooden bark
"Do our tails shiver?
Oh Dear!
When we near Cat Lodge…..
Belfry monastery
Full of Tiger Monks
Lions, monkeys, donkey sorcerers
Bears, sloths, hens, cock witches
Dogs, emus and cow elves
They bound one Chartreux cat a bell by its collar
Every time another
Tied they
After the first one died
Just outside its belfry
A ritual they follow
To them it pleases
To us much displeases
On a log of sleeping bark
Till it ceases sailing
Must we fear our dear lives
Apprehension and alarm!
A curse or blessing!
Till we heard bells ringing again
'Thrinning Drinning Grinning'
Almost peals of Church Bell gongs
Rather sounded they like Dinner Bells!
Oh so appalling instead appealing
Dingling dangling scruffs
Of Chartreux monastery cat's bells
We musketeer mice
The Chartreux Cat had belled
I suppose the noise soon faded and died down
To a faint
'Thrinning Drinning Grinning'
Barely us escaping their clutches, claws, talons and tails
Through sheer grins and skin of our teeth
Skilfully plying boats
Manoeuvring with curly tails our gritty topses
Should you guess?
Whether it cat napped (caterwauling grinning cats) or if we succeeded
Should we altogether at once now disappear?
Down meandering streams
Or babbling brooks
Before he pounces
A Chartreux cat that mewed and purred so loud
Instead of hounds that pounded and chased behind him
'A fifty dollar note mews, barks, squeals in a jar scuffle'
Raining now
Cats, dogs and church meeces
Of Princess Alice's salty tear drops
Howls and barks
So does whines, mews, squeals, squeaks, hollers, hisses and cries
All mingled like tear drops in a jar
So as the saying goes
'Let sleeping dogs lie'
'Curiosity killed the cat'
Do us reminiscence
Before we turn into meals
Cat's tasty veal
Our tails curly and long
Right to the end of our journey
Catching each the others sorry tail
So sad sorrowful our tale
Drifting right till the end
Our strange destination"
Till Black Church Mice Priest
Clergy or Pastor
In his white vestibule
Now offering condolences to one the other
In his holy green robes and cassocks
Until all
Successfully reached
The Abbey pulpit
Where he preaches
Past the eerie monastery
Clowder of cats
Pack of dogs
Ambush of tigers
Pride of lions
Troop of monkeys
Hoard of jacks and jennets
Flock of hens and cocks
Kine of cows
Snuggle of sloths
Sloth of bears
And mob of emus to go by
"Woe Begone!
Pests abhorred
And saints revered!
All holy musicians of Bremen
Who much to our surprise
Were timid monks and nuns dressed in
Tunics, cincture, scapulars and a mantle
Like sheep in wolves clothing
Pounced did they poor rats
Upon us preys"
The black church holy mice priest
Still piously preaching sermons and speeches
Of saints martyrs
Crucifix upon Mount of Calvary
Hill of Golgotha
Where Jesus Christ was crucified as an
Atonement for sin
With a victorious orange and yellow sunrise in background
Two along with him nailed
One taunted Jesus about not saving himself
The other known as Penitent Thief asked for mercy
"Shows how each one of us should
Accept our crosses and repent
Rejoicing in living life yet to come"
With halos, wings and curly long tails
Right to tip Mount Ever Rest"
For they resisting vile temptations
Without stain of mortal sin
Accomplished rat races right to finish line
Of good virtues, morals and principles
Proudly holding Moses tablet
"Ten Commandments"
Aiming Perfection though faced reality sordid and grim
Finally reached
The tip of a pinnacle
Till pesky little mice now fully fledged
Butterflies
Flitted with wings, halos and propellers
Like dazzling Halloweens in dark
R.I.P at last!
As for the strange wailing Chartreux butterfly cats
They possessed seven lives!
Whilst Chowder usher and Poodle dogs
Turned Papillon pups with strange
Butter wings for ears with magic wands
Rest all monks along with nuns
Of animal monastery
With wings and halos flew they
To silver moon
Down great grey skies below
Whilst jubilant clouds emerging under
Strange monastery of the sea
Somewhere in between heavens
Arose mystifyingly as if in purgatory
Enveloping all around its misty veil
Sea scroll of strange letters
Scrawled and scrambled mischief of
Church mice with halos and wings scribbled…..
With curly long tails
Whiskers and propellers
'Pilgrims of Seas Above'"
Finally Princess Alice along with pet Lady Dinah
Her Lil' cat waving them a goodbye
As the colony of pesky rats proceeded their brave journey
To the tip mount Ever Rest
She continued sailing along
In a battered corn cup boat
Till it hemmed closely within an island
Where Princess Alice along with Lil' Dinah
Alighted the fairy ship
Letting off Pink Rabbit too
Dearly clutching to his waist-coat pocket clock
"Oh Dear! Oh Dear! I shall be late!"
He remarked again
Twitching his fur and whiskers
And running farther away into the wilderness
Of the blue lagoons!
Underneath the blue grey steely
Background a luscious boat was sailing in the skies
It belonged to Cheshire grinning cat of course!
CHESHIRE CAT INTRODUCES PRINCESS ALICE
Finally curious moon below
Spilled the beans
And let Cheshire grinning cat
Out of the bag
A smile as wide as an inviting boat
Princess Alice was alarmed
At such a luminous thing below sailing
Down the sky
Princess Alice wondered what the time was
So she asked the Cheshire grinning cat of a boat
Sailing harmoniously
The sky down below
"Pray tell me little luminous grinning cat
I can't afford to be late
What is the time and date?
Could you please tell me
'Twas long before I let myself
Fall into the deep well
And now I guess I am getting very very late!"
Even her little Pet Dinah
Wondered how little cats with funny grins
Like the Cheshire puss
Appeared in skies below
O' wasn't it so very interesting
As she mewed and purred delightfully
To what she witnessed
The Cheshire grinning cat of course
Exclaimed
"O! Dear Princess Alice
You must visit Strange Mad Hatter
For that
Though he seems to forget the time and date
For here there are none of that
Only on clocks with faces like his
It shows wrong numbers all the time!
He made a pact with the Queen of Hearts
Or tarts you know
To tick her off timely and untimely strokes
Ticking of course his head and pendulum
To and fro
Blimey strokes as well stroked against
The raucous sea preciously
Silly as 'tmay seem!"
Then laughing like a giggling
Chandelier of crystal drops
"Trinkle Trinkle Trinkle Trink"
He disappeared in the sky below
PRINCESS ALICE LIL' CAT DINAH
ALONG THE WAY
PEPPERMINT MUSHROOM AND CHEEL KITES
Princess Alice walked for several miles and miles
When along the way she eyed
A curious red and white peppermint mushroom
So beautiful and deliciously decorated and spotted
That soon Princess Alice hastened to taste it
Offering a bit to her Lil' cat Dinah
Then after they biting and munching into a large piece
From one of its sides
Princess Alice remarked
"MMMmmmm…… such an unusual peppermint
Candy mushroom! With strawberry marshmallow
On the inside"
Just as she was going to take another big bite
As well offer another portion to her little cat
She felt herself growing long and twisted
And her neck abnormally long almost touching the candy floss clouds
Because she was upside down and the skies
Like a turnip or radish growing upside down below
Its blue tarp
She grew and grew just as tall with twisty neck
Side by side poor Lil' Dinah her cat too
Almost matching a phase of growing adolescence to maturity
Necks spiralling downward like a tall turret
Into plumy skies
In a wink of an eye!
Reached a kettle of soaring kites
By tall coconut trees
Until they came across a nest of
A husband and wife Kite
Cushioned well atop a sturdy branch of its coconut palm leaves
Attending cheeping Cheel baby egg hatchlings
Guarding them from poor Princess Alice
Father kite commented to mother kite
"I say too many snakes on the coconut tree"
As they flapped their wings most terribly
At Princess Alice and Lil' Dinah her cat
To protect their nest eggs on the tall fortress
Of a coconut tree
Whilst mother Cheel Kite retorted rather angrily
"Be off snakes or we'll show you
A lesson or two
Ethics and etiquette-
Thou shall certainly not steal what's ours
So shall you see
What beaks can do to tell tale necks of serpents…..
From eating our hatchlings
Good riddance be off the two of you"
Princess Alice almost felt
Heads and necks soaring right above clouds like
An Ups-a-daisical flower
Whilst watching Lil' poor Dinah
Come after her twisting, turning heads and necks
Till it stopped right outside the nest house
Desperately pleading and urging the kites to stop
Attacking them
Princess Alice though her head was not quite on her shoulder
Explained
"We are not serpents please
Don't you try to bite off our heads
We certainly don't savour neither devour
Nor take pleasure pilfering raw eggs"
Luckily an idea struck Princess Alice
Like a match strikes tinder on tarp of a sky
Removing the red and white peppermint candy mushroom
From inside her apron pockets
She bit off another portion from tother side of it
Offering a piece to Lil' cat Dinah
She most obediently bit into it
Princess Alice sighing "Pheww…."
Very much now relieved
As she felt their very towering heads and necks fall
Once again twisting through the clouds right upon her shoulder
Travelling right from top down
Shutting up like a kaleidoscope
It's ever changing cataclysmic views and optical patterns
As they went further far below
Till into a tiny spec of a dot
Along with Lil' cat Dinah purring contentedly
Like a caterwauling chrysanthemum
Princess Alice had once heard a strange one caterwauling like Lil' cat Dinah
Copying her mew and purr exactly the same pitch and syllables
"MEWWWW PURRRRR then
As faint as mewww purrrrrrr……"
A great big giant Ferris wheel flower Chrysanthemum
Mewing delectably
Their heads vanishing through atmosphere
Like obvious balloons of conversation
Hissing without air
Sssssssssssss……..like paper jet snakes in air!
Both Princess Alice and Lil' cat Dinah
Experienced a rollercoaster of a jaunty rocket ride
As if they'd been on a whirligig of galloping horses
Mews, sighs, purrs, hisses, heads and necks
Rightly falling down again
From heavens twisting as they went
Side to side, left and right
As they birding
A horning of pigeons
A cote of doves
Till heads and necks rested
Back where it really belonged
Down below her lower extremities the strange
Maguk land
Princess Alice felt like an amateur 'Twitcher' or 'Birder'
Or a more scientific study of birds
An Ornithologist!
'TIS FACE OF A SEA CLOCK
Everything appeared quite the same
Princess Alice and Lil' cat Dinah
Walking nearly for 20 miles
Till finally she saw a torch far far away
Said Princess Alice to herself
"I guess 'tis face of a sea clock
Looks like a light house too
How will I ever reach the funny place?
Right in middle of sea!"
Though it made no sense altogether
A clock face without a time or a date
Upon it
Princess Alice smiled at Lil' cat Dinah
A sea otter gleefully
Offered to escort her
Said the friendly sea otter to Princess Alice
"I guess you shall come along
To the party of Mad Hatter the timely
Untimely Clock of our light house"
On the way by the shore side ride Princess Alice
Glimpsed many wagging, wiggling spectacular sights
Beholding the sea bed of glistening pearls
White frosted crabs
Icy sharks
Along with cabbage icicles and beetroot snowflakes
That the sky invented
From down below
With its cutter stencils
Blustered together with salty water and brine
As they marched
With tuxedo tailed penguins
Sword nosed fishes
And crabs with claws like pincers and hooks
Up above
The Maguk well shore side
All reconciled at Mad Hatter's tea party
Ducks, Drakes
Partridges, swans
Guinea pigs, dodos
Lories, turkeys, peacocks
Puffins, Pelicans, quails
Cormorants, Lovey-dovey Love Birds as well
"One for all, all for one"
They greeted
Even march hares, rats, weasels
And dormice!
Hoisted the flag
Called
'Jabberwocky'
Inspired by its scroll
A script by Lewis Caroll
Princess Alice went on to make one herself
She named 'Jabber Wickey'
"Hickerey fickerey swicckhey
Fishey swishey flummery
Swhiney slitherey flitterey
Flippery Twippery
Frippery frippet mermaids
'Mouches', crested waves 'vooches'
In and out
Black 'flipperies' tails and 'toueches'
Green lungs 'gooueches'
Breathing gills 'glinchees'
Whispering murmurs 'mermouthers'
Vanishing hulls 'teetoers'
Masts quite abnormally big 'miststrotters'
Like giant hosts of ghostly ships 'shooufertrs'
In a tureen 'turtooters'
Gigantic moons 'mormooteers'
With Cheshire grins 'groouters'
Grippery grinnery
Grinding mills 'milloooters'
Sometimes dappling yolks 'yelkeeters'
Sunny side up 'silouesously'
And down 'dillocious and derellious'
The 'grangy' grungy cliffs 'flafflously
Of mountains 'moonoutoneeters' and stones 'spillentekeeters'
Like sinewy triceps 'tricepititors'
The craggy shore side 'sharousously'
Flithery flishery flimsery flimery flammery
White hands and pink paws 'parrocously'
Waving to Gins 'ginneries'
Beside wells of woven fantasy 'farrowcously'
Named "JABBER HICKEY"
Like a silver spoon 'spillicle'
Dipped into a silver cup 'cuppicle'
Spooning pearls of moonlight 'picckle'
And salty tear drops 'droupicle'
Called Moon stones of WISDOM! 'mooravaggishfisshes'
To everyone's delight 'elicoush'
I hope one day 'onaciously'
We all fall 'flishiously'
As Humpty Dumpty did 'humptously and dumptously'
And with a magnifying lens 'maglicously'
See not a single flaw 'flawflously'
A flawless kingdom 'stulicious'
Where sea shines upright 'precocioush'
It glossy tub 'relishious'
Whilst skies opened 'turreshious'
Its curtain 'cullisious'
Down below 'bellicious'
The strange twisted spiral stairway 'sppirroucious'
Going endlessly inside a tureen 'turreshious'
Dark and hollow 'hollousious and horraciously'
Hickey fickey swicckhey
Fishey swishey flummery
Swhiney slithery flitterey
Flippery Twippery
Frippery frippet mermaids
'Mouches', crested waves 'vooches'
In and out 'innocuously'
Black 'flipperies' tails and 'toueches'
Green lungs 'gooueches'
Breathing gills 'glinchees'
Whispering murmurs 'mermouthers'
Vanishing hulls 'teetoers'
Masts quite abnormally big 'miststrotters'
Like giant hosts of ghostly ships 'shooufertrs'
In a tureen 'turtooters'
Gigantic moons 'mormooteers'
With Cheshire grins 'groouters'
Grippery grinnery
Grinding mills 'milloooters'
Sometimes dappling yolks 'yelkeeters'
Sunny side up 'silouesously'
And down 'dillocious and derellious'
The grungy 'grangy' cliffs 'flafflously'
Of mountains 'moonoutoneeters' and stones 'spillentekeeters'
Like sinewy triceps 'tricepititors'
The craggy shore side
Flithery flishery flimsery flimery flammery
Gorgeously all wonder struck! 'vorraciously'
Beneath fathomless 'finottious and filiciously'
'Millimmerters, centrimetters, decibelitters, and kilomeneters!'
'Finitoonetters finished'
'whilmlickicallously'
Woe be to Doodoubtters"
Yet like sun rising and setting
Prince of Majestic universe
Vanished and appeared
Shining purest of pure
Hearts, spirits and soul
His head like a sanctifying host
Down changing hues of atmosphere
Magukcal Skies
Magukcally though!
He was the changeling of the classic tale, thrust on mankind who was
Merciful and just--- returning good for evil
Treating our enemies better than they deserve!
A MAD TEA PARTY
AND THE CLOCK FACE TOWER
When finally the sea otter stopped
Right at tother end
Of the strange light house
Where a Clock tower man
Named Mad Hatter
Was seated right at the longest end
Of a funny table
Spread with choicest tea table delights
Funny fish roes, caviar, jelly squids, canapé of fish mustard
Pickled Prawns and dried Bombilloes (Of Bombay Duck)
Everything fishy of course
With garlic buttered toast
Thence funny clock man
Began a conversation with Princess Alice
And her little cat Dinah
Asking a few conundrums
For he loved doing so all the time
"Why do you look so a raven?
Inky, black and curly
Almost a writing desk?"
Princess Alice feeling quite proud
Like a clever lady hen
Strutting 'cluck' 'cluck'
Flaring out her mantle and chest
Holding her head high
Replied "Ravens and Crows are clever
Maybe that's why….."
It didn't do much to his clock face
He just went on
"I guess you came here to find the time
Do you know why my face is like a clock?
All the time the time and dates fly
Whilst I prefer tea time over here
Quite contrary to low tides
I like High Teas all the time
Can you tell me why?"
Princess Alice putting a finger on her cheek
Which you usually see Shakespeare
In pictures of him
In pictures with funny balloons of ridiculous conversations!
As one can imagine
Romeo on his knees serenading Juliet
At the top of a tower
Inside her lattice window
With heart blurbs and arrows
Similarly in MAGUK kingdom
Each time one convincingly spoke
Balloons of conversation
Rose thither beautiful blue skies
Deep down below
Of different sizes and colours
Depending on the matter inside
As soon as conversation stopped
Like bubbles of imagination bursting
Would they go 'Poppity Pop Pop'
Sometimes balloons took funny shapes
Turns, knots and twists
Like a balloon man would do toy balloons
Or silly speech cartoons
Princess Alice spellbound by the
Entrancing speech balloons
Thought for quite sometime
Till air pumped up her
Conversation blurbs
Then coming up with a brilliant answer
Like a Light bulb
(Balloons looking like bulbs and clocks
Arose high up right below the sky filling her speech bubbles
As if reading her mind beforehand what she put forth
Like a spectacular array of a colourful balloon show)
She replied
"Maybe because the time here
Never listens
Just flies oppositely
Like gravity pulls one downward
Here propels sky's the limit
Forward running always
Thither down the other side
As you can see the moon down below
And sea plainly with earth crust
On its top!
Standing upon it a funny moon clock tower
Right in the middle of sea"
(After which they went 'Pop! Pop! Pop!' with a bang
It preceded several colourful cartoons of speech
Balloons and filled the skies dancing and
Bursting right at the bottom)
"Brilliant!"
Retorted the Mad Hatter
"I give you hundred on hundred"
Clapping his hands
Along with the rat, weasel, Dormouse, march hare
And funny Cheshire moony cat grinning from below
All spectators of the Mad Tea Party
"She guessed the conundrum at last
She did"
They said tittling-tattling to them
"O' such a wise though foolish thing"
Princess Alice turned mad
For calling her foolish
She thought she was pretty clever
At all things
Dipping her hands at every little thing
Like a Queen of all trades
And a go getter
Even an all rounder
She turned to them and said
"Well I am getting quite hungry
Is this all on the table
Fish! And Fish! And Fish?"
"Well!" Replied the Mad Hatter
"You do love mermaids don't you?
"You can have a spread of garlic butter on a toast
But can you marry a wife without a knife?"
Once again he asked her ridiculous riddle
And answered it himself
"Not if you buttered bread without it of course
Can you butter bread without a knife?
Or cut it with a knife without a wife?"
"Why" said Princess Alice
"Surely she would butter it for you
She would be a house wife you know!"
As a riddle went through Princess Alice's head
Whilst she fell into the deep Maguk well
"Do cats eat bats?
Or do bats eat cats?"
A conundrum she put forth to Mad Hatter
Not so pleased to hear so
For Bats and Cats
Were never on his menu
Said Mad Hatter to Princess Alice Fairy
"Well not if they do dream like cats
And shine like bats
For here they are upside down
The sky like diamonds twinkling
Making a matchless match
Diamond bat husband
For a dreamy cat wife y'know!"
Princess Alice retorted
"A handy solution
To keep them eating one another!
Fighting like cats and bats I mean
Rather He earns pennies
And she blows them like a candle"
Both Mad Hatter and
Fairy Alice along with Lil' cat Dinah
Had a hearty good laugh
Whilst the dormouse intervened
"You should say what you mean
Is the same thing as you mean what you say"
The rat added
"You see what you eat is the same thing as you eat what you see"
Princess Alice fairy
To the Dormouse and rat
Acting like quite an intellect said
"Just like I like what I get is the same thing as I get what I like"
To which the Dormouse added
Whilst talking in his sleep
"That is sleep when I breathe is the same thing as I breathe when I sleep"
Mad Hatter's clock face head ticked past
Whether it went forward or backward one never knew
Maybe one or two years passed quickly by
And Mad Hatter still went on with riddles and conundrums
None of them could answer
Only with fading "Nay's I don't" and Yay's I do"
Surprisingly turned up answers
Totally wrong
To Mad Hatter's dismay
Quite angry though
Desperately pulling the buzzer over his head
Like three blasts from a ships trumpet
For every wrong answer
Though all were wrong
Even turned red looking at the sleeping dormouse
Talking gibberish and nonsense in his sleep
Didn't seem to make much sense at all!
As he went on
"Snuuuurp's Blissssssssss's Bleeeeeeeps
Snozzzzzzzzz's
Why do rats bell cats?"
Whilst answering it himself
"When cat's away meeces have fun Snnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Princess Alice fairy
Sighed wearily
"I think you might do something better with time
Than waste it in riddles that have no answers"
She said to Mad Hatter
"If you knew Time as well as I do"
Said the Hatter peevishly to Princess Alice Fairy
"You wouldn't talk about wasting it"
Princess Alice Fairy shrugged her shoulders
And so did Lil' cat Dinah
WONDERFUL 'TIS GOOD NEWS TO ME!
Thence the toast machine
Made a large Popping noise
And two toasts speaking rather crackling and quickly
Popped their heads out the timely toasts on a tea tray
After an hour or so
'Tseemed……
(For the clock pendulum went to and fro so many times)
"It must have struck sixty or more!"
Chattered the Toast People amongst themselves
"'Twas getting quite hot in there
Maybe TWO many climate changes
(For they were toasty twosome)
'Tmight snow all around years to come
O well I never!
Or still better late than never
The world's not getting any better now-a-days
And we are getting fried, tanned and toasted
Even roasted galore by the sunny glare!"
Princess Alice hearing this was quite astonished
The tea tray talking to Poor Alice
She must've gone definitely gaga
Said she to the Mad Hatter
"How do you suppose shall I eat such
Talking toasty people"
Well said the mad hatter
Raising his glass
As if toasting to such a proposal
"You should be like little Elsie, Lacie and Tillie
They lived at the bottom of the well you know"
"Why?" Princess Alice Questioned
"Well because they could not live on top
Just like you, you know"
"And what did they live on"
Further she questioned
Mad Hatter replied
"They lived inside it though 'twas a treacle well
I suppose
Instead of jam
So Treacle syrup I suppose"
"Mmmm…. Sounds delicious"
Princess Alice exclaimed
"But I love orange Marmalade"
"Well suits you"
Replied Mad Hatter
"If you can eat it with toasty people"
"They're too much like caramelised Sugar"
Princess Alice said
"I would prefer them some time white
But black never
Black is Beautiful
But not when it's on your toastie"
"What about Brown?" said the
Mad Hatter
"O' dear you are much too 'Mad' I suppose"
Princess Alice concluded
"Over here everyone's mad
Your Mad, I am mad
We all are"
Said Mad Hatter to Princess Alice
Then dipping the dormouse
In a tea pot
And waking him from his deep slumber
The poor thing just was surprised
Just as much poor Princess Alice was
As his head turned moist
With hot tea
The weasel and rat their curvy tails
Proceeded to tell Princess Alice a story
"Our tail on ends
Never stop twirling
We strongly abhor cats
But love high teas
Along with peppered
Fish pieces
And crumbly cheese
Fried in semolina and floury egg batter
Deep and crispy
Maybe 'Fish n chips'
Or even mackerel stew forever with lime and honey
Skidding squid calamari down throats
Oven toasted baked sardines
Oysters with a drizzle of soya
A serving of extra chopped cilantro
Or funny sea horses, gentle mussels
And wobbling jellies
Right on our toasty breads!
Even sword nosed sword fishes we'd fight
What about crabs they'd jostle with swords
And pincers
And lobsters with antennae's and claws
I suppose it'd be tough to win against those
We the poor spectators
Of Mad Hatter's Tea show!"
"Now would you prefer…."
Said they
Counting one two three or four
On fingers
"Little sugar cubes
For your cup"
Then pouring soundly tea from a tea kettle
As it whistled 'Pheeeeeee' merrily
From the hot stove
Mixing in milk from a milk jug
Into a tea cup
"Shall you have one, two, three or none?
We suppose"
Before she could answer
They dropped five sugar crystal cubes
And began they stirring vigorously their cups
Putting it to their mouth
As steaming hot smoke came out like a pewter kettle
Through their ears and nose
Whilst March Hare sipped feebly from his tea cup
Raising a toast of peppered prawn bits grilled
So brown and nice
Exchanged another one for weasel and pink bunny
They too sipping now their tea cups
And biting with great relish into their buns and toasts
Princess Alice then firmly retorted
Though they were too busy sipping piping hot tea
And eating away to glory
Not caring the least bit for Princess Alice
Whether it mattered or not Princess Alice continued
"I'd prefer a tea or coffee
Sugarless if you please
I'd mind the calories
Before I plunge with delight
Into my ginger tea, caramel or hazelnut Nescafe"
As on the table there was variety
For selection
Even mint, cranberry, eucalyptus, lemon grass
Cappuccino, cinnamon, 'caffeol' roasted coffee beans
Princess Alice fairy
Pouring her a hazelnut Nescafe
And Lil' cat Dinah
A hot spicy cinnamon Tea
Along with a big bowl of flavoured red snapper
Popcorn, Caesar Salad and macadamia nuts
For Lil' Dinah a bowl of Schesir Tuna
With mullets!
Together they enjoyed
The Mad Tea Party!
Whilst Mad hatter, the funny clock
Twisting the needle or hands
Of his clock face to twelve O'clock
Whether midnight or noon
Nobody knew time or date
Shone brilliantly his funny towering
Face
Like a light house Candle
Upright he stood
"Brrrrrrrrrrring Trrrrrrrrrrring Drrrrring"
His clock pendulum went to and fro
Like a neck tie
Striking almost Glorious Bells of Heaven!
Princess Alice did have a jolly laugh
At her ogling spectators
And the funny Moon Clock Tower
Reminding her of the Nursery Rhyme
"The clock struck one
And the mouse climbed up
Then down again
The clock struck twice
All fell quiet again
Only shores of jolly High tide
Smashed upon Mad Hatter
The funny moon clock Tower's face
Again and again!
Hickory Dickory Dock"
They all made Princess Alice
Pull chord of a funny upside down pin-hole camera
Crooning away together
"Come lets all stand together
Unitedly
Or dividedly we fall
Count from 1 to 20 before you
Pull on the chord"
Squeaking, chattering and quibbling
Like little prattlers and rattlers
Princess Alice counting 1 to 20 thence pulling chord
Stood amongst them before an upside down picture
Was clicked magically by the funny upside down pin-hole camera
Including the Mad Hatter clock tower man
Lil' cat Dinah, Dormouse, Weasel, Rat, Cheshire Moony Cat
Pink rabbit Puck, March Hare and Weasel
All seated around the longest table of funny Moon Clock Tower Man!
"Wonderful 'tis good news to me!
To see us stand united
True Friendship
No foes forever!"
Princess Alice exclaimed seeing funny portrait
Of the Mad Tea Party
All together in an upside down picture
MERMAID MABEL AND PEARLS BEFORE SWINES
Further proceeded spiel sequence of her fantasy journey
Along sea bed of glistening pearls
Asking a little mermaid Mabel swishing tails
For a ride on the rousing sea tide
Well Princess Alice guessed her name
Maybe because Mabel was written
On a chain she wore upon her neck
Like calligraphy so well defined and fully gold
She swam Princess Alice and Lil' Dinah upon her back
From the livid lighthouse jargon
And clownish spectators
To funny land right into a vanity case mirrored dimension
On the way they had a conversation
"What a beautiful bucket you sail in
Filled with priceless pearls"
Said Princess Alice to mermaid Mabel
"I appreciate you love them
Would you want some?
I can give you as many you like"
Then taking a cupful in her hands
The sea water just splashed into them
They turned to pearls
"We call them Pearls of Wisdom"
Then saying a few magical lines
"Turn Pearls before Swine"
Lo! Behold they turned to a pearl choker
Around Princess Alice's neck
So surprised was Princess Alice
With a necklace made of swinish pearl critiques
Thanking mermaid Mabel
Princess Alice went further to elaborate
To mermaid Mabel
"How Pearls before a Swine
Made wiser maidens much more wise"
As Princess Alice Fairy
Reminisced
"Women grow much older much wiser
Almost little girls of nursery kindergartener's
Whilst men much like Old Brother William's
I suppose very much indeed
Swine before Pearls"
Thence making a request for some more wisdom pearls
"Pearls before Swine"
Uttering the magic rhyme
Mermaid Mabel gave Princess Alice another choker
This one was pink
Princess Alice's cordial gesture
This one was for mermaid Mabel
Even though she wished to gift it to Lil' cat Dinah
She did not want to trouble mermaid Mabel
Busy thinking how jolly it was
In the funny sea bed of pearls
Things kept getting weird and weirder of course!
Almost eccentrically
In a strange and unusual way
That is sometimes humorous an adventure story
Princess Alice performed a cadenza
She sung rallentando and greatly diminuendo
For her good friend
Mermaid Mabel
Ole Brother William
"You are ole Brother William
Like white ginger bread snow
Sprinkled with sugar dust
On a wintery snow blizzard day
Yet you seem to be rich and grand
Driving a luxurious sports limousine
Complexion now totally sun tanned
Pray tell me
How doth you do it?"
"When I was younger…."
Ole Brother William replied
"I rode my Candy cane sister on a unicycle bike
Up pipe castles in skies
With my guitar and her trumpet
To reach us music lessons
Dame Julie Andrews
In monastery Abbey so very high
Taught to us daily
July 'twas maybe the fourth
Or maybe 26th of Jan
Independence Day of U.S.A and
Republic Day of India respectively by chance
Just like a fluffy white
Polar bear clown
Cycling on a single wheel
Without as much a frown
So now I suppose
I could balance myself
On a four wheeler very very well
Even balance as an astronaut on space voyage a mid-air bounce
Just like Captain James T. Kirk
Returned from hiatus
Beyond lacuna and nebula
Aboard Star Trek contraption
Star ship U.S.S Enterprise!
As for my tanned complexion
I turned so black
Charred even more black than coal or tar
Though not bitter ever a teeny bit even
Black jack, caramelized sugar or black coffee burnt beans
But mild as golden camomile tea
For ice soon melted and thawed
Whilst sun grew hot
Blaring like a smouldering furnace
Like a cat on hot bricks rather a bear
So did burn I mercilessly
At last Silver Fur turned truest colour so rare
A black shaggy bear caterpillar
The reason for my tanned complexion
Imagine one like that
Right from North Pole!
Well maybe a glacier drifted apart
Tarrying me along
Further away south shoreline
Gravitating to Equator's totem pole!"
"You are ole Brother William
Yet you have not a single frown
Pray tell it to me
Why your face never creases
Neither lines on your crown and furrow"
"In my youth" ole Brother William replied
"I practiced to play like a fish
Very well
An electric eel
Blowing air into a pipe
With a 100 volt current
Strengthening my jaws and mussels
Why I even blow bubbles on a pipe
And balloons big and nice
It just never ceases
That is why my face never creases
Neither frown lines on my furrow
Only a crown for my golden curls and ringlets!
To please vainly my reflection in a vanity mirror
Plainly you see
One practices what he teaches"
"You are ole Brother William
Yet your bones seldom crack
Or even snap
But supple as a sailing boat
Cruising on pliable waves of course
Pray tell me how doth you do it?"
"In my youth" said the ole nutcracker king
Of a whipper-snapper indeed!
"I used a balm of Spring
An ointment full of green leaves, dew drops and mildew
So happy relieved felt I
From shaggy bear brown caterpillar turned to imago
A butterfly
Such translucent wings with colours
So bright-marvellous
Supplicating true candour-honesty
Quite frankly speaking though
Wit like sharpened pencil
Or as clear as crystal
Like colour T V antennae's display
'Tseemed to last forever
Almost touching hems of Prince's castle
I helmed by steer wheels
Sometimes oars
Sinewy hands with mussels
My sail boat
Down purple oaks, jabbernowling squirrels
And pink tambourines
Growing upside down Magukcally
Of upside down
Pink candy tuft cloud firths
Dreamy tunnels for keeps
Even by each passing seasons
Autumn, winter, rain or summer
My bones still pliable as ever
Just with a snap of fingers
Yielded supple as weathers
I could somersault in skies
My wings crescent or moon halves
So beautifully sailing by
Without breaking bones
Or even certainly a crack!"
All nature motionless in
An awesome
Breath-taking
Stupor"
"You stand still like a fly
On the tip of the sky
Just like a butterfly
Pray old Brother William
Tell me
How well do you do it?"
"Well to tell you naked truth of course
Would be a shame
Just like the fly on your nose
A wrinkle or a pimple
In vain 'twould be
A shameful secret to disclose
I just turned fifty three
Nat King Cole
A toasty butterfly bread winner
With pumpernickel tenterhooks of course
As I landed in Maguk kingdom
Now flitter flutter away
Little Fairy Alice
Whilst I sip into a honey tip pistil
And corolla cup
As I and you sip with a stamen straw-anther and filaments
Amongst Marie Gold's, gorget humming birds
And ripe red cherries from afar
We flit and fly
Upside down blue bells, buttercups
Or hyacinths
Upside down blue heavens
Ferrying an upside down boat
Far the Nubben!"
Mermaid Mabel swished her fancy tail
For she had never before heard
Anything so splendid
Showered upon Princess Alice and
Lil' cat Dinah
Praises and applauses
Continuing on their journey spiel
Along the sea bed of plankton
And silver coin 'Tea' fishes along the way!
Whilst along the ferry way
Upon Mermaid Mabel
With Lil' cat Dinah
Princess Alice Fairy
Busily thinking to herself and now feeling very sorry too
"I did not like living in my poky house
With no play dolls
Or even toys
Having to learn all day
History
The Maratha Empire led by Shivaji, Peshwa Bajirao I, and Chhatrapati Rajaram
The Mughal Empire led by Aurangzeb
1757 Battle of Plassey led by Robert Clive with British forces and thusly The East India Company
Furthermore about freedom fighters
Of Patriotic India and M K Gandhi like Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Francis Bacon
Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln
Even Mathematics, Prose or Geography
I learnt by heart
O' so pathetically woes I've never practiced"
She admitted to herself
"Learning by heart
Instead of using brain pills for memory
Like Alexander the Great my green parrot
But guess down below things seem just better
Than before
Having a mermaid doll
Pretty Mabel
Swim you to a fantasy wonderland
Yippeee!
Though I wish sometime what Alexander the Great my green parrot is up too
I guess he too decided to fly down here below
Strange Maguk well
Well! Maybe shall I meet him sometime soon again"
The strange Vanity facetted Mirror
It magically let them
Swim through it
A triple dimension
Princess Alice and Lil' Dinah
On the back of the pretty mermaid Mabel
With a name plate of gold
As they exited each their ways
Bidding a joyful goodbye
Princess Alice Fairy
Hoping Mermaid Mabel would hear
The straying piece into glitzy atmosphere
Like a buzzing blitzy mixture
Shore side news-paper sonnet
Like granola bar notes or granular sandy grain keys
Always her poem on 'Ole Brother William'
Lingering mid air on wavering breeze
Whenever she wished to laugh
Her Priceless pearls of wisdom!
THE VANITY MIRROR LAND
A funny vanity mirror they preened in
That read words backwards
As well as their reversed strange reflections
Funny if you could imagine one preening into it
That strange "Kismet" foretold in crystal balls "Temsik" to
Astrologers, preachers
Gypsies and fortune tellers
From ABC to ZXY
Its panoply of stars
Named "Galaxy"
From left to right
And vice versa
"Yxalag"
Flickered the sky brilliantly shining panorama of
Cosmic alphabets
Stars and comets
Upon its funny vanity mirrors of space
Propelling downwards
Like shooting rockets, sparklers and stunning Catherine wheels
That formed deep down strange
Maguk well
Whilst the land
At tother end right on top lay
Thus ignited and sparked
Skies divine
Its halo deep below
The Milky Way "Yxalag"
Through fathomless miles and countless meters below
Not even stopping time, it's ticking numbers
Along with it cursing
Cursive and printed handwriting flowed
Reversed and forward
Analog, digital, electronic, auditory, tactile clocks
Pendulums like old grandfathers ticking to and fro
Even strange clock faces without dates and numbers
Only two hands winding deep
Underneath funny Maguk well
Unearthing a miners treasure
Upside down instead of downside up
In a deep uncharted crypt hidden like sparkling diamonds
Stood the pious kingdom
Of people, castles, carriages, animals, mountains
Trees, temples, mosques, mausoleums and rivulets
All upside down
With its shiny constellations
The moon beams, suns golden arrows
Twinkling diamonds
Downside up
Down under strange
Maguk well
As Princess Alice composed
A poetry stanza
"Twinkle Twink
Little Bat!
How I wonder what you're at?
Up above the world so high
Like a tea tray in the sky
Down below the world so low
Contrary right to wrong
Backward to forward
You shine and glow
Shine and glow
With peripheral lights
Wrongly do your diamonds lustre
Black and not translucent white
Upside down you shine
In this loving valley
In the dark blue blue sky
Full of rhythm and vigour
Against the earth
That you divide
So sodden and vile
Corrupt and evil
Disfigured and brute
Now underneath this strange dimension
You shine and lustre
Shine and lustre
Perfect and equal
Solemn and peaceful
Good and flawless
Beautiful and full of grace
In perfect symphony
Your world on top
And sky below
Though now your turn
Still upside down
Contrary wise
Little bat
Your kingdom just like you shines
Topsy-turvy
A funny pearl of an oyster shell
In a sea up above
And sky down below
Maguk well
At its lowest extremities
In between
You shine among paupers and kings
Beggars and vagabonds
Like a diamond black
And not translucent white
The earth you ridicule
And greet with derision
Twinkle Twinkle
Twinkle Twink
Little bat
Now I know what you're at!"
For the Earth soon tired
Its pupils
Of falseness and fake facade
Crocodile tears and fickle fame
But here in the magic realm
Everything stood true
Tried and tested
Delicately balanced
Finely tuned
Altruistic and real
Forged in fire
Perfectly supreme
Stood truest to true
Its test of time
Through fortitude and patience
Above the shiny sun
In the sweltering heat
Topsy-turvy though!
Twinkle Twink"
PRINCESS ALICE JOURNEY'S TO HOUSE OF CARDS
Princess Alice with little Dinah
Finally sighted down below strange Maguk well
An enchantment
Far far away
Decided to walk her journey
Right to portcullis of castle gates
"Eternity"
Though it seemed like years
Truly eternity
She enjoyed every bit of her fantasy adventure
When one day she would reach
A Beautiful 'House of cards'
Made of Fifty two
With spiralling towers, fortresses and turrets
Angling above while skies below it
She marched forthright a brave soldier
Left! Right! Left! Right!
Thus thrust she herself
Into the unknown
Left foot forward then right
Like a dive of whales
A gaggle of geese
A flock of lambs
A pride of lions
A herd of horses
A caravan of camels
A bevy of beautiful swans
Flocks of tourists and travellers
With their coats, cloaks and haversacks
Boarded 'Tren a las Nubes' (train to the clouds)
Pursuing Princess Alice on a hot Paper trail of Cards…..
Paper knaves, Jacks, Jill's
Jokers, Aces, Clubs, Diamonds
Hearts, Spades, Kings and Queens
Following Princess Alice and Lil' cat Dinah
To House of 52 Cards
Marching upright
For she believed
In this funny upside down land of Truth!
Along the way Princess Alice composed
A poetry….
The Balance of a Spindle
Like a weighing scale
A mariner's compass
A spindle weaving golden thread
Like a harpsichord, saxophone or a golden trumpet
Like a metronome ticks
That musician's measure time and beats
Black and white keys
On a piano or an organ
A flute or a harmonium
Symphony orchestra
Balanced such earthly delights
Even cries of goats, calves or sheep
Balance like bleats of a distant horn
Now in Maguk Kingdom
A stork delicately on one leg
A weather vane cock upon a roof shingle
An eagle spread wings atop a high cliff
Lion with a mighty roar in a jungle
Zebra crossing lines
Cats with purrs
Rats with curly tails
Pigs grunting "Oink, Oink"
Sea gulls take flight
Werewolves change air in moonlight
As they begin to howl and cry
A shiver up ones spine
A scream of cougar
A laughing hyena
So delicately and finely tuned
Said a translucent neon butterfly to a tiny sparrow
A swan song graceful entourage of necks and beaks
As lithely a fawn to a deer recited
With sharp arrows that a bow released
An antelope to a stag locked horns
As one blows a horn inside an old jalopy
Feathers for my cape
That one with quills jots down poets and authors
An ancient scroll of History
Bites dust of course
Skeletons in closets revealed
Were useless over here in vain indeed!
Tiger with stripes
Strengthening prison bars of a gaol
Now set free its captives and prisoners
Or a leopard never changing his spots
A cheetah racing Puma to a finish line
Like water on a duck's back
Made no difference to pilgrims on a mission
A show case of them
Like a circus pandemonium
With just a needle or a spindle
Whittle with a knife
Carve with a mallet and chisel
Thread through an eye the needle
How good
'Twould do
To balance scales
Of human conscience
Like a Ballerina Ballet
A weight lifter lifting barbells
Fencing with a sword
A sabreur
Or sabreuse the female equivalent
Harlequins with clowns pantomime
Following its discipline
The foil, the épée, and the sabre
Along with humorous parodies
Subtle shades of rising and setting sun
Amalgam of one and all colours
Of a rainbow
Ostentatious display Peacock's
Feather plumage before a shower of rain
Whilst raking leaves
Foliage turns to gold and silver
A whale spouting a water fountain
A seal with his flippers clap
At his entertaining show
A troop of mimicking gorillas
An army of madly hopping frogs inside a lotus pond
A nest of hissing vipers
A giraffe with a neck as long as an island on a map
As mighty as the ship of the desert cruising upon
A camel's hump
Clop clopping by mounds and sandy dunes
An hour glass turned upside down
With dregs of sand
Timing so correct and precise
Infinite, boundless
Immeasurable, countless
Unfathomable multiverses
In a parallel universe
One reaps what he sows
As good as glittering gold
Corn in a maize field
Bees round a honey pot
Moths to flickering flames
Shining Star O' Bethlehem
Of Maguk candle
Stood Magukcally
Twain good gooder and goodest ('til a new one invented)
A land rising above all infirmities and wrongs
Like a Candle in the wind
Like mist and fog clearing
Through lens on rims of a spectacle
Unsweetened dough rising
Measuring yeast per pound of flour
Cloudburst of raindrops drizzling
Balancing a flame
Orange red and golden
That light cannot be hid under a bushel
Measure for measure
A teaspoon of sugar
A pinch of salt
A cup of lard
A spatula for chick peas and horse grams
A tablespoon of cinnamon or vinegar
Geometry with a scale or compass
Do architects landscapes measure
Artists practice one eye a thumb
To gauge angles, lines, proportions
As one very well balances single leg
Once again by a thumb
Measure by measure
A steal of a treasure!
Maybe a dentist and his wisdom tooth
Concealing words of wisdom inside
Even seals sent to uncharted territories
Like globetrotters in a voyage
Upon a ship up and down foamy waves
Explorers Vasco da Gama
A Portuguese explorer
Christopher Columbus, Ferdinand Magellan
And Henry the Navigator
Pirates of the Caribbean
Oyster pearls in shells
Balanced the spindle so very well even
A name on a single grain of sand
Well written though
A tie and a clock pendulum swish
To and fro
Drum sticks striking drums
Butter spread on toast
Jam on a scone
Rocking chairs to and fro
Even a single strand
On a lock of hair
Whilst opens a key to a lock of a secret garden door
A noodle on a fork
Chopsticks held with two fingers and a nub
On either hand
Pebbles ricochet ripples along waters
Sierra of Cutlass Mountains
Clouds in a mist
A sword and a bayonet
Galloping horses of beauty, grace and balance
Balanced the spindle
Generously and flawlessly
Perfectly light
With so much a clear conscience
Concise and precise
As one ends full stop to a sentence
Such a Maguk world
Balancing its scales
Mariner's compasses
And metronomes
Fell ticking inside within
Light as feather weight Consciences!
PINK RABBITS PINK CHATEAU
Soon along the way
Walking along the strange land though upside down
To reach the topsy-turvy House Of Cards
That ambient sky down below displayed
The panoply of stars
Thence Princess Alice with little Dinah
Astounded by its grandeur
In her many bold adventures
Came upon a
Stairway of Pink Rabbit's pink chateau
A quaint sized dolls house by shore side
His pink dolls chateau and the shore!
Upside down like a glass withheld
Once more the story here enlightens
The salty brine and waves
Along with shore side rocks
All on top
Defying gravity
Never fell down at all
Whilst sky deep down below
As if it fell into a deep ravine instead
That one viewed inside a bell bottom glass
Below such a Maguk well
So magical and marvellous
Sights and sounds it beheld
As one viewed tother end by a telescope
The sky now resting down below
It's strange spiral stairway
Leading to bountiful immeasurable depths
Strange constellations
Of a secret hidden starry garden deep deep under
Further beyond!
Its magic coup
At first Princess Alice thought to herself
Would be the house of the Antipathies
Or Sympathaties
You know…. those tiny
Attaché case shore houses she had seen before
She landed down the Maguk well
Right in the beginning of the story
But the well lit up pink placard
Read 'Pink rabbit's pink chateau'
Much relieved Princess Alice
And her Lil' cat Dinah
Started climbing up tiny little pink stairs
Leading inside the pink house
With a pink chimney
For she and little Dinah
Had drank from a pink bottle
Of delicious pink syrup flavoured
Cherry, custard apple, mint, figs, strawberries
And apple tarts!
Named "DRINK ME"
That appeared magically
On a glass tripod table
Poof! Suddenly just outside Pink rabbit's pink chateau
Turning they smaller instead of taller
So small she could
Even drink lemonade from little pink bunny's tiny pink cup
Eat pink carrots so small like pink jujubes
Teeny-weeny blue radishes, purple turnips,
Green magic mushrooms
Like purple blue green jelly beans and marshmallows
From his tiny pink saucers
Growing here and there in bunches like pretty sea anemones
Even play on tiny pink rocking horses and pink rocking chairs
Whilst tiny pink tables and cupboards
Lay tiny pink saucers full of creamy delicious milk
For little Dinah too
Even dusty pink sofas and lounges
Filled with sand everywhere
Settled spectators like crabs, lobsters, prawns and crayfishes
Like three odd fishes odd ones out
Stood out two African greys with bright red tails
Like two peas in a pot or pod
A couple that made a splendid pair
Mr. Roxy and Mrs. Smokey
Was written on their silver name plates
Under their collars and
One wise old owlet too stood upon a pink wooden shelf
Upon seeing her
The creatures started strangely calling out
"Mary Ann Mary Ann
Do attend to us now!"
Princess Alice now behaving like Pink Rabbits maid Mary Ann
Started dusting and cleaning obediently
All the quaint artefacts in the room
For they all did seem so very curious and interesting
Even a real pink cuckoo clock
Only without time
Their pink cuckoos didn't really tell time
Just they'd say whilst dusting
Sand off their white collars
"That's not the Mary way"
Instead of merry
For they thought she was indeed
Mary Ann the house maid
"Mary Ann Mary Ann"
Coaxed and ordered they Princess Alice
To fix up the place
As if they were having
Whale of a Mary Time!
Busily indulged they in making household chores requests
"How queer it's getting"
Said Princess Alice to herself
"At this rate I shan't get 20 inches"
For she only measured a foot ruler
The beautiful Pink Rabbits pink chateau
Had its pink roof about 40 inches high
12 inches in height just made her seem
Insignificant as a porcelain doll
One that sits by a pink window of a pink showroom
All by herself…. a windy, rainy day
With a cuddly pink teddy bear
"Now Now we shouldn't judge a book by it's cover"
She scrutinized looking at herself in the mirror
Princess Alice looked like an old dusty book on a shelf
Gathering dust a few of them appeared magically
All pink
She opened the precious pink book precociously
As if she were already finished 20
Though Mary Ann was hardly 15
"Do they really think I am Mary Ann?"
She asked the strange mirrored pink bookcase shelf
Even the seated spectators
On pink sofas and lounges and wooded pink cabinets
Whilst lifting
Them up
Started to call out her name
Feeling they very excited
To have someone so pretty and homely dust beneath
Their old shells, tails and talons
Calling out they
Like owners commanding a matron
Of Pink Rabbits Pink Chateau
Imitating voices they'd heard sometime long before
In a crotchety, crabbity way
"Mary Hurry Mary Hurry
Hurry Mary Mary
Marry me Marry me thou O' Mary
Mary Mary
Wouldst thou please stand by me?
O' Mary Mary"
They all cried
Pleased as if they offered 'Minchah Bird Vows'
(Meaning gift in Hebrew bestowing a sacred gift of wedding vow
In a figurative manner of speech)
Mr. Roxy and Mrs. Smokey
The two African greys added
"Mary Mary we fear we love you too dear!"
"I Alice….." then correcting herself Princess Alice said
"I Mary Ann thank you Mr. Roxy Mrs. Smokey very very much!"
And to the hermit statuettes
"Look at the sand
It just doesn't seem to come off you hermits
So do your implores and beseeches!"
Chiding yes but more mildly than they'd expected
She said
"But I fear I shan't be able to marry thee!"
Much taken up with the two precious darlings
African grey and his wife
Along with her hermit statuette admirers
Cleaned their tentacles and claws delicately though they never
Snapped back or bit her as well thoroughly
Cleaned and dusted their dusty silver name plates very well
Thanking her back they squawked, screeched and scraped
Rapping as well rasping sounds
"Thank you! Thank you Dear Mary Mary"
The hermit statuettes crabs, lobsters, prawns and crayfishes
Just took considerable amount of time
To stand and stare leisurely
A sweet life without any care at dear old Mary Ann
Princess Alice their obliging maid
Whilst the old sweet owlet
A real pick ninny Kookaburra
With a wooden expression on his funny sordid face
Minding his own solemn business
Called out a series of
"Twhu Whit Twhu Whoot's"
"Hurry up Hurry up
Mary wouldst you hurry please!"
Ordering and coaxing her about
As if a hurricane was brewing up
And dusting beneath their strange hooks, beaks
Tails, talons and propellers
She dusted sand everywhere
Till it all settled on her blue dress and apron
"O' dear how dirty I am!"
Princess Alice exclaimed to herself
Trying to get the sand and mud off her white apron, eyes and hair
And little Dinah's ears and coats
"But I enjoyed playing maid of Pink house
House-House"
She laughed at the playful bantering
Amongst hermits and birds
And prided much efforts she took
To make disorderly house neat and tidy again
Keeping back the seated spectators on the pink sofas, lounges
Shelves and cabinets
Again
Crabs, lobsters, prawns and crayfishes
Even three odd fishes odd ones out
African greys
Mr. Roxy, Mrs. Smokey
The wise old sweetened owlet too
Like an old Kakapo Doubting Thomas
A flightless nocturnal owl parrot
All he said again……
"Twhu Whit Twhu Whoots"
As if he cared not the least teeny bit of a whiting
Two hoots nonetheless
Singing he superfluously to himself
An Elvis Presley song;
"Twhu Whit Twhu Whoots
I don't have a wooden heart
Please don't break my heart in two"
He'd heard it on a pink gramophone record player
Of Pink Rabbits Pink Chateau playing often
Can't you see I love you?
Please, don't break my heart in two
That's not hard to do
'Cause I don't have a wooden heart
And if you say goodbye
Then I know that I would cry
Maybe I would die
'Cause I don't have a wooden heart
There's no strings upon this love of mine
It was always you from the start
Treat me nice, treat me good
Treat me like you really should
'Cause I'm not made of wood
And I don't have a wooden heart
There's no strings upon this love of mine
It was always you from the start
'Cause I don't have a wooden heart
Quiet indignantly
Incessantly reciting verses of song
Stood he
Like a key wind-up toy works flawlessly
Blinking one and tother big eye
Going round and round in circles
Not caring a least trifle of a bit of course
A bitter pill for all fools
All birds and creatures standing stiffly
On pink cabinets, shelves, pink sofas and lounges
Loved Princess Alice dearly to death
Recited they a poem for fair Princess Alice
"Fair Princess Alice
Very sweet just like birdies num-num
Sunflower seeds, a bait of fish worms
Insects like moths and beetles
Hence we love picking on her
Harp strings selecting each one
A happy merry note, key or chord
As Princess Alice sweet
Our birdie num-num or
Bait of fish worms"
"They do love me O' dear but Oh
What a funny way of showing it!
Their love for me as if I were
Bird seed num-nums or a fish food trophy"
Princess Alice thought to herself
Now singing they
"Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!"
To themselves
Expected they Princess Alice
To cut a large slice from an oat meal Banana cake
Kept on one of pink tables
With Oh! So many pink candles
Looked more like a decoration of pink flames
Upon pink oat cake that appeared in a magic puff
From out of nowhere
Princess Alice cutting a piece neatly and with precision
A chunky wedge of pink oat meal banana cake
As if she was a Doctor or a Surgeon
Without dropping she a single pink crumb
Fed from the portion each one of her ogling spectators
At last eating into a large piece of pink oat meal banana cake
Offered a piece to Lil' cat Dinah
Commenting to herself quite philosophically
"Oh! Such healthy option bran instead of flour
A Pink oat meal banana cake
As one often says
Reap what you sow
Sow what you reap
Just like if one sows wild oats
And reaps what he perceives
Must not expect to reap strawberries
On the contrary, 'those who plough iniquity
And sow trouble reap the same' (Job 4:8)
More or less
Pink Oats, pink strawberries and E.S.P"
Then a Pink Jug appeared suddenly
For Princess Alice was beginning to feel very thirsty
Thence pouring from a pink jug
Into tiny little pink goblets
The funny creatures, Princess Alice
And Lil' cat Dinah
Sipping, lapping
Dipping beaks and mouths
Relished ginger lemon barley ale
On sandy shore side
Pink Rabbits Chateau Party
Cried they Barley for truce
All odd and even specimen creatures
Seated upon pink sofas, lounges, cabinets
And shelves
Wished each one a Happy April Fools!
On April the First!
(For the funny date was mentioned on a strange pink calendar
Of Pink rabbits chateau appeared circled in red)
Princess Alice with her tiny hands
Animated a lively gesture for all of her statuette admirers and hermits
A crabby heart she dished out
With her fingers
And then a small tiny one
With thumb and index
As tiny as a Hearty ginger snap pretzel!
Princess Alice quite puzzled
At their strange reactions
Stranger still when
The sea creatures began to move
Whilst birds stirred wings ready for flight
As if they planned to fly
And return back to sea again
However like statuettes once more
Remained statically wherever they were positioned
Seated right atop their roosts
Placed on highest pedestals
Princess Alice
Remarked to herself
"Maybe its April first all the time over here
As if time falling along with it so many April fools
Jokesters and hoaxsters
Meant nothing of a great deal to anybody
Down here Pink Rabbits pink Chateau!"
Said she to stone birds and sea hermit statuettes
Turning now pink clay models
Of Pink Rabbits Pink Chateau!
Even a magpie, raven, crow and pigeon
Slowly turning from black and grey to a pink hue
Who settled as onlookers of a circus pandemonium
To watch Dear Princess Alice
Give them company as well dust and swab
Waited to put forth a list of chaotic orders and commands
Poor Princess Alice had enough of them
And
Taking much pride in her thorough house work
Said Princess Alice to Lil' Dinah
"Bravo! Much like a House Wife I suppose
A House-Bird Homebody or House-Fly"
She popped up her collar
Pinching sides and pulling them up in self appraisal
Much like a Proud Hen or Pea-Hen!
A chirpy house Sparrow or a church wren
Then swatting a house-fly
Seated upon her nose….
'Twas beginning to get very boring
All the chores and dusting
Having nothing much to do
Finally Princess Alice and little cat Dinah
Tasted a sugared pink door knob
That looked like a pink dough nut I suppose
Soon turned they bigger and taller
Princess Alice turned into a maidenly woman
With feminine grace
And her feline with beautiful whiskers and paws
To scratch with long talons!
Now Princess Alice's turned so big
Her hands had to fit through pink windows
And feet all curled up inside the room
Neck, knees, torso as if folded like an origami
Her head reached pink roof tops
Of Pink Bunny's doll's pink house chateau
Whilst little Dinah mewed as loudly she could
For she too was just below
Its pink hood
Like Origami butterfly's
Though upside down were they
Of an upside down pink chateau
By an upside down shore side
Hey Presto Pronto!
The pink bunny's glazed blue eyes
Turned to emerald green!
He called out to his rooks
The chameleon and lizard
'Timmy and Joey'
THE CHAMELEON AND THE LIZARD
Busy mending pink garden patio
On a long pink ladder
Stood Chameleon Timmy
Stealing a few pink apples below its pink cucumber frames
Along the way
Thence hammering upon it pink tiles
"Rat-a tat-a-tat"
Pink shingles that matched pink flooring
Splendidly with pink roofed ones
One by one
Whilst below stood beautiful pink chairs
Pink tables decorated with stunning
Treats for the evening or morning
One never knew over here the time
Contrary wise a wise saying
'Doth Time Travels faster than lightening
Light travels faster than sound
Time and tide waits for no man'
Here times stood surprisingly still
Strangely Maguk treats
Pink croissants, pink muffins, pink Shrewsbury biscuits
Pink cheesecakes, pink gateau's, pink jellies, pink soufflés
Pink ice creams and pink stones in a pink bowl!
Appeared on its pink table
Decorated with pink runner
And tiny pink table mats
Pink forks, spoons and knives
At the side was a pink nursery
A glass house of beautiful pink flowers
Then Chameleon Timmy standing upon the tall pink ladder
Grimaced very much to the lizard Joey
Saying
"Hey Mate Joey I say
Mending does take its time and course"
As if one measured hard work here
Only with passing pleasure
Spending time holding pink spades, shovels in hands
Leisurely away!
The Lizard Joey rumbling his pink cartwheel
Filled with pink shingles, pink spatula
Pink hammer and pink cement
Looking well above pink patio
A funny pink clock
Showing no numbers at all agreed
Saying "Tut tut tut! Timmy tut tut!" shaking vigorously
His head like a King Tut Tut
Upon seeing
Hands of the pink clock though
Now rested both at twelve
So maybe it might have been somewhere
Afternoon or midnight
Timmy the Chameleon now bent down clambering
Another rung of the tall pink ladder
Who now changing his vibrant colours
Almost touching another pink strawberry tree
He changed Pink again
For previously was blue the sky's hue down below
Magukcally upside down a pink ladder where he stood
He remarked to mate Joey the Lizard
"At strike of twelve
A funny glass slipper always appears here
On a magic pink cushion
Of a magic tripod glass table
Mey Mate Tim
Am I correctly correct though?
As always as you are I suppose!
With Times one's always sure"
Once again Joey the Lizard
"Tut Tut Tut Tut"
He replied
Shaking his head vigorously
Perfectly cocksure
Again like a King Tut Tut
He winked at his friend Timmy the Chameleon!
The pink rabbit directing with his little pink finger
To Princess Alice flailing her hands
From inside pink windows his Pink Chateau
Directed them
To throw some pink pebbles
Kept in a pink bowl of the funny pink table of pink garden patio
Into the pink story book Chateau
That turned to pink gingerbread cookies
That Princess Alice and little Dinah!
Soon golluped
After eating one delicious cookie
Suddenly Princess Alice and little Dinah her cat realised
They had grown much like fat green caterpillars
After eating and munching on the leaves
Of a mulberry tree
Princess Alice broke her conspicuous coat of green
Like buttons undid the tailored suit
With six shoes on her nimble feet scattered far and wide
Chrysalis turned her into a beautiful Cardinal butterfly
She had reached the pulpit of the
House of Cards
Lil' Dinah her cat soon followed
With flutter of pinky inky blue wings and bat of lashes
A cat Papillon with
Little cats ears on a pink story book!
PRINCESS ALICE CARDINAL FAIRY
HOUSE OF CARDS, A FORMIDABLE GAME OF SNAKES AND LADDERS
There Knaves, kings, queen, jesters, clowns
And fools
Paraded their placards upside down
Made with paper and etched in pen
Their funny hearts, clubs, diamonds, spades
The poker faced king and queen
All doodled upon their deck of cards
A castle of 52 placards
Climbed one atop another
Like a hierarchy ladder forming
A formidable game of "Snakes and Ladders"
Many serpents climbed with feet and slithery tails
Upon its towering fortress
To play with paper Jacks and Jill's
Hearts, knaves, jesters, clowns
Kings, queens as well jokers and aces
With silly creatures who could walk
Upwards or downwards
There was no death defying gravity y'see
In this strange topsy-turvy world
Only imagination, picturesque scenery, illustrations
With conversations in flying balloons grew above and below it
The knave of clubs being the strongest
Threw up two large black and white dice on the floor
Thusly the creatures and the Paper Jack and Jill's
Started climbing up ladders quickly
Counting their steps wisely and well
Much sighs and disappointing O's
Followed
Doodle dogs wagging tails
Barked and howled
'Ooooowww' ooooowww'
'Ows' 'Ouches'
When serpent with feet and tail
Hissed sending them with a sting
(Though not a very poisonous one
Just sent them reeling as the snail
Recoiled like a Jack-in-the-box)
Flying, fluttering, crawling downstairs
The ladders
Luckily a crab with pliers and pincers so many
Who always managed to keep off others on his ladder
Had reached to number 100
Finally succeeded he topmost square of 'Snakes and Ladders'
Thence many others playing again won the game
A lizard, joker, an ace, Red Queen, Carnation
And plenty others
Whoever won a trophy at the end
Bitten by a hiss and sting of a serpent
Presented it to Cardinal Alice fairy
And her pet Papillon Lil' cat Dinah!
Good Alice fairy
Distributed the gifts so many
Silver spoon, silver forks
Silver tea kettles and silver trays
And comfits (Luckily salt water had not got into it
There was exactly one piece all round)
To all rest in Maguk well valley
"Wasn't it so nice of her?"
Said the Dodo to the Lory
In turn the Lory said to the Walrus
And snail to the Frog
Whilst croaked a frog to a whiting
"Ripet Ripet Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Surely is our shining diamond!
We all have a silver spoon
Silver bowl, silver tea kettle
Let's have a tea party soon
On a silver tea tray"
A cock agreed clucking and cocking
"Cock-A-Doodle-Doo"
His head cock sure indeed!
So many of the participants
Got one silver spoon or trophy
As if by magic
All for her generous heart!
They cheated as they passed it on
Like a game of 'Passing the parcels'….(Princess Alice Fairy smiles at Dinah
Giving her silver thimble to a lucky one
Crab with pincers so many! The same little crab who won the first time
Won three times in a row
Princess Alice Fairy gifted the crabby monsignor the same little silver thimble
Attaché case house she picked from the shore side of Maguk well valley)
A pell-mell of vibrant confusion
And commotion roused they
Stirring amongst themselves
Admiration for Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
And Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
"Hip Hip Hooray
Three cheers
For our dear Cardinal Fairy
Princess Alice and her cat Papillon Lil' Dinah"
A seven faceted vanity mirror
Soon appeared before them
Upon which such parodies paraded
In a funny array
Long, short, tall, fat, oblong, horizontal
Vertical like tall spiralling giants and ogres
Those you see in a circus 'Hall of Mirrors'
Kings of hearts
Knaves of fools
Queens of tarts
Clubs and spades of
Diamonds and rubies
Jokers and knights in
Shining silvery armours jubilantly marched past
Harlequins and clowns looking
Like red hot pokers blossomed into flowers
Jesters, fools in funny caps and bells bowed and curtseyed
Even the fire brigade engine
Rumbling through its lanes
Were nonetheless
Swarms of dragon flies with shiny hubcaps
Like shiny knights in silver armours
Racing their sirens of ambulances and police cars
Buzzing up and down with wings
"OOOOOOooooooooooo"…..
To douse torching flames
Of supreme King Sun's fiery rays
So hot everyone sneezed
Right pistils off flower heads
BABY PIG PEPPER, DUCHESS KITCHEN
AND PEPPA THE SCULLION MAID
"Peppa O' Peppa and Pollen dust
OOooh soooo sooo very very much
Instead of molten lava
Attichoe….Achoo…. sneeze…. Attichoe!"
Said baby Pig to Peppa the scullion maid
Sneezing again and again
Whilst busy adding a pot of pepper to a bubbling stew she prepared
Again and again
Till the whole room was filled with pepper and pollen dust
Stirring the corrie pot in vain
Steam and hot pepper
Sneezing all rest in the Duchess Kitchen
Duchess, Peppa the scullion maid
And poor baby Pig Pepper
Peppa then tossing her head over shoulders
Thusly threw all cutlery and crockery in vain
Getting irritable with the wailing and commotion
Even baby Pig Poor Pepper
Like a play toy wok
Swung maid Peppa! Over heads
Poor Princess Cardinal Alice
Had to catch poor pig pepper just in time!
In kitchen of Duchess
Where everyone and everything went haywire
Like hot smouldering picket wires!
Turned they mad and ready to vent hot irons of "IRE"
Princess Alice Fairy carried little baby Pig Pepper
In her arms tenderly
Before the maid turned into 'madder' or a maddie plant
However Duchess complained
"The sun's too hot and tardy
I'd better wear my sun hat
Whilst I travel my jitney
Before I get a sun-stroke
Lavender and purple shall I turn
Now soon or wilt I wilt away and die
I need to play a game of Croquet
I have been cordially invited
King of Tarts and Queen of Hearts
Lest they complain
I'm too late for mallet and ball show
I've struck hot a date on calendar
Dear Duke Calendula
Shall we together attend jolly good party?
To play
A game of Croquet with
King and Queen
In a castle of 52 placards"
(Ironically stood for Royal House of Cards with trimmed lawn like a chess game with 16 participants 8 pawns, 2 Bishops, 2 knights, 2 rooks, one queen and one king of a chess board, grass was mowed and coloured black and white, Flamingos were bats, mallets were jesters on cards and hedgehogs balls)
The Duchess was in fact an orchid deep Velvet Purple Iris
A daily routine she followed with Duke Calendula
A FEW LESSONS WITH DUCHESS DATE
MORALS AND PARABLE OF MUSTARD SEED
Duke Calendula escorting Duchess Deep Velvet Purple Iris
'Arrum in Arrum'
Set out twain heads over heels fully blooming in love
Gracefully raising their splendiferous gowns, robes
Petals and stalks
Entered into a large Cinderella Pumpkin shell carriage
Along with Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Clutching O' so dearly
Little Baby Pig Pepper in her arms
Just like her own little apple of her eye
Those instead of stars
Tenderly stroking him and singing a poetry stanza
Whilst Lil' Dinah her Papillon Fairy cat
Mewed and purred much deliciousness
To the tale of curlies!
Bringing her tail comfortably
Right up to her ears
Settling her wings neatly side by side 'twain together prinked up
Inside a cosy corner of Cinderella Pumpkin carriage
THE CURLY TALE
"The Baby Pig Pepper
His tail is curly twirly though
His eyes so sweet soft and tender
Like a pot of peppa
He wheezes and billows
Right from the bottom pits
Like a Bellowing furnace spit
Hell on coal bits
Makes you sneeze of course
'Attic hoes Attic hoes'
Pepper Please!
More and More
His curly twirly tail
And tender eyes
All sizzling glowing Ruby red hot
Smouldering embers inside he
In a black corrie cauldron
Tureen
With spices, lemon and honey
Mixed with Pepper too
Pods so black and spotty
Like on salami, ham, bacon
On a buttered toast!
Down his curly twirly tail
In swirls and waves
Savages and saints
Of History
"Swine's and Priceless Pearls"
In a Corrie Pot
'Tureen'
Most of us do we know
Of Prickles
Mostly a hedgehog
Hotchpotch
Super deliciously served
Or a delightful
Porcupine
With many arrows, pins and needles
Reminiscing
What dish he chooses
Would last till it pleases
A salty peppered ox tongue
With parsley rich creamy sauce
Or lovely tripe like a shepherd trowel
That shovels and buries bones and hatchets
All laid scrumptiously
On a buffet table
Once a master cuts a slice
With a carving knife Pork
On a plate with a Fork
Whilst me would forget all those lustful delights
Only admire with my rosy eye
Poor baby Pig Pepper
To taste buds galore
Connoisseurs or critiques
Hammering busy heads into dishes for Kings and Queens
Who could not notice?
A Roast Suckling
Still his tail
In twirls, swirls and curls
He furnishes a faint smile
With a salty teardrop
Streaming, glowing and stirring
Like a tear kisses flag on a spire up above a pole
Waving a curly, twirly, swirly tail
Along with it a tail of sausages to go
Now dripping dripping dripping…..
Salivating glands
A whole bucket or so
Of pearls and salty tear drops you know
Beneath his rosy cheeks
Down below the glossy sky tinged rouge
With salty tears and red hot pepper pollen dust
MAGUKALLY 'tseemed so
Particularly like magical
Mary Poppin's upside down umbrella flower
Steadfastly through sunshine, rain or winter
As she flew quite reversed
She too
Prim precisely
'A Lady Dandyllion Puff!'
Upon her parachutes spurts of fluffs she releases
Was served
Ringing her timely untimely Dinner Bell Gong
Superfragilistic Expiallidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouslly!
Oh' now wasn't it
Atrocious
Proving though
Tough as rising dough or leather
Earning those lucky golden curly tail
'Guinea dimes' called guinea pigs
Angels too could measure up to Devil's
In a sprinkle of salt Peter halos
Or with horns hammered
Skewered and grilled with prongs in a skillet
Chiselled with carving knives
Pink pork, ham, salami, bacon and ox
Tongue
Picked up easily and served with pliable tongs
A dish goluptiously to slide within
A tunnel as easily as a twisty slide
Called 'Gullible Gullet'
Or 'Gulliver's Travels'
Like a tumbling wheel
Of a Turnpike
In upside down Maguk world!
Of a Curly Curly Tale"
All clapped for fair Princess Alice Cardinal fairy
Even dear Lil' Papillon cat Dinah!
Furthermore flourished with a furnish
A flare of her witty talent
Like an incorrigible rebel of a practical joker
Upon her tall leafed reed of a stem
An orchid deep Velvet Purple Iris
Looking down below the Earth
With derision
Through which Princess Alice
With Lil' cat Dinah
Had jumped into Maguk well
She went on to further explain
A few moral principles and
A few lessons of geography
"Tut, Tut, child!
Everything here's got a moral
If only you can find it
Just like pepper makes people hot tempered
Chillies abnormally mad
Vinegar makes them sour
Camomile makes them bitter
Barley sugar and such things like that
Make children sweet
Here on rocky gravel
Just like salty sauce pans
Even sugar crystals grow
Side by them y'know I think
Our land wouldn't be stingy y'see
To turn everybody sweet not cloyingly sour, brown or embittered
Down muddy terrain of Maguk well"
"You see
As birds flock together
Like cranes and flamingos
So does a dose of mustards, canes and weathers"
Said she to Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
And her little cat Papillon Dinah
Princess Alice Fairy did not know whatever
She could mean by that
So she asked Duchess Deep Velvet Purple Iris
"What do you mean?"
The duchess replied
"The trickling of rain like mustard drops
Or Crystals of salt
God hath indeed said to work by thy sweat of thine own salty brow
To Adam and Eve
As well as to Cane
Shalt thou not kill thy brother Abel
Just like sodium goes down in history
So do sugar canes
And mustard drops
And I do hope you know the parable of the mustard seed
She went on to explain about its wealth like a mineral oil
Fountain sprung forth life
The mustard seed is the smallest seed
But grew into such a huge plant
MARK 4: 30-32 third parable of growth
In this parable Jesus teaches
That although Kingdom of God started small
With Jesus and his disciples
It would grow and spread across the world
To unlimited followers
That fell into strange Maguk well
A pivotal piece of information"
"Through calm or turbulent weathers
Like High teas in a tempest and its boats filled with fishes
Full score
Even the water into wines at the wedding
The more wine we get the better the wedding"
Duke Calendula most thoroughly added
Explaining the phrase
"As birds flock together
Like cranes and flamingos
So does a dose with mustards, canes and weathers!"
Sweetly and humbly bowing his head low
Almost like a Sugar Cane Dandy!
Duke Calendula nodded his bulbs full of admiration
And appreciations a yearly yes
Holding in his hand a spurious spore-addict calendar
For he was a Doting Divine Calendula flower I suppose
By ticking off unusual dates flying right above the day's mentioned
Monday- The Angel Chrysanthemums
Those bells in church tower above tolled the first Angelus
Devotional anthems sung Angel flower fairies at intervals
Pancake Marigolds or Shrove Shoe flowers Tuesdays
Ashputtel Wednesdays
Holy Cotton Bishop Tweed Thursdays
Good Begonia Fridays
Saturday of Light Dandelions
Sabbath Sunflowers Sundays
Put together in words and actions
The Calendar of the many holy and pious
Along with flowers for each of the dates
His ten decades for a century
(Equals 110 calendar years over here- he added copiously another ten
5 for his Rosarium 'Rosary of Roses'
Joyous mysteries, Sorrowful mysteries and Glorious mysteries
Fourteen Stations of the Cross!
And another ten calendar years equals 120 Live Garden decades totally)
Flowers of his Live Garden (which you shall be introduced later in the story by catkin ears or dog flowers)
On his beautiful Calendar animated by divine paintings and drawings
He sketched and painted himself
His Masterpiece works of art
Duke Calendula
For he was a flamboyant Artist like Vincent Van Gogh of Arles
Wearing he a devotional scapular around his neck
In a saintly way of life
Nodding to his lady love Duchess
Every time a "Yes Yes Yes" to affirm in
Agreement to his lady Duchess Deep Velvet Purple Iris
Reserving her as his supreme superior love flame
Orchid high on a pedestal
None could reach or touch
"Yes Bee Duchess
Yes Mee Duchess
Of course Yes my flaming Love Orchid
Deep Velvet Purple Lady Iris"
Adjusting his yellow crown proudly that matched with her purple irides
Duchess Deep Velvet Purple Iris floored
By the attention of her supportive mate The Duke Calendula
Tinctured a warm blush crimson purple on her flaming petal cheeks
(Like a tincture of iodine) thence
Continuing the rolling ball of conversation she said
"Any way everything here revolves quite the opposite
In fact Maguk well takes 42 hours and not 24
To spin on its axis"
Laughing, tickling the funny bone of her elbow
Said she to Princess Alice Fairy and Lil' Papillon cat Dinah
"Furthermore Maguk well here rotates on its axis
Every 42 hours, 84 hours exceptionally
And everyday Maguk well makes one complete
Rotation oppositely on its axis"
Moral of our story
"'Tis love, that makes the world go round!"
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy too dumbstruck for words
Even Lil' Papillon Dinah caterwauled
Confessing to Princess Alice Fairy confusedly
"Meeowww Purrrr Meeewww"
Funnily sounded a mewing backwards though
"Wwwoeem Rrrrup Wwweeemm"
Like planets in orbit down below space
Their vibrations, mussels, contractions, expansions and lucid muses
563 days for Maguk kingdom to orbit the sun
The Duchess adding another moral
"Take care of the sense and the sounds
Will take care of themselves!"
Called "A Humorous BONE" (bone of elbow of Duchess
As one viewed through her funny telescope
Some type of brawny reception)
At this 'Astoundishing' (instead of astounding) piece of information
Princess Cardinal Alice Fairy
Threw back the ravaging curls from her forehead
And thought to herself
"How the Deep Velvet Purple Iris Duchess
Keeps finding morals in things!
Indeed Maguk well
A type of a time machine capsule of inventions
Whilst with derision I clearly see
Through tother end of magic telescope…… EARTH
From where I fell (For you see this was a two way telescope
You could see both sides one the earth and one planet Maguk well of course)
The earth rotates on its axis
Every twenty four hours
Each day making one complete rotation tother way
Taking almost 24 hours to spin on its axis!
And 365 days for the earth to orbit the sun
How very contradictory and paradoxical
To imitate just an opposite world
Viewing I through rosy lorgnettes
Again its tother end
Another unparalleled galaxy
An upside down Maguk well"
Long before the frog livery men had thrown
A strange rolled up invitation scroll
Just the other day after today
For even week days had no odd dates or numbers
On their strange calendars
Though were hunted out by Peppa the maid
By the crockery smashing the scullion glass window panes
As shall you soon come to know
Before they (frog cavaliers) rang the strange bell on the door
"Brinnnng Thrriinnng Drinnnng"
(For this sound could be heard at intervals whilst
Royally rich Chevrolet carriage rumbled almost like peals of Heaven gongs)
Came flying a big saucepan almost missing their heads!
Princess Alice Fairy carried little baby pig
In her arms tenderly
As if 'twas her lost glass shoe of Cinderella's
On a red cushion
After a jolly ride in the "rollunkcious" carriage
Princess Alice Cardinal fairy
Asked Duchess Deep Velvet Purple Iris
And Duke Calendula to let her off
The Pumpkin carriage shell
Just like Cinderella's
The very next stop
Near the green shrubbery of a nearby Forest glen
Duchess Deep Velvet Purple Iris
Growing fonder of Dear Cardinal Fairy Princess Alice
Surprised her with one magic glass slipper
On top a pink velvet cushion
She said to dear Princess Cardinal Fairy Alice
"I am so very proud of you
So shall you have a 'Cinderella' glass shoe
For being so very tolerant and kind
You truly deserve to be our
Queen Cardinal Fairy Alice
Hope you find the other shoe soon someday
Thither yonder blue skies
Below our toadstool valley"
Then waving sweetly goodbye along with Duke Calendula
The Chevrolet carriage rattling rolled away and tumbled far into oblivion
And out of sights and sounds
As sublimely as a crystal dew drop that vanishes
Princess Cardinal Fairy Alice
Now with the magic glass slipper
On a pink velvet cushion
And pink pig seated on a red cushion
Gently settled down pink pig upon green grass
Then Alice Fairy giving him a sweet kiss
And a peck on each cheek
Set the poor pink curly thing free
It winked and oinked at her
"Oink Oink" affectionately
"You do look handsome, almost a Prince!"
Said she blushing pink to baby pig Pepper
For he did have pretty hazel green eyes
Soon Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
More curious than ever
Slipped the 'Cinderella' glass shoe
Upon her right foot
For it was a right shoe
To see if it fit her
The glass slipper fitted her like a glove
Keeping it safely inside her apron pocket
For they were so large
Anything could fit into them
Ice cubes, salt n' pepper shakers, candelabrums
Sea shells, coins, trinkets and treasures
She collected so many along the way
Just fell like magic pennies
Into her large apron pockets
Happily flitted Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Along with Lil' Papillon Dinah her cat
Scampering by their side the pink piggy with a curly tail
Amongst the green grass meadows!
BABY PIG PEPPER, PRINCESS ALICE CARDINAL FAIRY
ESCAPE DUCHESS KITCHEN AND A GAME
OF DOG AND THE BONE WITH A PURE BRED
COCKER SPANIEL
Baby Pig and Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy with Lil' Dinah cat Papillon
Running thither and fluttering wings helter-skelter for shelter amongst green shrubbery of forest glens and valleys
To taste sweet freedom from a pepper scullion pantry
Princess Alice Fairy got lost in the long sheaves of corn field
When a dog
Wagging her two tails simultaneously
Pure pedigree Cocker spaniel
Appeared sniffing her
Almost a friendly gesture
Princess Alice Fairy and Lil' Dinah Papillon cat
Were thoroughly taken aback
Hoping the purebred Cocker Spaniel
With ears dangling like carpet flip flops
Wearing a beautiful pink bow for her scruffy
Hair just like you see picture of Mona Lisa
Would not pounce generously upon the two poor dear things
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy guessed she would be
'A she'
She even wore a name plate
Carved in gold
With the name 'Snuggles'
Written upon it
"I wonder who she belongs to"
Princess Alice Fairy asking Lil' Dinah her cat Papillon fairy
It just brought oodles of ripples
And buzzing noises
"Grrrr Brrrr Grrrr Brrr Whrrr"
As her snarls and gnarls were saying
"Grin and Bear Grin and Bear"
Into the atmosphere
Around the air surrounding the dog
As if she were an Extra terrestrial from
Some planet
Finally Princess Alice Fairy decided a name for the planet
Maybe Planet "Scruffmadellionpoundpuffs"
She made it up herself
Because 'Snuggles' emitted puffs
Circles of smoke as she panted fetching the dinosaur bone
She was slightly taller than little Princess Cardinal Alice Fairy
Whilst the bone almost as big as Princess Alice Fairy
So Princess Alice Fairy did find the bone
She found
So much a Dinosaur's!
Barking playfully at Cardinal Fairy Alice
A series of 'Wurf Wurf's' and backwards 'Fruw Fruw's'
Like waves clashing and gnashing
It's sandy Surf, turf and tide
Chased her amongst tall hedges
Up and down the pudding shaped
Hills and tussocks
Underneath tall mushrooms and toadstools
That grew upon them
To play a game of dog and bone
She threw it and 'Snuggles' fetched
A Dinosaur's bone!
As it rang strange bells again
This one was on scruff of her neck
And sounded again
"Brinnnng Thrriinnng Drinnnng"
Almost reminding Princess Alice Fairy
Gloriously chiming
"Church bells of heaven!"
Princess Alice Fairy and Lil' Papillon Dinah waded in between
Amongst tall corn rows of long sheaves
Of the corn field
Thus loosing the adorable playful Dog
Bidding her affectionately a goodbye
But as if the she dog had turned invisible
For some reason Princess Fairy Alice believed
She could even hear her panting
The Strange puff rings
Like smoky hot dough nut rings with holes
Princess Alice Fairy and Lil' Papillon Cat
Dinah flew through some of them
As it floated stiffly in the atmosphere
Below their heads
For the skies were under
The pudding shaped hills
Of corn field rows above the Maguk Vale
She said warmly
"Goodbye Snuggles
Hope one day we meet again
Hope you enjoy your delicious
Dinosaur bone I suppose if it is"
Playing together sometime with the invisible purebred
Cocker Spaniel Ghost
Till it vanished completely
Her sweet puffs of breath
From planet "Scruffmadellionpoundpuffs"
Though a faint "Brinnnng Thrriinnng Drinnnng"
From bells on the scruff of her neck
Like church bell peals from very far away still could be heard
Whilst yellow arrows so hot and cheery
Those however came from down below
For it was a topsy-turvy kingdom
In a strange dimension
Beneath strange Maguk well
Those bright arrow heads
Of the fiery Sun
Again could never be extinguished
The volcano King and his everlasting flames
Burned ever so beautiful and brightly down below
Whilst its gorges with waterfalls up above splashed
Not a single drop fell or drowned deep down
Strange Maguk well
Down countless meters and fathomless miles
"O' Dear it's getting so very very hot"
The Pink rabbit did sigh
And removing his lacy velvet pink fan
Started to fan him vigorously
The pink rabbit's eyes from
Emerald green
Turned to glowing ruby embers now!
Then leaving his lacy velvet pink fan
On a little glass table with three legs
The Pink rabbit disappeared
Poof! In a trice
PRINCESS ALICE CARDINAL FAIRY MEETS CATERPILLAR
Whilst Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy flitted with Lil' Papillon cat Dinah fairy
To fetch Pink Rabbit's lacy velvet pink fan
Where 'twas kept on top the tripod glass table
Right in the middle
Of the forest glen
That appeared on its own magically
Fanning herself
And her little cat Dinah
As 'twas getting very hot
With his lacy velvet pink fan
Surprisingly found themselves
Growing bigger and bigger
Till they were almost as big as card Paper Kings and Queens
And funny inhabitants of strange land
Inside Maguk well
The Pink rabbit poof!
Appeared from behind a mushroom
For a caterpillar blowing hookah bubbles
On his funny meerschaum pipe
Was his friend seated right at the top
Blowing bubbles as usual
Upon seeing Princess Alice and Lil' Dinah
Such beautiful creatures
With beautiful wings
Said the caterpillar to them
"Enough is Enough!
Of Hogwash and Ballyhoo
Can you please little girl sing me a song?
What may your sweet names be"
Princess Alice Fairy with fine flourishes and a bow
Fluttering daintily her fleshy red wings with black spots
Introducing herself and Lil' cat Papillon
As "Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy and Pet Papillon Dinah
The butterflies"
Curtsied and
Sang her favourite song by Connie Francis
"Carolina moon keep shining
Shining on the one who waits for me
Carolina moon I'm pining
Pining for the place I long to be
How I'm hoping tonight you'll go
Go to the right window
Scatter your light, say I'm alright
Please do
Tell him that I'm blue and lonely
Dreamy Carolina moon
Keep shining on the one who waits for me
I'm pining for the place I long to be
How I'm hoping tonight you'll go
Go to the right window
Scatter your light, say I'm alright
Please do
Tell him that I'm blue and lonely
Dreamy Carolina moon"
Cheering him up a little bit though
Once again
The great Caterpillar complained bitterly
To Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
"I seem to not enjoy getting fatter
Munching mulberry leaves
By the day"
Princess Alice Fairy feeling quite sorry for him
Put her hand tenderly
On his green cloak
Made him lighten up once more
Thence eyeing her through his nosy rosy lorgnettes
Right from top to toe
Princess Alice Fairy enjoyed his welcoming approval
Whilst he blew rings of bubbles from his funny meerschaum pipe
In hypnotising circles
All around Cardinal Fairy Alice
Like Bangle puffs of different sizes and different colours
Thence bursting splattered
Great puffs of breaths
Into sprinkles of fairy dust in the air
Said the green caterpillar to Fairy Alice Cardinal Butterfly
"I guess you went through the same metamorphosis
Finally moulting to chrysalis
Tucked so beautifully inside
A great big light tanned shell
Turning brown or black
I hope one day I too get wings large and beautiful as yours
And your little cat
Every creature that falls in Maguk well
Are gifted with a pair of pretty wings
Now 'IF' you would help me
Get a slice of the mushroom
One side would make me grow fatter
The other side thinner
I guess I am about to break all my buttons"
So Princess Fairy Alice obeying the green Caterpillar
Gave him a bite of the mushroom
Soon after he bit into it
The green Caterpillar turned quite thin
And stupendous an Imago Englebert
Handsome Prince Admiral
With lustrously speckled silver and grey blue green wings
Kissing Alice Fairy daintily upon her hand
Princess Alice Fairy bushing a warm cheery glow turned crimson red
Wishing him a farewell goodbye
With a magical kiss upon his cheeks
Ventured once more on her journeys through MAGUK kingdom
To accomplish what she had come here for
As she flew with darling Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Hoping to meet him soon someday again
At the back of her mind
Thought Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy to herself
"The Blink of a Green Caterpillar
That transformed magically
Into a Prince Admiral Butterfly
Meant Good luck for Princess Cardinal Alice Fairy!"
As she quite found him very interesting
Whilst handsome Prince Admiral Englebert butterfly
Wished Pretty Princess Alice Fairy to be his fair bride
Keen to win over her heart soon sometime
As swiftly passing sands of time
Passed through an Hour glass
As it did always again and again
Here in MAGUK world it reversed by itself
Like sand grains cart wheeling into a fruitful limerick
He composed a Poetry stanza all by himself
Thusly had coaxed and wheedled
Inside his old Pipe organ
Handsome Prince Admiral Englebert Butterfly
Into a short wheeple for his lady love
(Feeding wind through its pipes
Thus causing the air to oscillate and produce
A series of whistles quiet ecstatically)
The Sand Glass
"Flink Flinkle Flink fink
Tinkle Tink Tink
The Hour glass of sand
Ticks like falling land the desert
Tourists on a camels hump
Over dunes and mounds of sand hills and mountains
Passing like a ship in the desert
Through silver eye the needle compass
Again and again
Reversed it upside down once
The sand that filled inside its belly
Soon fell down again
Grains of sand
Through the Hour Glass
Finished to tick
Quite complacently famished now
Once again began his gait
Clop clopping by
Trickle trickle
Turned upside down
Filling again its belly
Of passing furtively sand
Through his hour glass figure
Every passive fugitive slowly riding to and fro
The sandy mounds and dunes of the desert
A tour on his camel ride
To tick once more again
Sand through his belly button
Waiting to woo over fair lady love
Win her dainty hand someday
Hoped I the handsome suitor
Dangling by silver threads
Of fanciful wishing and fluttering wings
Whilst the aura Caroline Moon
Would cherish two loons
Be together someday soon
Flink Flinkle Flink Fink
Tinkle Tink Tink
In a sand glass story
Of Maguk well!
Flink Flinkle Flink
Fink Fink"
The pink rabbit seeing Prince Admiral Englebert
Muse over his dalliance
Like Little Puck the sprite
Sent with his magic bow
A two sided arrow piercing right through
Hearts of the two butterflies
Lady Cardinal Alice Fairy and Prince Admiral Butterfly
Pink Bunny winked again
Like an impressive 'Magukcian turned Viceroy butterfly!'
And disappeared
Inside a tall and twisted hat!
Whilst some French Begonias
Gladiolus and Petunia tourist passersby
Long stemmed with articulate leaves
Seeing fleeting, flitting
Handsome Admirals and Cardinals
Fluttering by their pretty disco fan tailed wings
Starry propellers and heart shaped crowns
An upside down purplish pink tinged sky
Commented
"Goodness such sparkly vibrant crowns
Surely shall make us produce
Most sweetly mellifluous honey
Better than those our allies produce
Such expensive bottles
Right at their nodes, stamens
Honey sacs
Priced with labels and tags so exorbitantly
When first they hit markets
Super exaggerated of course!
I hope they inspire all flowers
To be just and share
Equally what all Cardinals and Admirals
Truly deserve here in
Maguk kingdom!"
THE FUNNY KINGDOM
A DESCRIPTION AND A GAME OF CROQUET
In the funny kingdom
Down beneath Maguk well
Princess Alice Fairy flew with Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
In awe inspiring
Wonderstruck adventure everywhere
Where Kings who tamed broken horses yet were proud
Queens that wore fallen crowns yet were happy
Knights who drove nameless chariots were yet famous
Rode upon horses upside down
Jesters pawned doves for gold medals
Though without their dunce caps yet were funny
Never were strange inhabitants of this strange Kingdom
Unscrupulous whatsoever
But Nobles with pure hearts of gold
You could scratch beneath its surfaces
And find a shining diamond 'STAR' inside it
Clubs and spades united with daggers and sickles
Maces and bludgeons pulled aces off their funny sleeves
Showing sinewy muscles
Proud as peacocks strutted majestic Kings and Queens
Bumble bees named "Tweedle-Dums and Tweedle-Dees"
Exchanged tit bits, love sonnets
Tokens, trinkets and their rattles
With bee-stingers
To their beloved Queen Bees
"Bzub Bzub Beezub Buzzub
Zubbub Zubbb"
They hummed along
Whilst Princess Alice Butterfly
'The Argynnis Pandora'
Cardinal fairy
Fleshy red and spotted deep black
Fluttering her wings with tall tentacles like antennae
Along with her cat Papillon Dinah the Lil' fairy
Played croquet
Joining Royal House of Cards
Upon trimmed lawn like a chess game with 16 participants
8 pawns, 2 Bishops, 2 knights, 2 rooks, one queen and one king of a chess board
The grass was painted white and black
With flamingos as bats, hedgehogs as balls
Upside down jesters as Mallets of course
Pawn in place of knight
Knight in place of queen
Bishop in place of king
And rooks crow scavengers 'Caw-Cawed and Chak-Chaked'
Upon black and white trees
Exchanging places and taking turns
One by one, two by two
Blocking bodies winning goals
Whilst goalies the rooks watched
How the ball went through mallets upside down jesters
With flamingos rather tired to take their positions as bats!
'Twas the funniest game ever invented!
Somewhat like an ice-hockey rink
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Marvelled lifting these queer people
And putting them down again
Positioning them on the chequered chess board
As she played a game of chess
By her whims and fancies
The King and Queen
Almost competing Rook and Bishop
"I've certainly landed my Pins and Needles
In a proper pin cushion"
Jubilantly exclaimed King of Tarts
To Red Queen
Referring to a hedgehog landing
In a soft cushion in a hole
Inside the well manicured black and white
Chessboard lawn
As you see Princess Alice Cardinal fairy had grown quite tall
Whilst they were yet tiny
Like midget playthings
Which she could easily lift up
Even Lil' Papillonian cat Fairy Dinah
Had a chance playing with
Furry things that scattered here and there
Like giant dreamy wool gathering Fur Balls
PRINCESS ALICE FAIRY LOSES HER WAY
THE PIN CUSHION, KNIGHT
COUNTING SHEEP, FEATHERS
AND A GOOSE
Soon night from below
Sprawled over the black and white
Well manicured lawns
As if by magic turned into a high hedge
Labyrinth
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Was lost
And so was her cat Lil' Dinah
The Papillonian fairy
As she ventured further crying pearly
Tear drops inside the labyrinth
Missing Lil' fairy Dinah
Suddenly tiny doors appeared inside
The hedges
Princess Alice Fairy could easily reach her
Head inside
But could however not venture through it
Came by a Red Knight riding a black
Stallion
Holding a Pin cushion
Pull of Pins and needles
"I say it isn't very difficult to enter
Through its eye"
Princess Fairy Alice explaining how she had lost her way last night
(Though it hadn't yet turned yesterday
Days kept interchanging
Monday for Wednesday
Tuesday for Thursday
January for October
April for December
So did delightful fruits
And flowers of trees as seasons changed
Autumn to rain
Summer to spring
Winter to autumn again
Such a funny place 'twas
To 'Puck' the rabbits delight
'Tseemed like years
For soon sometime
His eyes brilliantly
As it rolled like a dice
One black tother white
Instead of glowing ruby embers
As a funny spate of freshet weathers refreshed topsy-turvy
Hopping mad Puck Rabbit Viceroy Butterfly)
Further explaining how her pet Papillonian friend Lil' Dinah
Had disappeared into strange Maguk hedge row labyrinth
The good red Knight stopped
Bending over down on his knees
Then hammering horse shoes upon hoof walls (palmar surface)
Of his Black stallion hooves
Said he to Princess Alice Fairy
"I always put a pair of lucky ones on my
Precious black stallion
Every next door till another one opens
Sweet Dreams or Night Mares
He takes 2 sides you know"
Then giving her a pin cushion
Full of Pins and needles said
"Behold here my damsel in distress
Take yee this silver needle
Only through its eye shall you enter
And find your lost pet Papillonian friend
Too"
The silver knight citing a hint from the Bible
He removed from his knapsack on his shoulders
And flipping pages religiously began reading from passage in Holy Bible
First he greeted his ally with a ceremonious display of friendship
Presenting her a 'Needle in a haystack!'
(Law based Salvation, everyone needed to follow 10 commandments)
Cardinal Butterfly Alice believing in true faith 'An Eye of Needle'
Though very despondent over losing pet Papillion Cat Dinah
Listened carefully to what Silver Red Knight had to say
Mathew 19:24 Jesus: "I'll say it again
It is easier for a camel to go through
The eye of A Needle than for a rich person
To enter the Kingdom of God"
Princess Alice Fairy thought the Red Knight
Had gone totally bonkers
He removing one from his pin cushion
Gave it sweetly to Princess Alice Cardinal Butterfly
And told her to keep
The rest safely
Princess Alice Fairy putting the pin-cushion
With pins and needles
Inside her pocket
Thought to herself
"However shall I enter through its eye?"
Yet she placed 'Eye of A Needle' down the dark
Garden hedge's lavender and grass
And tried to put her giant feet
Into an eye of nothingness
You wouldn't believe
For she believed
Red knight in shining silver armour
Took her right through
Inside the teeny tiny door of the hedges
In the mystifying labyrinth
The black stallion Night Mare
Soon had turned to Sweet Dreams!
When at the tother side
Princess Alice Cardinal Butterfly flew to little Fairy friend
Papillon Dinah
Busy sleeping in a cushion inside a hole
Of the chess hedged board
Strange labyrinth of dreams
Feeling very sleepy too
Yawning away her sleepy head!
Princess Fairy Alice folded her wings tother sides
Rested down below little nook
Joining her dreaming cat friend
In another hole nearby
Inside its comfy cushioned chamber
Surprisingly Fairy Alice fitted nicely inside
Like one in a golden cocoon
It also had an either down of feathers
And a soft pillow cushion full of stuffed feathers
Princess Alice Fairy soon dreamt herself a goose bird
With feathers of gold
Whilst busy counting sheep
Though the golden goose had her face
Upon it instead of a beak
When a unicorn and a lion approached her
Princess Fairy Alice goose was terrified
However the talking Lion very politely
Touching Fairy Alice upon her dainty shoulder
Before her proudly said
"A golden feather for my crown
May I have one?"
Lo! However he stuck fast to her like glue
Princess Alice Fairy thought she acted like a goose
When another talking white unicorn
Behind the talking Lion approached her
"May I have one golden feather for my horn
To decorate it"
"Quiet a loon!"
Princess Alice Fairy exclaimed
"A feather for his horn?"
Whilst he too got stuck to the Lion
Then came by a duck, fawn, dodo, owl
And a lory
"May we have one too!"
All joining the queue
Whilst Princess Alice Fairy in her sleep began counting sheep
All begging her for a single golden feather
All even sheep too got stuck to
Princess Alice Fairy the golden goose
"I guess" said she to herself
In the end
"I'm not an ordinary goose girl
But a golden one"
Feeling very proud by funny goose chase
She continued
"For the feathers on my head
Are purely golden"
Thence awakening from the ridiculous dream
Still falling into another stupor
Princess Alice Fairy dreamed again
Returning to the same silly chain of events
The hedge doors in the strange labyrinth
The red knight in silver armour
The two sided horse
And the silver needle of the magic pin cushion
Princess Alice Fairy turning to a golden goose
The majestic lion
The white unicorn
Duck, fawn, dodo, owl, lory and sheep
Though now some more were
Added to Queen Alice Fairy Goose on her golden plumage
A Gryphon, sea walrus, golden gibbon
Few eaglets, a crab and a lobster even a whale
The queue never ended
Getting longer and longer
The same dream over and over again
Adding more and more animals
Till finally A Red Queen
Gave her a poke with one of her pointy pins
"How dare"
Said she to poor Princess Alice Fairy Goose
"I thought I'd lost my magical pin cushion"
Then POOF! She disappeared
Awakening Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
From her stupor like dream sleep
Remembering the wise hint
Of feathers, manes, horns, wings, beaks and limbs
That formed like a gilded framework
Upon the top of the labyrinth maize
That read
"Proudly we declare feathery winged Alice Goose Princess
Our fairy shall lead us to Paradise Portcullis
Now we stick to her as if we were Queen Midas Golden Fleece friends"
But Princess Alice Butterfly still had
A rather large drop of blood trickling
From the place where Red Queen had
Pricked her
She felt like an Arrow pierced a heart
"Cupid pies often plunge
Sometimes right through hearts!"
Princess Alice Fairy reminisced
Thinking of her Knight Admiral Butterfly Prince Englebert
She always thought about him often
(His handsome furrow of brow
Looked so dear though he always fretted and worried
And rich French beard he sported)
Stroking Lil' Papillon friend
Her cat Dinah
Awoke her from her dreams
In the strange labyrinth of Slumber land
At the end Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
And Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Had a little pillow feather fight
Till it broke and all
One saw was
'Feathers Feathers Feathers
In a feathery Maguk Dream World'
THROUGH MAGNIFICIENT MAGNIFYING LENS
AND THE GARDEN OF LIVE FLOWERS AND INSECTS
A rich Colonia's or Cologne colony of flowers emerged
Catkins and dog flowers like Snapdragons
Opened their ear bud blossoms
(Like one opens dog or cat ears on a story book
Much before I spoke about)
Suddenly it began to drizzle
From much below reaching right to the top
Of topsy-turvy Maguk garden
Surrounding it like a mist of a halo crown
Salty water instead of clear raindrops
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy wondered why?
As she and Lil' cat Papillon Dinah got drenched
From head to foot
In salty water
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Soon found herself growing tiny again
Along with Lil' Papillon cat Dinah
As they entered garden gates
Of a strange magical magnifying lens
I guess made people, insects, flowers, houses and creatures tiny
Fluttering her fleshy red wings with black polka dots
Along with fairy Lil' Papillonian Dinah Pinky-inky blue ones
They were curious specimens
Of a strange magic laboratory
Called "MAGNIFICIENT MAGNIFYING LENS"
With a Garden of Live Talking Flowers
Lady Rose
Sweetly sixteen thoroughly enjoying
Her bulbs of fancy and ageless charms
Such exquisite beauties
Unsurpassed all others
In Maguk flora and fauna world
Through boundless centuries and ages
By their well know beauty wiles
Said she
As youthful maid of honour to
Madame and Monsignor Sunflower
They going on 18
"Lethargy you know
Makes me reel
Before the sun
My glossy red rose petals
Are always counting beads of the rosarium
I pray for peace all the time
I do hope with lively animation
Dear God would grant my petition
More energy to consume and conserve
I suppose the earth and its resources
It would be a Bargain"
Madame Sunflower sadly retorted
"Why it's always raining here
Tears from sodden earth's crust above…."
Monsignor Sunflower completed
"Whilst we enjoy our scenic panorama
The sky below us
And we on top"
Madame Sunflower continued
"Yet shine us gloriously
Our Turnsoles always turning to His Magnificence
So supremely like an Orange Marmalade Duke
Even faces of sister Heliotropes
That turns so that it faces him jubilantly"
Both in unison exalted glorious sun exclaiming
"He burns us rapturously
Till our hearts melt out
What we say beautifully
In words
Too harsh to condemn it
All what is soft and sweet and nourishing
Like the bitter tears of rain
Yet though we enjoy constantly falling upon us
Thus reaping her benefits"
Princess Alice Cardinal fairy
Wondered whether the salty drizzle
From the top of sodden earth's crust
Was all about the tears she cried
"'Tmight have caused a Cloud Burst"
She sighed
"Why down here
All the time"
Replied Jacintha the Peony
Tulip and Delilah the Dahlia
Shaking together heads in agreement
Sang in a chorus like a beautiful choir
Singing melodiously and mellifluously smelling
Of rich perfumes and Scents
"Tears are falling here all the time
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain
Telling what fools we've been
So many of them shed salty brine
Over our poor heads
Some of us even have to cover it
With veils
Called Glass Houses
So all we do is play in our
Nurseries all day
As the gardener comes here
Once a while with green thumbs
All of them
He has a magic talent
Taking to us
And removing all our dead weeds
And leaves"
The Rose Maiden counting
Her rosary beads delighting
In their musical tweets went on to comment
"O' remarkable I must say
To care so thoughtfully
Full with precision
Never a drop of water
Or a shovel of mud
Falling downward the hoe"
"As upward we've grown
Our lovely grass roots
Sprawling rustic countryside
Much before we were born
Just pollen seeds
By pollination
Y'know by wind, birds
And bees and butterflies
Even "Attichoes"
"We all fall down
Noses and our crowns
Transferred we to all spots
Of this beautiful Paradise"
"Water like a blessing keeps trickling on us
Till we really understand the meaning
Of spreading pollen and pouring love like raindrop blossoms everywhere we grow
Aren't we proud of all those pearly teardrops and green thumbs!"
Said the Daffodils to the
Haycinths in their tête-à-tête
Whilst they retorted to Princess Alice
Cardinal Fairy's questions one by one
At a time
Getting much curiouser and curiouser
Princess Alice Fairy
With Lil' Papillon cat Dinah
Purring most deliciously
At such stupendous delights
All the time at such lively friends
Of the Talking Garden
"Making Hay whilst the sun shines"
She affirmed to herself
By such flower fairy tactics
Mewing fishily and dreamily
Little cat friend butterfly Dinah!
Fairy Alice couldn't resist but pluck
One of their blossoms
A red rose with a bud for her hair
Nipped behind her ears
And one bright sunflower for
Lil' Papillon cat Dinah!
Butterfly Alice flitting above the air
Around the fairy circle of flowers
Made a bold and flowery statement speech
To all of flower friends
"The world 'ts all about 'Friendships!'
Big ships are big
Small ships small
But there is no ship divine
As sweet as 'Fleur-de-lis-ships'"
Till Greek lived for long years
So did they in funny upside down Maguk kingdom
Live flowers and also talking insects as you will see and hear about
By Princess Alice Fairy in the story under a strange magnifying lens much below
'Lived like Kings or Queens and died like legends'
Princess Alice Cardinal Butterfly wondered since
She had turned so small
As well Lil' Papillon cat Dinah
Somebody needed
To see them through strange
Magic magnifying lens
For the world here
Had strange Bumble bees, butterflies
Rocking sea horses, large locusts like
Demons even hover-flies and hornets
You could clearly see without a flaw
Their every hair and bristle
She had a strange conversation with
A grasshopper grig
Since he seemed to jump close by her
"Mister Grasshopper green"
Said Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
"You always are so pliable
Do you touch skies often?"
"Well" said he
"I try to
You should watch my friend
The frog he too jumps as high
Almost touching clouds
We have a competition
Long Jump, Triple Jump, High Jump and Pole Vault"
"Then what about Javelin throws?"
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy enquired
"Those Bumble Bees
As they throw stings around them"
"And sprinting?"
He replied "'Ts done by fastest Drones
And Dragon flies
In the air I suppose"
He also shared with Princess Alice Fairy
Some information
About curious Walking stick races
"Whatever could you mean
By walking stick races"
Princess Cardinal Fairy Alice
Asked green Grasshopper grig
Further animating his speech
Pointed out to a group of
Outrageously strange walking stick insects
Resembling twigs green and brown
Some brilliantly coloured and others
Conspicuously striped
Many with spectacularly beautiful wings
While other resembling little more than a stump
Number of them having spines and tubercles on their bodies
Ranging in sizes from tiny, half an inch long
To formidable thirteen inches
He mentioned
"Great Phobaeticus Kirbyl of Borneo the first
A giant stickler of a stick insect king
Over 21 inches with its legs outstretched
Making them world's longest insects!"
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Thought to herself curiously
"Just like static electricity I suppose
Rubbing a balloon on your head
Or dragging your feet on carpet
A comb to hair
Such strange walking cane stick insects
Like canes to a twig
Do they of course stick quite statically!"
Continuing their racy witted discourse of tongues
And tongue twisting…..names
One could hardly pronounce or learn their strange spellings
Those he read out
Using his funny Granpaw weed glasses from
His Insecto' logy dictionary
Spur-Throated Grasshopper
Melanoplus bivittatus
Dissostiera carolina
Gryllus texensis
Snowy Tree Cricket
Oecanthus fultoni
Stictocephala bisonia
Pterophylla camellifolia
Mantis religiosa
Actias luna
European Cabbage Butterfly
Artogeia rapae
Spring Azure
Celastrina ladon
Large Wood Nymph
Cercyonis pegala
Silver-Spotted Skipper
Epargyyreus clarus
Red Admiral
Vanessa atalanta
Least Skipperling
Ancyloxypha numitor
Pterourus glaucus
Danaus plexippus
Apantesis Tiger Moth
Apantesis phalerata
Sheep Moth
Hemileuca eglanterina
Underwing Moths
Catocala relicta
Hummingbird Clearwing
Hemaris thysbe
Woolly Bear Caterpillar
Pyrrharctia isabella
Latrodectus mactans
Argiope aurantia
Family lycosidae
Achaearanea tepidariorum
Agelenopsis aperta
Large American Mosquito
Gallinipper
"Weight lifting too….?"
Princess Alice Fairy further questioned green Grasshopper grig
"By ants and lady bugs
Carrying they bread crumbs
And polka dots with large palettes
Easels and paint brushes"
"I could go on and on"
Said the Green Grig to
Dear Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Fairy Alice marvelling at such
Surprising descriptions
Watching beautiful insects
As though they all were in a strange
Magnifying lens of a telescope
She too shut inside quite nicely
Being examined by a laboratory of experimenters
"So tiny yet so big and beautiful"
Princess Alice fairy thought to herself
Before she left the place
Of the Insect Kingdom
She along with Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Was invited for rides
By some of the rocking sea horses
That flew, one buzzing bumble bee
Even green grasshopper too
Princess Alice Fairy along with Lil' Papillon
Cat Dinah had never
Enjoyed them so much before!
As the famous phrase goes
Do as Roman's do!
Fluttering, flitting
Dancing, leaping, weaving
Magukcally just as they
In and out intriguing office chambers
Amiable clouds firths cajoling
That blue blue mesmerising skies down below
Busily invented
The pink bunny's eyes from black and white turned to purple haze
She wondered if at all
She would find the little key
To open one of Silver thimble
Upturned valise houses
Of Queen of Tarts and hearts
The ones she saw when she fell
Into strange Maguk well
With Lil' Papillon cat Dinah
A little robin tweeted
High above a branch on a cherry tree
Thence coming to the grass below
Removing from muddy dirt
A tiny key
He hopped towards tiny dainty Princess Alice
Cardinal Fairy and little Dinah cat Papillon
As if he read her mind
And said to Princess Alice Fairy
"Here you can use it
Mind you don't
Try to rob anything
You see
Or the owners shan't be very pleased"
Princess Alice Butterfly quite cheesed off
By the poor Robin
Replied quiet haughtily
"Y'see dear Mister Robin
I never steal maybe once only a five rupee
Or a ten sometimes from Mummy
When I needed a boiled sweet
Or a lolly"
Then taking the little key
The little Robin Red Breast
Held in his tiny beak
Thanking him immensely
Asking him to forgive
Her short spurt of anger
Fairy Alice went toward the myriad
Of flickering lights
Like a queen's necklace
Around a city
The sea of glistening pearls shone below
Beside the little lamps burning brightly
Along the edges of the waves on top
She thoroughly x-raying fairy like scenario
Chose one little dainty house
Right at the end of wharfs shore side
Along grains of sand
"It might be so little… tiny specs of sand
As one viewed through lenses of a magnifying glass"
She thought to herself
"Even through an eye of a needle
Grains of sand could easily enter"
As she opened the quaint thimble door
The upturned thimbles
The tiny key went through the lock easily
Even though if she tried to see through
The key hole
She would have seen into it quite clearly
As she had tried to do so
Before entering
With Lil' Papillon cat Dinah
The tiny little room
Had so many things
Stacked neatly inside you name it
From mugs to buckets
Crayons and colour pencils
Water colours, colour palettes, palette knives and paints
"I guess there must be Artists
Living down here"
She saw easels and paper pads
Acrylic tubes as well oil pastels
And oil paints
Then curious Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Saw a strange hunched woman
Sitting on a spindle
Inventing strange magical fibres
Princess Alice Cardinal Butterfly thought to herself
"Is she a witch?"
She was a Lady bird
The hunch you see was because
A strange shell of polka dots
Bright red distributed on it
"Are you an artist?"
Princess Alice Fairy went on questioning
The strange little bug
She had a long paintbrush in other hands
"Oh My Dear!" she said
'I only paint butterfly wings
Whilst tattoos my neighbour Bee stinger makes
They're rather painful I suppose
I wouldn't mind painting your wings too
My friend
What would you like flowers instead of spots
Or leaves instead of stripes
Lines and waves
Also do I draw just like Solomon Says
You see…….
Find ten types of leaves
Different and unique
Or ten types of flowers
So on and so forth
Here I find wings of ten types of butterflies
And ten types of moths to colour
My Moth friend helps in making cocoons of silk
So many beautiful little moth wings
As with my spindle I weave them even more beautifully
Whilst the spider friend has a habit of weaving for disaster
He loves winged things and finds them delectable
Venture with Precaution"
Cautioning Fairy Alice she went on to explain….
"You'll find as you move further from this little house
Right thither skies
His many alluring webbed castles
So my dear tendril
Be on your tentacles and tenterhooks
It would be a shame
For two of you poor dears
To fall into his beguiling traps!"
Once more alerted Princess Cardinal Alice Fairy and
Lil' Papillonian Dinah her cat
Before they left her little silver thimble 'Home sweet Home'
Into wilderness beyond
Fairy Alice keeping one of her intriguing magical crayons
After asking her permission waved her goodbye
And flittered a little further with her cat pet Papillon Lil' Dinah
However Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Decided to not go any further
With Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Lest the Spider consume
Their beautiful wings
Along with it they too
However Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy with Lil' Papillon Dinah
Felt very curious to enter two small
Cantonment camps of office thimbles
Laying Side by side upturned valise kingdoms
Of strange and funny Maguk world
The first funny camp of Carpenter Bees named
'The Xylocopinae'
These little thimble houses were fully made of wood
Funny thimbles like that
Sheltered little carpenter Bees
"That's why they're named carpenters I suppose"
Said Princess Alice Fairy to herself
"No honey only wood everywhere"
Princess Alice Fairy eyeing inside their carpentry wooded offices
Inside the cantonment camps
Said to Lil' Papillon Dinah her cat
"Not a single honey hive anywhere
Quite a Capital wood carpenter Bee of an insect!
"Pheww……
Thank goodness they're not carpenter ant termites"
Cardinal Fairy Princess Alice sighed to Lil' Dinah her Papillon cat
Further were the second cantonment camps
Of upturned thimble tents looking like
Leaves stitched together
Funny upside down houses
Many of them Princess Alice Fairy saw nearby
Funny Maguk gardens of forest backyard glens
Imagine a kingdom ruled by a Queen
Surrounded by servile workers
Placing her needs beyond everything else
And soldiers who fiercely defended her territory
That existed in arboreal world of a Maguk backyard
Fairy Alice ringing a funny bell of the door post
With words 'Tailor Ant Weavers'
Delicately hand written upon Door Name Plate
Entered a kingdom made up of miniature
Tree dwelling creatures
Called Weaver Ant's
Two soldiers holding sharp arrow head spears
Crossed them before they
Let Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy and Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Enter into tail lit lamps funny tents
Of Tailor Ant's kingdom
Asking her most curiously
"What brings you here?
Our kingdom of upturned leaf valises"
Princess Alice Fairy spoke brilliantly
Whilst Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Much petrified
By foreboding ant strangers
Wondered how Fairy Alice
Ever tried making friends out of such strange insects
Princess Alice most curious to see how they wove
Leaves into such magnificent
Upturned valise house thimbles
Said to the glistening guards
Dressed in leaf loin cloths
More or less like
Little apache Indians
"I have seen tailors
In our earth kingdom
First he measures with his measuring tape
Along curvy waists
Or voluptuous hour glass figures
Even fat and obese gentlemen
Thin as reeds and muscular as steeds
For their
Curious orders
Of gowns, tuxedo tails coats
House pyjamas or pleated petticoats
With hems, flounces, swirls and fancy lace trimmings
How he cuts on paper
Thusly precisely using his paper drafts
Stitches he on fabric
Then skilfully cuts he with his eye glass
And scissors
Stitching each portion of cut cloth
Hands, bust, torso and limb
Like fitting a puzzle into frocks
Pants and dresses
Just like one balance
His body with a thumb
So do tailors dear Soldier Weavers
Could I see your tailors stitch?
Curious offices of upturned leaved thimbles
Ahem!"
The guards of Weaver Ants
Upon seeing her as true connoisseur of arts
Gifted her a strange leaf
So articulate with many veins and stems
Branching into tiny ventricles and vestibules
Office chambers of one leaf anatomy
That they used to stitch into their valise tents
Welcoming them warmly inside their kingdom
Princess Alice Fairy and Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Now much relaxed for they knew
Ant weavers meant no harm
Were flabbergasted to see they
Stitching perfectly like little sewing
Machines
Leaves carefully stitched into
Small tent like parcels
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy and Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Whilst they venturing out again the kingdom
Of upturned leafy tents
Were surprised to be greeted
By a funny ventriloquist Cricket
Mimicking sounds of vibrating rain pellets
Thundering and lightning flashes
In a series of chirps and creaks
Tweets and chirrups
Under a cave that too
Was a solid upturned rock valise
On sandy mounds of a hill
Happy to hear his cheerful chirping
"Chirrup Chirrup"
Princess Alice Fairy and Lil' Papillon cat Dinah
Waved out goodbye
And a flying kiss
To the entertaining funny friend insect
Of strange wooden puppet Pinnochio
As he did his vibrations and noises
Guarding them from predatory creatures nearby
With his strange receptors
Till they safely made their way out
The live garden of talking insects
All on a beautiful blue moons day!
But the moon had turned so very small
As tiny a blue moon cupcake
Or like one tiny blue grape capsule
Fairy Alice couldn't resist but just taste
A bit of it
Lo! She grew to her size once again
The size same as the
King of Hearts and Queen of Tarts!
Whilst the funny capsule of a moon
Just about like a blood red host
Grew its same size again!
THE MANICURED GARDEN OF ROSES
AND THE LOBSTER QUADRILLE SONG
'BEAUTIFOOOL SOOOUPP'
Further as the story begins
On the strange manicured lawns
Of the black and white chess-board grass
The King of Tarts and Queen of Hearts
Here once again exchanged their strange hats
Thusly do-offing with those
"Hallo Good Evening or Hallow Good Morning!"
Instead of punishing
Their participants
"Off with your heads!" "Off with your heads!"
Neither did Knave of hearts
Steal strawberry tarts
They just grew in plentiful on the trees
Like juicy apples and pears!
As for the cards jousters of spades and hearts
One and two busy painting white rose's red
They took time painting red roses white again
For the Queen of Tarts
Made sure they matched her hat
As she exchanged it with the King of Hearts
Hearts for tarts
And tarts for hearts!
Well suited their titles for the day
So exchanged they
A red one for white
Sometimes a white one for red
Never did they ever argue
In the court of sentences
For the strange land
Had no rules to break hearts (called Heart Breaks)
Or declare cruel half baked sentences to be heard
Only full and thorough ones (sentences covered in sesame as they rolled)
Princess Alice Fairy found soon high tide rolled into the croquet lawn
And upon a razor edged rock
Appeared a tortoise turtle and a lobster
Said the Tortoise to the Lobster
Dancing a waltz in a Lobster Quadrille
To lilting thrums
Of gentle waves drumming
Hand in hand
Two by two crabs and sea whelks
Swords and whales
Crayfishes and oysters
Danced they in moonlight
Till at last fell all in an alphabet soup
Crying they Lobster to Turtle and Tortoise
"B E A U T I F U L S O O O O U P P!"
"B E A U T I F O O O L S O O O U P P
So rich, creamy and full
In our bowls of lather and froth
That cups ne'er seems to run dry
With fried croutons like rocks inside to mop
Flag poles and white crested curtains
Crabs, whales, walruses
Penguins, seals and stars
All mixed together in its broth
Inside a black cauldron pot
For BEAUTIFOOOL SOOOOUP
Of the evening
BEAUTIFOOOL SOOUUP
As waves soothe into lilting melodies like a song
Gnashing, gnarling and crashing
Waves with surf lather froth
Salty brine mixed fishy tails, fins, gills and flippers
Of electric eels shocks and currents
Whilst party of funny spectators
Inside its broths
Called rocking boats and mammoth ships like drums
Ferrying across
With silly binoculars and measuring compasses
Called 'Mariner's'
To their astonishment
We proving to much their entertainment
Thusly exchanged our seats adorably
As sailors do off hats 'Hallo Good Friend'
Playing musical chairs willingly
One on each other side
Placed itself in a line
Till slowly all starts diminishing
Sitting upon chairs its silly creatures one by one
Only now two remain
Musically ends our menu card
Shale's, planktons, scales even feathers
Pretty sea anemones, bladder wracks, Quails, pelicans
Cormorants, storks, cranes and sometimes
Drakes, ducks, herons
Sing 'quack quack', 'buck buck'
'Oink oink', 'kraaaank', 'trrrrkk'
'Chi-ca-go'
Mind you they
Don't come in our way
Cautioning out loudly
As their music, horns, whistles and bleeps
Singing blindfolding and boldly
Music enchantingly
Thence fair and square game brings
Musical Chairs
Surprisingly to a standstill
Music Stops!
All blares, horns, whistles chirps and tweets
Altogether at once!
Waltzing two by two in pairs
Now only one of us remain
Upon one Golden Throne
In soup of evening
'BEEAAUTIFOOOL SOOOUUP'
Beautifully stiff
Stiff as foam or lather
Repeat we 'BEEEAUTIFOOOL' 'BEEEAUTIFOOOL' twice
For such rare ingredients fall
In a black soup bowl
We squirm, flap, swish
And we hide!
Inside our flavoured Maguk soups!"
After darkened centre stage curtains folded
The topsy-turvy sky's horizon
Its actors once again exchanged places
And now spotlight on a gryphon and walrus!
A GRYPHON AND WALRUS TO PRINCESS FAIRY ALICE
A gryphon and walrus being close companions
Revealed to Princess Alice Butterfly a few sea secrets
As Gryphon like a stage host
On sea blue grey horizon continued
Grandiloquently to their spectators
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy and Lil' Papillon cat Dinah
Much like a teacher minister talking on a microphone
"Lessons we learnt at school
Uglification and beautification
Demotion and Promotion
Peeling for peals of claps by seals
Writing for writhing fish out of water
Scrolling for rolling like mice fishes a new one we found
Reeling for being caught hook line and sinker
In net with worm baits"
The walrus clapping his flippers
Went on to relate as fast as fastly speaking in a
Series of raps………
(Arrision-addition of fishes, surraction-subtraction of wishes,
Diresion-division of seas, mullplication-multiplication of fishes and pumpernickel Loaves, whaling- whales of a time, steeling- oysters with sterling string of pearls
Shaleing- with weighing scales, spaylling- with spade and a bucket sand castles of Course even shoaling, shelving-shoals or schools of fishes
Dwooling, drawling-doodling, drawing, drooling, crawling
Ambition, detraction- ascension and dissention of fish tails, crab feet on ladders
And funny seaphonies-phunny symphony mutilation for words!)
So on and so forth"
Then the walrus extravagantly recited
An awesome poem
Exclusively for Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
What he learnt at sea-school
With a bow and curtsy said he to dear Princess Alice Fairy and Lil' Dinah pet cat Papillon
THE WALRUS AND THE CARPENTER
"Carpenter Carpenter"
Did the walrus one day
With his soft and mellow voice
Supplicate
An earnest request
Few though not too many
Curious questions for a carpenter
That he composed without restraint
In a secret sea scroll
(As he went on further to explain….
With a flap of flippers and tails
Soft whistles, barks and rasps)
Can you Chisel the icy waves
Can you Hammer the ruby sails
Can you Saw the flipper fish
Can you Scrape the eels on wheels
Can you Crush like jaws of a shark
Or Bellow like a Snipe fish trumpet
Can you Drill into the sand with boat propellers just like a lobster
Can you play like a crab your pliers and tongs
Just like that
Can you mirror the sea and its cupboard?
Of silly toy creatures under the ocean floor
Can you with your chisel chisel?
An icy sleet to a fleet of ships
Unlike wind bow or oboe can you pluck?
With shilly tweezers
Strings of carp or bass
Instead with your probes can you play prawns?
Sea splinter notes
Can you varnish like squids cephalopod ink
And turn icy waters inky blue
Can you with your mallet catch fish like a flathead mullet?
As she pounds after them in a bullet hammer chase
Thief and police!
Can you rock like a hobby the sea horse?
With his snout the whale exhaled water from its spout like a
Fountain though
With jaws the shark snapped
And cracked the sea into icy shards or thongs
With saws the carpenter fish sawed away
With his mouth the sword fish played
Deep under the sea jar
And the hammer makes him stammer
The hammerhead shark
Clout and tanner did the trout fish play
Along with carps, clams, oysters and mussels
The bellow fish's bellows sounded a bellow of rage
Still and varnished manner the
Black inky squids released cephalopods
To turn icy waters inky blue
Silvery grey the ebullient star fish arms
Along with eight tentacles of the busy octopuses
Dilating and contracting
Danced upon the frothy waves
Measure for measure
Whilst herrings couldn't escape the mullet chase with their flathead
Mallets a game of croquet
The mallets of course won!
Whilst the crab like an engineer used
His tongs and many pliers to unscrew his cap
The electric eel did spark plugs
Currents as high 860 volts as he jolted under the sea
And sailed his fins like a snake beneath
With his wheels on wheels
Whilst with their whiskers plied their sails
Walruses, seals, penguins and dolphins
And the rocking sea horses carved way
Their hobby's to and fro
Along the sandy shores
Brown and wooden
Sodden and hidden
Both the walrus and the carpenter
Mended
The chairs and tables
With bellows and winds
Rocks and cradles
With scales and rhythms
Cupboards and rocking horses
With gills and fins
Clams and tussles
With tassels and tentacles
Nails and hinges
With shells and mussels
Doors and locks
With bars and stars
Meshes and screws
With clicks and barks
Barbells and knobs
With swords, tails and scabbards
As the sea played with its sea creatures
Chiselled the icy waves
Hammered the ruby sails
Sawed the flipper fish
Scraped the eels on wheels
Crushed like jaws of a shark
Bellowed like a snipes tubular snout
Drilled into the sand with propellers like a lobster
Played with a crab his pliers and tongs
Just like that
Mirrored the sea and its cupboard
Of silly toy creatures under the ocean floor
Chiselled a fleet of ships upon an icy sleet
Unlike wind bow or oboe plucked
With shilly tweezers
Strings of carp or bass
Instead with probes played with prawns
Sea splinter notes
Varnished the icy waters inky blue
Like squids cephalopod ink they released
With mallets under reefs played with flathead mullets
That went in and out with their baits
A game of croquet!
Rocked like a hobby the sea horse
"Now it's our turn"
Said proudly the shore to the walrus and the carpenter
Deep down below the tumultuous waves
They clashed against rocks as sharp as saws!
(Breaking bubbles and splashing happily
Its billows, murmurs, wails and gnashes
With foamy and frothy exuberance)
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy clapping her hands gleefully
Exclaimed to the old walrus graciously
"Quite a tear jerker!"
The old fellow gratefully flapping his flippers
Dived down the deep sea furling unfurling
Viciously at jagged grey slate board like rocks
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy reaching a conclusion
Continuing the episode of old walruses story
Recited a stanza
To dear Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
With succession of waves rolling at an alarming rate
Whilst blue grey skies turned orange
And from deep down under reverberated echoes
Of thunderous applause for dear old Sea Walrus and Princess Fairy Alice!
"Now with commas, full stops
Semicolons and exclamations
That kept conversational balls rolling again
The judge and jury were punctuations of course!
Nobody ever
Committed a peccadillo!
But spellings like shillings for shellings
Tea for Mad Hatters, Weasels, March Hares and Dormice
Sea for sea shells, sea urchins
And sea horses of course!
Flower folks exchanged stamen spikes
For fairy's wands and coronets
Whilst fairies exchanged wings
For Cheshire puss's grins
No more did they frown
In this strange dimension
But smiled just like Cheshire cat grins
Though he vanished
His funny sliver of a crescent laugh
Hung upside down
Called "Fairy Grin""
PRINCESS ALICE CARDINAL FAIRY
MEETS PRINCESS FLOWER FAIRY
ASTER JILL
AND
CONCLUSION
Thus soon many followed
Down the winding stair
Of well deep and hollow
Far from a place so false and fickle
So shallow and sombre
In strange Maguk well
By own free will
At their own peril though
Everything and everyone
Who wished to see what hidden treasures lay beneath
Sank and drowned
Not even a pin remained
Of their fancy cloaks, hems and pin cushions
All of them followed Cardinal fairy butterfly
Guiding them like a Saint
The Fairy Alice Butterfly
And her Papillon pet cat Lil' fairy Dinah!
Thus they delighted
From benighted a core of earth's crust
To a learned realm far beyond
A Magical wonderland
Far beneath a deep hole yonder
Seven seas and seven continents up above
In a hidden dimension
No one ever dreamt about
Or even knew existed
Not even a fly
Till it fell inside
And with it all others
The sages, soldiers
Saints, martyrs
Priests and nuns
Even prisoners behind gaol bars
Beneath a deep hollow
Maguk well
To a kingdom so fruitful
Truthful, precious and rare
Ever so good and nice
That with my pen and threadbare brush
I jot down and colour!
The pink rabbits eyes from a violet purple hue
Changed to yellow and orange jelly stones!
As he scrambled away with the
Princess Alice butterfly
Down the upside down valley
Where the sun set upside down
It's yellow yolk 'Sunny side up'
Funny if you can imagine one like that
Below tother side skies hem
Land on top to begin with again!
Whilst daisies with white petals
Slept at morn'
Opened eyes wide at midnight
Smiling at Cardinal Fairy and her cat Papillon
Sweet Lazy Daisies!
Don't you forget dear Princess Fairy Alice's sister Aster
(Her true name Jill
For she turned into a flower fairy as she entered into the magic realm
Weaving daisy chains and garlands)
She too flung into
Strange Maguk well
Reading her book without any pictures or conversations
"O' so boring" Fairy Alice complained
"Not now though my dear Jill
Shall we fly with pink blue glossy beautiful wings
In a picturesque scenery
Where rivers babble
Inconsistently
Gurgling brooks, giggling rock pebbles
Beneath translucent waters
Just like human jabber
This one's pleasant though and reminds us of fickle tittle-tattle
Without any malice or judging
Purportedly with an intent to hurt
Only funny rumours to make you laugh
About strange people in a strange land of course
Once again
The land and sea on top
Whilst skies below it
Down a spiral starry stairway beneath
That beheld "Koh-I-Noor's"
Chunky and precious ones
Under strange Maguk well
The blue blue skies beheld
Deep yonder turquoise teal
Sea bed glistening pearly waters"
THE CENTUAR AND MINOTAUR BUTTERFLIES
Princess Alice butterfly with Lil' Dinah her Papillon cat
Finally reached a bull arena
Of Centaur horse winged butterfly
Fight a Minotaur bull horned butterfly
Looking at both of them quite thoroughly
Thought to herself
"What's love got to do with it?
If hate gets better hold of you"
Princess Alice Cardinal fairy with Lil' cat Dinah
Sighed rather sadly for
The centaur horse seemed to be rather friendly
Wishing no harm to anyone
Or anything
Whilst the bull Minotaur butterfly with horns
Was looking to lock horns
Charging now fiercely and madly
Princess Alice Cardinal fairy did wish she could
Do something to help the poor Centaur horse butterfly
And wishing so much
Feeling rather hopeless
She saw Prince Englebert Admiral rush into the scene
Wearing his 'traje de luces'- jacket and knee length trousers of silk
Richly embroidered in gold and silver
With beads of turquoise and pearls
With spear in one hand and a mace in the other
Then tackling the Minotaur horned bull butterfly
At arena with his pointed spear sword
Brandishing a Muleta cape
Alongst with friendly horse centaur butterfly
They aimed right at buttering Minotaur so fiercely and wildly
That the poor thing raging mad
Flew right into the skies till he reached a bulls eye
Somewhere down below
It was a dot and all circles enlarging around its hypnotic eye
Finally disappeared into the immense stellar void
Into nothingness
The Centaur so grateful to Prince Admiral Englebert
Bowed low and with a curtsy
Deemed him Prince of all creatures
In Maguk Kingdom
Princess Alice Cardinal fairy along with Lil' Dinah her pet butterfly
Clapped hands whilst amongst rest of creatures
Applauses and encores
Thundered amongst the echoing valleys
And rivers down the mountain peaks
Right into the chasm of blue spell
Of clouds of Maguk Skies!
ADMIRAL ENGLEBERT PROPOSES PRINCESS ALICE CARDINAL FAIRY
At last Prince Admiral Englebert surprised
Dear Princess Alice Cardinal fairy
With her green parrot Alexander the Great
Calling out
"VICTORY SWEET VICTORY!
Princess Alice! craaaakkwkkk craaaakkkwkk
Jolly good! Jolly good! Dear Cardinal Alice
Long live our fairy Queen Cardinal Alice
And fairy King Admiral Englebert!"
Once again
"Craaaakkwkk!"
As if he memorised those words like a pure Gentleman
Prince Admiral Engelbert proposed
Gifting his sweet Valentine Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
A blue cameo 'Time Clock'
Showcasing her the sky and its
Constellations
Anytime she wished to see it on top
Instead of down below
She wore upon her neck
And of course presented her
With another 'Cinderella' glass shoe
The 'left shoe'
Upon a Pink velvet cushion
Princess Alice Fairy thrilled beyond measure
Joyfully removed her 'right Cinderella glass shoe'
Duchess Deep Velvet Purple Iris had gifted
From inside her apron pockets
Which were Magukcally large
Fitted both upon her dainty feet
Flitting down below turquoise skies
Clinking them happily together
Like Princess Dorothy did
Clicking Ruby shoes
In the Magic Wizard of Oz!
Triumphing they over powerful forces
Whilst Princess Fairy Alice's Sister Jill
The Aster flower fairy found
A stalwart star flower
Named Bruce Jasmine
To take care of her gardens
Growing beautiful blossoms and buds
Like Mary Mary Quite Contrary's little Rosarium
Dandelion puffs, daisies
Violets, peonies, carnations
Dahlias like wind flower wind mills
Chrysanthemums and Roses
Even shells of every type
Just turned up their noses
If you heard of shell fairies
Pretty sea shells down cobbled stones
Of Maguk well story
Inside its twisty garden pathway
Up above by the shore!
They wed in a church called
"Ringrungroll" where "Bells toll"
And surprisingly the bells were
Of invisible friendly muff of a mutt 'Snuggles'
From planet "SCRUFFMADELLIONPOUNDPUFFS"
That Princess Alice Fairy invented
This time as the bells rung peals of delightful
"Brinnnng Thrriinnng Drinnnng's
Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy along with her happy family
Saw the bright gates of luminous land far beyond
Opening, unveiling
'Eternity' I suppose
Once again we heard them toll
"Brinnnng Thrriinnng Drinnnng"
As cherubs greeted they joyous couples
Into a Kingdom far beyond
Finally glimpsed they the crown of Prince
Spreading stupendously wings of rarest jubilant King
"Christ Paradise Butterfly!"
END OF RAT RACES
The rat race and the Porpoises
One day together raced
Faster than a slow shell Ahem! In a little boat
Sailing by a "Fairy Grin"
Cheshire Pussy
A rat race with curvy tails
And porpoises with fishy tails splashed they them
Into it
Called Rat Races
Before the race 'twas commenced
Rang a rifle shot through
The glen and sea bed
The rats were known for competition
So stiff and bleak
Had they no rivals indeed
So black without any curtsies
Completely white washed
Swam the slow porpoises
In creamy froth and lather
Swishing tails once a while
To show nobody else mattered
Only ice and salt matter
That got inside eyes
Instead of envy and jealousy
While climbing to the top
For they believed it would mar vision
And refrain them seeing good things
The rat race and porpoises
Slow porpoises still succeeded
Completely victorious hooray!
Beat all of them sticky rats
As sometimes computer boards they display
One by one of course
Down the pavilion and salty waves
Just goes to prove
All rat races meet with disaster
Said Raven head writing desk Princess Alice Fairy
For cats pounded after them like rat catchers they
And Cheshire Puss sailing down the sky below just grinned
His Fairy Grin
"Whilst porpoises met slower deaths
Than usual rates"
Princess Fairy Alice agreed
"They preferred to absorb beauty
Even whilst they swam in deep dangerous waters
Like tortoises and March Hares
March Hares took time to stand and stare
Indulging they in long siestas beneath shady trees
Whilst they tortoises beat March Hares
Who show cased their offbeat talents
Proposing them to they they'd beat or even cheat to win
Even before races commenced they challenged
In an upbeat battle
Wayward downward down below
The skies like jewels hypnotised
Its stars and planets
And the sea bed glistened like pearls
Up the steep mountain precipice and cliffs
Did March hares and tortoises climb they
To finish their challenges"
"The tortoises they won the race
You may call it rat race or just
Time pass, leisure or simple pleasure
What is life without care
If you have no time to stand and stare
Said the solitary reaper
Down rivers and by hidden valleys
In a secret garden
Right down the spiral stairway
Of a hidden portcullis door
Heavens that gleamed from below
No more rat races
Said they! (Porpoises, Tortoises to Rats and March Hares)"
The pink rabbits yellow and orangey eyes
That shone jelly marbles turned frosty pink glazed again
TO ALL FAIRY ALICE'S READERS TRAVELLING TO
ETERNITY
"Maybe one day
They'd glisten all colours of heavenly rainbow
If you just wait and watch
Inside his secret garden door
In pairs of pink paws and bob tails
Little Puck's
Pink Bunny Viceroy Butterflies
Rainbow eyes peeping
Everywhere
Wherever tailed they
Whosoever with them
A kaleidoscope of Princess Alice Cardinal Fairies
Prince Englebert Admirals
Aster flower Mary's and Bruce Jasmines!
Merrily merrily
Rowing oars
Down the sky
Shinning up
"Hallellujah!"
Its bath tub
Of precious gleaming pearls
The Seashore upside
The whirlpool of a galaxy
Right down sinking eternally!
"ETERNITY"
'Where glorious morn'
Alighted down infinitely endless spiral
Glistening star lit stairway below!
We lie down and revel at its shiny opulence!"
"Twinkle Twinkle
Little bat
Now I know what you're at!
Down by the garden patio
Sipping tea again
With Mad Hatter funny clock tower face
Your dreamy cat wife
And an upside down Koh-I-Noor
Exquisitely cut and polished
Diamond to a Tee
'Twinkle Twink Twink'
'Twinkle Twink'
Sailing now our silly boats
Princess Alice Dreamy cat wife
To Prince Englebert Husband Bat
"Whilst fishes finish their swim
In tubs
Upside down galore you view
Funny bat husband
While me prinked up my tail
Wings and coat
In a cosy blanket of course
Of a cane basket"
Continuing the spiel of events
Princess Alice Dreamy Cat
Raising she a glass of wine
"We adamantly propose
White wine as we toast
What we see on clouds below
Are diamonds that shine
Like stars
Now we pickpocket in apron pockets
Purse and wallets
To us and ours
'Shilling Brilling Trilling'
Thrillingly our discourse
Sitting on pink chairs
Near a pink table
With pink candles dimly lit
Pink crabs and eels our guests
Lil' Dinah our Papillon Fairy Cat
As she pleases
To sit around our little tables
Now drilling forks pincers
Claws tails flippers
Into our plates with gusto"
Said bat husband Englebert
To dreamy cat wife Dear Alice
"I suppose 'ts night
We all look forward too preciously
As sailing by Cheshire cat
Grins spectacularly
And wins the race
A sliver of a fairy grin
With all of us
Upside down
Sailing inside
Magukcally appeared
Puck Pink Rabbit Viceroy popping his ears
Out of a his tall pink hat
A Magukcian Butterfly
With his own two tail pink tuxedo suit
And tall twisty pink hat he carries
Everywhere with twisted pink cane
And pink pocket watch in his pink waistcoat!
Prinked to Tee and Pink bob tails he
Lo! A jolly hint with a cue
Pink radishes cabbages beets rhubarbs
Hid inside pink pockets of his tail coats"
Indeed not very very late
Just in perfect times
Tweaking, twisting, twitching delightfully
His fur and whiskers
Now holding up the little pink pocket watch
From inside his waistcoat pocket
Declared he funny time
"55.11 O' clock"
As digits appeared magically by themselves
And remarked
"Now you must guess correct time
Way past soon 'twill tick
Easter Sunday
On the morrow
Then we shall meet again!"
Now both Princess Alice Dreamy cat wife
And Prince Englebert bat husband
Together twainly retorted
Twinkling stars in their eyes
"Goodbye Dear Readers
Do we part ways
Perchance we meet sometime again soon
In Maguk kingdom
Good, sweet, tall and perfect
Upside down though
Viewing now us
Topsy-turvy all erect and straight postured
Through upside-down
Pink bunny's pink Binoculars!"
Both they sighed
Exchanging 'Butterfly kisses'
Winking at each other
Thusly for everyone
A special bedtime prayer
"Our Father in Heaven
Hallowed be thy name!"
PARTING GIFT TO HER READERS
As Princess Alice Fairy loved
Bestowing small gifts to everyone
Her readers amazed by funny calculations
Of her wonderfully peculiar 'Time-clock'
Remember Prince Admiral Englebert had gifted her
An untimely timely Cameo clock
When it pointed "95.00 O' clock"
Its magic compass needles
That appeared magically displaying digits up to "100"
All clock faces had such in Maguk World
Even Viceroy Pink Rabbit's
Showcasing sky anytime on the top
Instead of down below
Sometimes a magnificent panorama of
Maguk galaxy constellations and starry skies tother side
She made one beautiful poem up
For her Day Time Readers and Night Time Knight Riders
Dressed in silver armours and sollerets
Rising up stirrups, mounting they saddles
Redoubled speed upon their silver ponies
Travelling in strange Maguk Kingdom!
Clapping her hands
Into a beautiful 'Namaste'
Fairy Alice mid air fluttering wings
Then with hands akimbo proceeded delightfully
To recite for her spectacular audience
"Tweedle Dums and Dees
Tweedle Dums and Dees
Revolted
With their bar bells and brand new rattles
Like a lightening flash in a pan
Sky below invented
Busy bees with silver stings
Wearing helmets steely blue, grey and white
Bodies' gold
Orange and yellow striped
Beyond blue skies
Thither below 'Maguk well'
Like a thunderous clap
Lightening struck chords
"Bzzubbb Bzzzubb Bzzubb
Great clangs and bashes"
Like shiny metal cymbals
Loud and clear gongs
"A sting for a sting
An eye for a stump"
They chorused together
In a bee choir
"Whatever do you mean by that?"
Princess Cardinal Fairy
Questioned busy humbugs
Humming bees
They replied zealously
Buzzing in the sky
"If you wish we could try
When your finger swells
A tear drop in your eye!"
Then leaving behind a
Funny sting on her ring
By the way I mean her little ring finger
"Ouch!"
Princess Alice Fairy
Yelped in pain
They without shame
Bent their steely hub caps
Like an army battalion
Infantry and brigade
As if ready for another great big battle
With brand new rattles
And bar bells
Like maces and bludgeons
With a spiky steel tail
A hive of bees
Disappeared into
A bee hive nest
Honey comb!
Poor Alice Cardinal Butterfly
Pondered to herself
"Would drone King
Make his splendiferous colony now
With Queen Honey Bee
'Larvae' full of bee sting babies
Feeding them 'Royal Jelly'?"
Curiouser and Curiouser
She poked her head to see
Inside a pistil of a flower
Like a straw of corolla cup
Now the Honey bee Drone
Tears mixed with dew and teal
Said he to Princess Alice Fairy
"I fear I may breathe my last"
Yet victorious to the end
As he fell and fainted
To the ground
Green grass below
Turquoise teal
Maybe the sea or sky
Topsy-Turvy
It just didn't matter anymore
To Drone King
Tweedle Dum
As he lay upside down
Whilst Princess Alice Cardinal fairy
Unabashed
With her pricked ring finger
Begged Queen Bee
Tweedle Dee
"May I have a drop of honey please?"
Lil' Kitty Dinah her Papillon pet
Grimaced
To Dear Princess Cardinal Fairy Alice
Whilst a big black ebony crow with burning ember eyes
Perched right atop her shoulder
Cawing "Chak Chak Caw Caw"
As if he lit the sky below
Like a tinder match
Lil' Dinah Kitty Papillon
Purring without a care
Mewed to Princess Fairy Alice
Delectably and sweetly
"Mewww Purr Mewww
I wouldn't mind a goblet
Of mellifluous honey tea as well!"
(As legend goes hearsay
Silver lime trees are covered
In downy hairs and slightly ribbed
Freya the goddess of Truth and Love
Owed her life to the Lime or Linden tree
Thusly etching itself into different beliefs
And traditions for different worlds
Anyone or anything that stood
Beneath the silver lime tree or Linden tree
Its twisty roots below it and heart shaped leaves above
Would be compelled to say truth
And never would say a lie again
Also known as the Tilia Tormentosa tree
Its silver lime tree nutlets and weeping flowers
Is a symbol of healing, luck, truth and love
Used in woodworking, perfumery and lime honey!)
Mad Hatter and Princess Alice Cardinal Fairy
Stood side by side to begin elocution
First Mad Hatter the clock Tower Man
Proceeded in reciting a poetry stanza on funny toasty bread butterflies
Of the continents of Maguk World
As he funnily bowed with sunny glare from below
Hitting straight at his spectacles with each a clock
On each different eye lenses a different time chimed without numbers
He went on long before these subcontinents fell
Into Maguk Well centuries ago A.D or B.C
One couldn't tell
Hitting below the belt (Equatorial belt called a spasm of Doldrums)
The others including Prince Admiral Englebert
Lil' Dinah pet Papillon cat and green parrot Alexander the great
Rang gusts of cheerful applauses and claps as they began elocution
To begin with Mad Hatter Clock Faced Tower Man……
"Poem on colours Chh Chang… Changes
Well you see white toasty people
They have two poles
North and south poles apart
One towards North American Subarctic
And one grows near the southern Isthmus of Panama
As you gravitate to such extremities
Of poles north and south
It is snowy and cold
Therefore toasty bread butterflies
Are not all toasty at all
Just snowy white
With colourful light eyes
Contrary wise Africa straddles the equator
Divided in almost two equal halves north and south extents
Is bounded all around by
Mediterranean Sea, Isthmus of Suez, Red Sea, Indian Ocean
And Atlantic Ocean
Most of continent
Lies in the tropics
Except for a large part of Western Sahara
Algeria, Libya and Egypt
Northern tip of Mauritania
Entire territories of Morocco, Ceuta, Melilla and Tunisia
Located above tropic of Cancer
In northern Temperate zone
In tother extreme southern Namibia, southern Botswana
Greater parts of South Africa
Entire territories of Lesotho and Eswatini
Southern tips of Mozambique, Madagascar
And various archipelagos
Located below tropic of Capricorn
Therefore being under constant gruel
Of the sun
Were considered totally toasty
Black and burnt
And hence black beautiful toasty bread butterflies
Well as Asian subcontinent
India forms a peninsula
Surrounded by water on three sides
High tide and low tides
Hot Light rises and Cool Heavy Drops
Vapour v/s rain
Fountains and rainfall
Hot humid and sunny
Towards northern tip
World's highest mountain range
The Himalayas
And towards south east
Bordered by Bay of Bengal
The southwest bordered by Arabian Sea
Therefore suits them
To be brown toasty butter flies
So beautiful and speckled
And so followed the
Zhōngguó of East Asia
Paler brown then brown
Following Japan, Korea, Russia, Africa
Europe, Australia and Antarctica
From paler to fair rosy cheeks
The seven continents
Further I illuminate below
Caucasus Mountains
Mountain ranges at the intersection
Of Asia and Europe
Stretching between Black Sea and Caspian Sea
Home to Mount Elbrus highest peak in Europe!
Australian sub continent
Tasmania, Island of New Guinea, the Anu Islands
The Ashmore and Cartier Islands
Most of Coral Sea
Whilst Europe second smallest continent
Caucasians white toasty bread butterflies
A large peninsula situated in Northern Hemisphere
Larger islands such as Iceland or British isles within UK and Ireland
Antarctica subcontinent
Earth's southernmost
Situated almost south of Antarctic Circle surrounded by Southern Ocean
Also known as Antarctic Ocean
Containing the geographic South Pole
Each following suite of colour changes
Chh Chang…… Denominations of a coin
'Heads and Tails'
We tossed rather toasted
Colours of all ethnics and races shuffled
Like a pack of cards!
HOORAY!"
Mad Hatter clock tower man then made Princess Cardinal Alice Fairy secondly to toe line
And recite poetry
One on one-Dear Elsie, Lacie and Tillie
Without even her starting to recite it
As she hesitated before she could begin her stanzas
He gave her generous 200 out of a hundred marks
Wasn't it so E.S.P…… a strange case indeed!
"errr….Dear Elsie, Lacie and Tillie…….."
Pinching her frock and bowing low a curtsy
Childishly Princess Alice began to rhyme on
"A song for three little girls
Who lived inside treacle well
Elsie, Lacie and Tillie
Tree (three) little words of a pun
I declare were little ELT sisters
Stood for an Elt tree Dryads that fell inside Magukcal well
Magukcally the Elt sisters
Were made of wood you see
And fed only on treacle molasses instead of caramel or honey
Even orange marmalade so nice and tasty
Didn't do much for their taste buds
Except for treacle molasses
The Elts now young and beautiful
Breathtakingly
Each viewed tother end kingdom
Of Marmalade, Honey and Caramel
For the people there didn't live on treacle molasses
"O'" sighed Elsie to Lacie and Tillie
"Shan't we die without our treacle?
As now you see there isn't much left
Within hem of our sprawling roots…. underneath the well where we dwell in
So should we try the
Bottle of marmalade, honey hive balls or caramel custard puddings
Mixed in nuts and raisins
Like the rest relish with fingers and lick till not a drop of it remains
"Never say die"
Said little Elt Lacie
And so did Elt Tilly declare
"It's only treacle nothing else would we feast upon"
So Magukcally in order for them to survive
Their magic tree began to dish out
Wearily to each of the three sister Elts Dryads
In portions of cups
With a Magukcal tap
That never ran out dry
Forever and ever be
They put each their cups
Filled only with
Treacle molasses and Treacle molasses and Treacle molasses
Said Elt sister Dryads to each another
"Our flowery urn cups
Petals and pistils filled fully to its brim
With green leafy cap lids
Whilst we stand tall amongst green tall blades of grass
So solemn and grimly"
Till it ended quite several universes
Multiverses and metaverses quite metaphorically!
Said Princess Cardinal Fairy Alice to Lil' cat Papillon Dinah
Quite literally!
How she looked today was same as yesterday, today and tomorrow….. It went on and on!
A nifty blob of transparent gold shone from puffy pastry clouds down below…….
The strange Maguk Well!